FabSwingers.com forum: What puts you off a profile ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Photos of a cock over a toilet.

Clutter in the background of a photo.

Writing - Will fill in later.

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Photos of a cock over a toilet.

Clutter in the background of a photo.

Writing - Will fill in later.

same and also lots of cock pics

Also the tone of the writing - “enjoy a good fuck” there are nicer sexier ways to say it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Write some bollocks keyword in the subject. Who would actually send a message without reading her profile?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Write some bollocks keyword in the subject. Who would actually send a message without reading her profile?!?

I assume you are being sarcastic? Lol

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Write some bollocks keyword in the subject. Who would actually send a message without reading her profile?!?

Most do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ranty profiles.

List of demands.

Over use of caps lock button.

No humour.

General moaning and whinging in status updates.

Lazy photos

Sense of entitlement

Ah, you get the idea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick pic as profile pic, lots of blatant dick pics in gallery.

No text or too much text (but too much is better than nothing)

Referring themeselves as discrete/genuine/clean

Can't accommodate or travel

'orally bi' just makes me laugh

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Silhouettes

Cock pics

Vagina pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Photos of a cock over a toilet.

Clutter in the background of a photo.

Writing - Will fill in later.

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rants......... Won't do this won't do that....... Block if you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No photo, or only genital photos.

One generic line...Ask me anything, fun man looking for fun woman etc.

Crudeness, looking to lick pussy.

Some usernames...pussydestroyer.. ..nastybastard....fuckwithyourhead etc.

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By *xLedZepxx2Man
over a year ago

Didcot

"Photos of a cock over a toilet.

Never understand why guys do this do we need to be left with the thought that the maybe taking a dump whilst photographing their dick, if they have to sneak off to the bathroom to take pics maybe put the lid down and sit on a towel.

Another big turn off for me is people taking erotic pictures of themselves with children's toys. baby walkers etc in the background, I find that totally inappropriate.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Close-up photos (from men, women and couples alike), especially explicit ones showing penetration. We know what these things look like. We want to see the whole person, not just the hole, even if the face is obscured.

Also too many photos. A lot of photos in galleries with hundreds in are almost identical repeats which seems bit pointless.

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By *heFuzzMan
over a year ago

Bucks

The “Sydney University” legal statement.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Anyone that won't meet 57 year old bisexual smokers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock pics

Pics of cum oozing ...out of any orifice..

Pics of different women hanging off the profile holders cock

No profile text

Too much profile text

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Photos of a cock over a toilet.

Clutter in the background of a photo.

Writing - Will fill in later.

And what's wrong with a pic of a cock over a toilet bowl?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got be the pussy pictures with bottles hanging out wtf that all about

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By *xLedZepxx2Man
over a year ago

Didcot

"Photos of a cock over a toilet.

Clutter in the background of a photo.

Writing - Will fill in later.

And what's wrong with a pic of a cock over a toilet bowl?

If they are sat on the bog, the thought of what else they may be doing or just done at the time eew.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's too long, just one long rant, lists of negative stuff. Oh and mouthy, crude status updates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes just a profile name is enough to put us off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone who does not take care of the foliage downstairs. I see this time and time again where it looks like a brillow pad and then you see a shot with cum all in it...

Now I'm sure this may be someones preference but certainly not mine...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men’s pictures where they are of them with another woman, seems to be a lot on here.

Overly vulgar language

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Lack of cock pics

Expecting safe sex

Turning up showered.

Or in reality, overly aggressive demanding and full of themselves profiles.

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By *xLedZepxx2Man
over a year ago

Didcot

"If it's too long, just one long rant, lists of negative stuff. Oh and mouthy, crude status updates "

For me, status updates that involve drug use, legal or illegal.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Nothing really, it's not my profile so it has nothing to do with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

- Badly taken pictures

- Ranting and raving and moaning on a profile

- Hypocrisy (e.g. mocking of other men messaging them yet verifications from men in wigs that sucked them off)

- Verifications can be a big one. Depending on what is written and by who. Some can be positive though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and spread arse pics, seriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men who say they are older or mature..

Then you check and they are barely 40!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and couples profiles where no pictures of the male or them together

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Black shadows. Just post a bloody profile pic!!

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Write some bollocks keyword in the subject. Who would actually send a message without reading her profile?!?

