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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Currently I'm sat in my bedroom because there is a man at my living room window and another at the kitchen!

None of us are doing anything wrong, they're fixing the buzzers to my block of flats and I'm just chilling out but I felt so awkward I hid.

What other situations make you squirm when they really shouldn't?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

If I order takeout and you can tell when the man is arriving on the app, and then you hang by the door and surprise him by opening it just as he gets to the step. Until you realise he can see you through the stained glass and knows you’re just waiting to pounce like the greedy glutton you are.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I order takeout and you can tell when the man is arriving on the app, and then you hang by the door and surprise him by opening it just as he gets to the step. Until you realise he can see you through the stained glass and knows you’re just waiting to pounce like the greedy glutton you are. "

I only recently realised my bum sticks out enough to be seen through the kitchen window if I hover by my buzzer so now I have to make sure I'm right in the corner so they don't see me waiting like the big fat pig I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're walking down the street and you move aside for the person coming towards you to pass.. and they move in the same direction so you both move in the other direction, then laugh awkwardly..

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"When you're walking down the street and you move aside for the person coming towards you to pass.. and they move in the same direction so you both move in the other direction, then laugh awkwardly.. "

I like to move into body popping, anyone that matches me is getting shagged.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you're walking down the street and you move aside for the person coming towards you to pass.. and they move in the same direction so you both move in the other direction, then laugh awkwardly.. "

That’s the worst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The chap that used to clean the wheelie bins came to collect his money once, I’d not long came home from the beach and was about to get in the shower, I quickly got dressed and answered the door, gave him the money, he was shifting from one foot the other and wouldn’t look at me, I thought ..strange but oh well..until I walked past the mirror and saw I had one boob hanging out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you can't understand what someone has said after several times of asking to repeat it. There is an awkward silence and you can't help but shrug your shoulders.

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

When your boss goes to hug you and you are not a hugger!

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

I have selective hearing......if I zone out then come back it can be awkward but I care not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The chap that used to clean the wheelie bins came to collect his money once, I’d not long came home from the beach and was about to get in the shower, I quickly got dressed and answered the door, gave him the money, he was shifting from one foot the other and wouldn’t look at me, I thought ..strange but oh well..until I walked past the mirror and saw I had one boob hanging out "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a waitress brings your food and she says ‘Enjoy your meal!’ and you reply ‘And you!’

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When someone steps on your toes and you apologise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you can't understand what someone has said after several times of asking to repeat it. There is an awkward silence and you can't help but shrug your shoulders. "

I usually laugh and go "oh yeah". Then they reveal they were saying their entire family fell off a cliff at the weekend. Oh shit.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

When I’m dressed as Stella and someone notices my cock out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you can't understand what someone has said after several times of asking to repeat it. There is an awkward silence and you can't help but shrug your shoulders.

I usually laugh and go "oh yeah". Then they reveal they were saying their entire family fell off a cliff at the weekend. Oh shit. "

that's what I mean!!! So bad!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"When you're walking down the street and you move aside for the person coming towards you to pass.. and they move in the same direction so you both move in the other direction, then laugh awkwardly.. "

Happens to me all the time!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Night clubs, I really hate them.

I dont dance, I don't drink and pissheads make me anxious.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"When you're walking down the street and you move aside for the person coming towards you to pass.. and they move in the same direction so you both move in the other direction, then laugh awkwardly..

Happens to me all the time! "

I hate that dance, I feel so stupid.

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By *utchersDogMan
over a year ago

Orpington

Meeting a date in a restaurant with glass tables, sat down and the fold in my trousers made it look like I had an instant errection.

Fun fact though, she knew where we was going and wore a thong that didn't cover anything at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always used to feel awkward whenever the window cleaner cleaned the windows. I used to hide out of view until he knocked for his money. One time I was really embarrassed because I had taken down my net curtains and left my naughty underwear out in full view through the window xx

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