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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tell the person above why you can't meet them today... the more inventive the better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry we can't meet today, the doctor says I should wait for the swelling to go away, and the itching to calm down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My giraffe is on fire and I need to go and put it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t drink pints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I can’t make our meet today I’m out saving the world - laters xx

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

I’m sorry but due to the inclement weather my feet have webbed so I can’t walk, but if you like getting wet...

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Not tonight sweetie, I am shaving my toes xx

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Not tonight sweetie, I am shaving my toes xx"

Too too big. I want to walk the next day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry can't make it my condoms are still drying out from my last meet

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

The tears after my last meet are still healing

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I've not had any meets planned but if I had.

This week my genuine excuses for cancelling would be

My dog escaped (I'm constantly patching up holes in my neighbours rotten fence) three times been out searching this week, twice we found, her once the dog warden picked her up.

My tumble dryer exploded, door blew off, smashed the cupboard door opposite!

My son did laundry & left xbox batteries in his jeans pocket.

I've only just had my kitchen finished!

My back door refused to close properly, or lock.

Locksmith has just left, he needs to order a whole new mechanism.

Until Monday my fridge freezer is now securing my back door!

My life is like a bloody Carry On film

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By *ub_lad6Man
over a year ago

Basildon

Sorry I can't meet today, my best friend is using our shared penis today

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Sorry I can’t meet today Elvis is popping in for a coffee on his way back from a shift at the chip shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry can't make it my condoms are still drying out from my last meet"
really sorry can't meet you today I tripped over my imaginary puppies lead and land face first in the dog bowl I now smell of whiskas just can't get it out of my hair Ive washed it with tresemme three times...... Wait maybe I got some up my nose that's why I can still smell it.... Jeeeez

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I cancelled my first full meet because I landed in hospital. Seriously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I can't make it, I'm washing my status.

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