I assume you are being sarcastic? Lol "

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By *retty GoodMan
over a year ago

Cardiff Bay

"Got be the pussy pictures with bottles hanging out wtf that all about

God yes and the ones that look like they have been butchered with a meat clever

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Comparing the size of their dick to a can of something, a remote ect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine has served me well putting people off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single men with photos of bareback sex. Instant turn off.

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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Pics of dicks with condoms on full of cum isn't attractive to me remotely!!

Couples profiles where all the pics are of the male or just one pic of a pair of boobs.

Couples profiles over a year not a single Veri... Suspect to me

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Profile names, status updates, meets, avatar cock pictures, verifications, pictures of cocks or with other women that just about covers it for starters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My profile is straight to the point.

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By *xLedZepxx2Man
over a year ago

Didcot

"Single men with photos of bareback sex. Instant turn off."

what makes you think pictures of couples having bareback sex are necessarily the actual couple, this is a swinger site after all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock pics

Bad grammar

Cock pics

Other people in single profiles

Arrogance

Cock pics

The background in pics

“I’ll fill in later” profiles

“Breathe through my ears”

Cock pics

“Heavy cummer”

“Repeater”

Cock pics

Sydney university bollocks

“Well hung”

Oh and cock pics

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By *icetouch83Man
over a year ago

swansea

[Removed by poster at 14/06/19 11:14:25]

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By *xLedZepxx2Man
over a year ago

Didcot

"Pics of dicks with condoms on full of cum "

Agreed, it's a waste of a perfectly good load

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single men with photos of bareback sex. Instant turn off.

what makes you think pictures of couples having bareback sex are necessarily the actual couple, this is a swinger site after all?"

Seeing as I don’t search couples profiles, it doesn’t put me up or down tbh.

Op asked a question, I based my answer on how I use the site for myself.

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By *icetouch83Man
over a year ago

swansea

"Cock pics

Bad grammar

Cock pics

Other people in single profiles

Arrogance

Cock pics

The background in pics

“I’ll fill in later” profiles

“Breathe through my ears”

Cock pics

“Heavy cummer”

“Repeater”

Cock pics

Sydney university bollocks

“Well hung”

Oh and cock pics

Well that's me fucked then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ranty profiles.

List of demands.

Over use of caps lock button.

No humour.

General moaning and whinging in status updates.

Lazy photos

Sense of entitlement

Ah, you get the idea! "

You're talking about mens profiles obviously

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By *eclanHMan
over a year ago

Liphook

"Cock pics

Bad grammar

Cock pics

Other people in single profiles

Arrogance

Cock pics

The background in pics

“I’ll fill in later” profiles

“Breathe through my ears”

Cock pics

“Heavy cummer”

“Repeater”

Cock pics

Sydney university bollocks

“Well hung”

Oh and cock pics

Well that's me fucked then "

Or not fucked, as it were

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Mine seems to put a lot of people off.

Took a lot of effort for it to have that effect.

*job done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Profile names, status updates, meets, avatar cock pictures, verifications, pictures of cocks or with other women that just about covers it for starters

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God you're fussy

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

More pics of other women than them

Stating not here to play email ping pong,here for meets

Constant whiny status updates

55 cock pics measures against lynx ,tv controls etc.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Words... Not keen on words

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcatle

"Ranty profiles.

List of demands.

Over use of caps lock button.

No humour.

General moaning and whinging in status updates.

Lazy photos

Sense of entitlement

Ah, you get the idea! "

Leaves the room as am one of those profiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can breathe through ears..." Really? You have a physical connection between your ears and your lungs that allows the transfer of oxygen???

There are others to but it has pretty much been covered!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Booked who are better looking than me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One-line profiles. Friends-only pictures. Cock pics, action pics or any explicit pics in fact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is very effective, at putting people off...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that indicated that the man did not respect a lady for instance calling her a slut etc

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Sometimes the username puts me off before I even look at a profile

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Black shadows. Just post a bloody profile pic!!

J x"

Never

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

Cock pics - 10 yrs swinging, average of 10 cock pics per day, I think that's about 36,500 cock pics, I don't need any more

oh and facials - hate them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couples with only pics of female or very few male pics!

Drug addicts/users advertising ‘420 friendly’!

Pic filters!

Dirty cock/vag pics!!!! WASH YOUR BODIES, ITS NASTY

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Cock pics

Bad grammar

Cock pics

Other people in single profiles

Arrogance

Cock pics

The background in pics

“I’ll fill in later” profiles

“Breathe through my ears”

Cock pics

“Heavy cummer”

“Repeater”

Cock pics

Sydney university bollocks

“Well hung”

Oh and cock pics

Well that's me fucked then "

It hasn't for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad grammar. Being too cocky. Unflattering pictures. Reference to illegal substances. List goes on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Couples with only pics of female or very few male pics!

Drug addicts/users advertising ‘420 friendly’!

Pic filters!

Dirty cock/vag pics!!!! WASH YOUR BODIES, ITS NASTY

Yes I have seen pics of dirty genitals on here it is foul, sometimes framed by dirty fingernails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ppl with belly fluff !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she's more hairier than a wookie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I can't see them because the fucker has blocked me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The “Sydney University” legal statement.

Oh, I forgot this one!!

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By *ezzelsMan
over a year ago

cheshire and north wales

I made my long detailed and truthful to deter time wasters..it doesn’t work...but I ain’t changing it..it’s me..it’s true it’s real and respectful..

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

A profile that's very ranty in block capitals and reads like a laundry list of demands instantly puts me off...regardless of how physically attractive the person might be.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Lies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lies

Being a mythomaniac mine is full of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usernames that hint at off putting activites.

Illegal drug use references.

Photos where the subject looks like a psychopath/criminal mugshot/miserable fucker.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Usernames that hint at off putting activites.

Illegal drug use references.

Photos where the subject looks like a psychopath/criminal mugshot/miserable fucker."

The escaped convict look?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women in a single males profile, giving a blowjob or having sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Couples with only pics of female or very few male pics!

Drug addicts/users advertising ‘420 friendly’!

Pic filters!

Dirty cock/vag pics!!!! WASH YOUR BODIES, ITS NASTY

Yes I have seen pics of dirty genitals on here it is foul, sometimes framed by dirty fingernails

10 mins in the shower with some shower gel, problem solved! It’s grim and so unnecessary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cocks

Penis

Words like naughty , play

Hun

Almost everything to be fair

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Messy background

Bad nails

Cheesy cock - yes sorry to say have seen loads of those pics on here

Profiles with no photos

Bitchy / desperate / moany status updates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Messy background

Bad nails

Cheesy cock - yes sorry to say have seen loads of those pics on here

Profiles with no photos

Bitchy / desperate / moany status updates

"
lol cheesy cock bits hanging off it you mean eeewww

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By *herieWoman
over a year ago

The Burbs

Cock pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 14/06/19 18:53:56]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of the above

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Lack of electric blue eye shadow, not looking like someone from ABBA (hey I’m easy, all 4)

A propensity to post status messages that say “yardda yadda I’ve just been fucked and it was great, you know who you are”

No fanny/foo/ Izzywizzy pictures

No full body photographs

Don’t really read profile text, but if I notice CAPITAL letters as I am scrolling down to the important stuff, that gets binned

Anyone using their wedding photo with their ex blocked out..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and hypocrites, don’t like hair but they look like a gorilla from waist down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long profiles that never seem to end.

I'm sure some are doing to take the piss lol.

I always read a ladies profile before messaging her, but bloody hell some are like novels and by the time I've read to the end, I've forgotten the rest of it.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Blocking tv’s

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Messy background

Bad nails

Cheesy cock - yes sorry to say have seen loads of those pics on here

Profiles with no photos

Bitchy / desperate / moany status updates

lol cheesy cock bits hanging off it you mean eeewww "

Yes !! Every day I see at least one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Messy background

Bad nails

Cheesy cock - yes sorry to say have seen loads of those pics on here

Profiles with no photos

Bitchy / desperate / moany status updates

lol cheesy cock bits hanging off it you mean eeewww

Yes !! Every day I see at least one "
really omg I mean don't they look at the pics they take lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blocking tv’s"

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick pics and loads of veris x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad grammar and spelling. I mean, if you can’t even spell the town you’re from.....

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By *herieWoman
over a year ago

The Burbs

"Bad grammar and spelling. I mean, if you can’t even spell the town you’re from....."

Yes this goes for me too! Plus full messages in text speak

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

To be honest whatever you put someone is going to find fault even if there isn't one.

Too old

Too young

Too long

Not long enough

Size, to many verifications not enough ohhhh the list is endless.

We just put what makes us laugh or at least give people a hint at our humour and personality.

I think it's more important to convey your personality and preference than just what people look like and likes and dislikes.

Yes we are here for sex but if we can have a laugh doing it that's even better.

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"Cock pics

Bad grammar

Cock pics

Other people in single profiles

Arrogance

Cock pics

The background in pics

“I’ll fill in later” profiles

“Breathe through my ears”

Cock pics

“Heavy cummer”

“Repeater”

Cock pics

Sydney university bollocks

“Well hung”

Oh and cock pics

Well that's me fucked then

Or not fucked, as it were

Lol you bet me to the punchline

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West

Snapchat filters - they are doing alot of work for some women, same with 'clever' photo angles

Women who look like Susan Boyle on a bad day expecting a Greek Adonis.

Status' saying sick of timewasters etc

Moaning about flooded inboxes- Don't be lazy, apply filters and do graft yourselves.

Put something in subject box- I've skim read your biblical rant of a profile, found your poxy word, and still sent you a message, full well knowing I won't meet your height requirement.

Must be over 6 foot with and 8 inch dick! They can be as tall as you want, they'll still probably be boring!

Pictures of foofs filled with cum, looks like a dropped kebab with mayo running out, not appealing!

Will fill in later- Then moans they don't get good messages etc, how the fuck are we meant to engage you on here?

Professional-Everyone who gets paid is a professional, fuck off you're not that important.

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West

Please send pics on first message- Whilst not having any herself or sending any in return.

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

TLDR...like mine..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Bad grammar and spelling. I mean, if you can’t even spell the town you’re from.....

Yes this goes for me too! Plus full messages in text speak

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bareback pictures

Hairy Bush

Cum in hairy Bush

Hair arse on a woman

A close up lip biting pic when you have a very wrinkly unattractive lip (just my opinion, brutal but honest)

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By *herieWoman
over a year ago

The Burbs

"Bad grammar and spelling. I mean, if you can’t even spell the town you’re from.....

Yes this goes for me too! Plus full messages in text speak

LOL

OMG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Untidy room in background of pics

Terrible pics

No write up

Rants

Cheats

Age 99-99

420 friendly really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snapchat filters - they are doing alot of work for some women, same with 'clever' photo angles

Women who look like Susan Boyle on a bad day expecting a Greek Adonis.

Status' saying sick of timewasters etc

Moaning about flooded inboxes- Don't be lazy, apply filters and do graft yourselves.

Put something in subject box- I've skim read your biblical rant of a profile, found your poxy word, and still sent you a message, full well knowing I won't meet your height requirement.

Must be over 6 foot with and 8 inch dick! They can be as tall as you want, they'll still probably be boring!

Pictures of foofs filled with cum, looks like a dropped kebab with mayo running out, not appealing!

Will fill in later- Then moans they don't get good messages etc, how the fuck are we meant to engage you on here?

Professional-Everyone who gets paid is a professional, fuck off you're not that important."

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By *eclanHMan
over a year ago

Liphook

"Cock pics

Bad grammar

Cock pics

Other people in single profiles

Arrogance

Cock pics

The background in pics

“I’ll fill in later” profiles

“Breathe through my ears”

Cock pics

“Heavy cummer”

“Repeater”

Cock pics

Sydney university bollocks

“Well hung”

Oh and cock pics

Well that's me fucked then

Or not fucked, as it were

Lol you bet me to the punchline"

Great minds and such.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

70 veris

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By *herieWoman
over a year ago

The Burbs

"70 veris "

I agree. Lots of veri's put me off too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remote control pictures

Lynx can pictures

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Cock pictures, endless cock pictures from different angles usually badly taken .

Guy's read this thread.

Take it in and the common reoccurring theme.

Women don't want to see just your cock,now you may well be self obsessed with it and think the women of the world will fall to their knees at the merest glimpse of your todger.

This is probably as far from reality as is possible.

Yes they want to see it at some point but mostly women want to see some effort put into a profile pictures with imagination and panache, substance and sexy.

Well written pictures that leaves a bit to the imagination, perhaps have dick pic's private and send when asked.

Mrs has met many guy's without ever seeing a single dick picture.

We always think if your this lazy with your profile what you going to be like in bed?

I'm not saying we are perfect far from it.

But as guys always seem to be the ones asking why can't they get meets here's some good tips as to why you don't and how to go about standing out from the crowd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little info on profile, excessive close up cock pictures, strange usernames, lazy pictures and messy backgrounds.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Fill in later or the autofill I am an X looking for X text

All pics are cock pics or play pics - especially if you can hardly see the profile owner...

Ranty angry profiles

Very sexualised profile names

420 references

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stripey carpet

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By *irl1234xxxWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Dodgy bedding

Bad spelling or text talk

Crudeness

Vaginas on single men’s profiles

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By *ave 42Man
over a year ago

pontefract

Women or couples who’s profiles say safe sex

Then have pics being barebacked with different cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dodgy bedding

Bad spelling or text talk

Crudeness

Vaginas on single men’s profiles "

Dodgy bedding!

Like flowers and crap like that or pop star themed?

Star Wars pillow cases are fine, right?

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By *irl1234xxxWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Dodgy bedding

Bad spelling or text talk

Crudeness

Vaginas on single men’s profiles

Dodgy bedding!

Like flowers and crap like that or pop star themed?

Star Wars pillow cases are fine, right?"

Yeah, Star Wars is ok. I mean like the type of bedding that you get in a cheap B & B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dodgy bedding

Bad spelling or text talk

Crudeness

Vaginas on single men’s profiles

Dodgy bedding!

Like flowers and crap like that or pop star themed?

Star Wars pillow cases are fine, right?

Yeah, Star Wars is ok. I mean like the type of bedding that you get in a cheap B & B"

Ahhh, got ya.

Phew, can’t believe for a minute there I actually questioned my pillow case choices

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By *sianMancMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Since I only ever look at female profiles I have found the following to be terribly annoying:

1) asking for a pic when she has no pics at all.

2) asking for a face pic when she has no face pic at all.

3) asking you to read her profile when she clearly fails to read yours.

The above are all things many state in their profiles.

4) profiles where the pics aren't clear at all.

5) badly written content as in spelling grammar or txt speech. 1 or 2 errors is fine but a badly written profile equals poor language skills. Very unattractive.

6) racist xenophobic sexist profiles.

7) profiles where the females asking for member codes - come on people it's only £5. Again very unattractive.

8) clearly materialistic profiles or those where the female is clearly seeking a free dinner for a date.

9) so many sugar babies on here now. Ridiculous.

10) too many selling something be it sex panties or can work girls.

11) profiles where the female is clearly a gay guy a bi gay or just a guy lol ie catfish!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Since I only ever look at female profiles I have found the following to be terribly annoying:

1) asking for a pic when she has no pics at all.

2) asking for a face pic when she has no face pic at all.

3) asking you to read her profile when she clearly fails to read yours.

The above are all things many state in their profiles.

4) profiles where the pics aren't clear at all.

5) badly written content as in spelling grammar or txt speech. 1 or 2 errors is fine but a badly written profile equals poor language skills. Very unattractive.

6) racist xenophobic sexist profiles.

7) profiles where the females asking for member codes - come on people it's only £5. Again very unattractive.

8) clearly materialistic profiles or those where the female is clearly seeking a free dinner for a date.

9) so many sugar babies on here now. Ridiculous.

10) too many selling something be it sex panties or can work girls.

11) profiles where the female is clearly a gay guy a bi gay or just a guy lol ie catfish!"

12) A pic of a japseye.

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By *irl1234xxxWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Dodgy bedding

Bad spelling or text talk

Crudeness

Vaginas on single men’s profiles

Dodgy bedding!

Like flowers and crap like that or pop star themed?

Star Wars pillow cases are fine, right?

Yeah, Star Wars is ok. I mean like the type of bedding that you get in a cheap B & B

Ahhh, got ya.

Phew, can’t believe for a minute there I actually questioned my pillow case choices "

Never question your pillow case choices, you are who you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

intimate details in the verifications

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By *sianMancMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Since I only ever look at female profiles I have found the following to be terribly annoying:

1) asking for a pic when she has no pics at all.

2) asking for a face pic when she has no face pic at all.

3) asking you to read her profile when she clearly fails to read yours.

The above are all things many state in their profiles.

4) profiles where the pics aren't clear at all.

5) badly written content as in spelling grammar or txt speech. 1 or 2 errors is fine but a badly written profile equals poor language skills. Very unattractive.

6) racist xenophobic sexist profiles.

7) profiles where the females asking for member codes - come on people it's only £5. Again very unattractive.

8) clearly materialistic profiles or those where the female is clearly seeking a free dinner for a date.

9) so many sugar babies on here now. Ridiculous.

10) too many selling something be it sex panties or can work girls.

11) profiles where the female is clearly a gay guy a bi gay or just a guy lol ie catfish!

12) A pic of a japseye."

Lol don't stare could take your eye out with that hahaha

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Since I only ever look at female profiles I have found the following to be terribly annoying:

1) asking for a pic when she has no pics at all.

2) asking for a face pic when she has no face pic at all.

3) asking you to read her profile when she clearly fails to read yours.

The above are all things many state in their profiles.

4) profiles where the pics aren't clear at all.

5) badly written content as in spelling grammar or txt speech. 1 or 2 errors is fine but a badly written profile equals poor language skills. Very unattractive.

6) racist xenophobic sexist profiles.

7) profiles where the females asking for member codes - come on people it's only £5. Again very unattractive.

8) clearly materialistic profiles or those where the female is clearly seeking a free dinner for a date.

9) so many sugar babies on here now. Ridiculous.

10) too many selling something be it sex panties or can work girls.

11) profiles where the female is clearly a gay guy a bi gay or just a guy lol ie catfish!

12) A pic of a japseye.

Lol don't stare could take your eye out with that hahaha"
really?

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By *sianMancMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Since I only ever look at female profiles I have found the following to be terribly annoying:

1) asking for a pic when she has no pics at all.

2) asking for a face pic when she has no face pic at all.

3) asking you to read her profile when she clearly fails to read yours.

The above are all things many state in their profiles.

4) profiles where the pics aren't clear at all.

5) badly written content as in spelling grammar or txt speech. 1 or 2 errors is fine but a badly written profile equals poor language skills. Very unattractive.

6) racist xenophobic sexist profiles.

7) profiles where the females asking for member codes - come on people it's only £5. Again very unattractive.

8) clearly materialistic profiles or those where the female is clearly seeking a free dinner for a date.

9) so many sugar babies on here now. Ridiculous.

10) too many selling something be it sex panties or can work girls.

11) profiles where the female is clearly a gay guy a bi gay or just a guy lol ie catfish!

12) A pic of a japseye.

Lol don't stare could take your eye out with that hahahareally?"

Of cos

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

When it says "Impress me". Instant wanker alert.

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By *irl1234xxxWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"When it says "Impress me". Instant wanker alert."

Oh yeah!! That’s a real “whatever you nobhead” moment when you read that.

I also hate it when someone that you have zero interest in writes “tell me what you’d do to turn me on” eeuurrghhh nothing mate, you’re grim

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By *sianMancMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Since I only ever look at female profiles I have found the following to be terribly annoying:

1) asking for a pic when she has no pics at all.

2) asking for a face pic when she has no face pic at all.

3) asking you to read her profile when she clearly fails to read yours.

The above are all things many state in their profiles.

4) profiles where the pics aren't clear at all.

5) badly written content as in spelling grammar or txt speech. 1 or 2 errors is fine but a badly written profile equals poor language skills. Very unattractive.

6) racist xenophobic sexist profiles.

7) profiles where the females asking for member codes - come on people it's only £5. Again very unattractive.

8) clearly materialistic profiles or those where the female is clearly seeking a free dinner for a date.

9) so many sugar babies on here now. Ridiculous.

10) too many selling something be it sex panties or can work girls.

11) profiles where the female is clearly a gay guy a bi gay or just a guy lol ie catfish!"

12) crude language & street talk. I've always found class and finesse attractive.

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By *eys00Man
over a year ago

have boots will travel

"intimate details in the verifications"

Agreed. There's simply no need! A complete lack of effort also, when a bio simply has a full stop and nothing else. Or "will update later" despite being active for over a year

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

"No photo, or only genital photos.

One generic line...Ask me anything, fun man looking for fun woman etc.

Crudeness, looking to lick pussy.

Some usernames...pussydestroyer.. ..nastybastard....fuckwithyourhead etc."

Made me laugh

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By *sianMancMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Since I only ever look at female profiles I have found the following to be terribly annoying:

1) asking for a pic when she has no pics at all.

2) asking for a face pic when she has no face pic at all.

3) asking you to read her profile when she clearly fails to read yours.

The above are all things many state in their profiles.

4) profiles where the pics aren't clear at all.

5) badly written content as in spelling grammar or txt speech. 1 or 2 errors is fine but a badly written profile equals poor language skills. Very unattractive.

6) racist xenophobic sexist profiles.

7) profiles where the females asking for member codes - come on people it's only £5. Again very unattractive.

8) clearly materialistic profiles or those where the female is clearly seeking a free dinner for a date.

9) so many sugar babies on here now. Ridiculous.

10) too many selling something be it sex panties or can work girls.

11) profiles where the female is clearly a gay guy a bi gay or just a guy lol ie catfish!

12) crude language & street talk. I've always found class and finesse attractive."

13) profiles that are just oozing anger and are basically a rant.

14) profiles that lack any effort and imagination - sell yourself ladies, make an effort. (Not all only some)

15) profiles where the pics are from the 80s. Yes ladies I can tell lol.

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By *sianMancMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Since I only ever look at female profiles I have found the following to be terribly annoying:

1) asking for a pic when she has no pics at all.

2) asking for a face pic when she has no face pic at all.

3) asking you to read her profile when she clearly fails to read yours.

The above are all things many state in their profiles.

4) profiles where the pics aren't clear at all.

5) badly written content as in spelling grammar or txt speech. 1 or 2 errors is fine but a badly written profile equals poor language skills. Very unattractive.

6) racist xenophobic sexist profiles.

7) profiles where the females asking for member codes - come on people it's only £5. Again very unattractive.

8) clearly materialistic profiles or those where the female is clearly seeking a free dinner for a date.

9) so many sugar babies on here now. Ridiculous.

10) too many selling something be it sex panties or can work girls.

11) profiles where the female is clearly a gay guy a bi gay or just a guy lol ie catfish!

12) crude language & street talk. I've always found class and finesse attractive.

13) profiles that are just oozing anger and are basically a rant.

14) profiles that lack any effort and imagination - sell yourself ladies, make an effort. (Not all only some)

15) profiles where the pics are from the 80s. Yes ladies I can tell lol. "

16) profiles where it's been over a year, claiming to be new or active when there are no verifications.

17) profiles saying they have meets when no verifications.

18) profiles claiming they were old members - who cares.

19) profiles claiming they're back and can anyone that knew them verify them - Lol why would I care or make the effort even IF I believed you lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Vulgar profiles

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By *sianMancMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Since I only ever look at female profiles I have found the following to be terribly annoying:

1) asking for a pic when she has no pics at all.

2) asking for a face pic when she has no face pic at all.

3) asking you to read her profile when she clearly fails to read yours.

The above are all things many state in their profiles.

4) profiles where the pics aren't clear at all.

5) badly written content as in spelling grammar or txt speech. 1 or 2 errors is fine but a badly written profile equals poor language skills. Very unattractive.

6) racist xenophobic sexist profiles.

7) profiles where the females asking for member codes - come on people it's only £5. Again very unattractive.

8) clearly materialistic profiles or those where the female is clearly seeking a free dinner for a date.

9) so many sugar babies on here now. Ridiculous.

10) too many selling something be it sex panties or can work girls.

11) profiles where the female is clearly a gay guy a bi gay or just a guy lol ie catfish!

12) crude language & street talk. I've always found class and finesse attractive.

13) profiles that are just oozing anger and are basically a rant.

14) profiles that lack any effort and imagination - sell yourself ladies, make an effort. (Not all only some)

15) profiles where the pics are from the 80s. Yes ladies I can tell lol.

16) profiles where it's been over a year, claiming to be new or active when there are no verifications.

17) profiles saying they have meets when no verifications.

18) profiles claiming they were old members - who cares.

19) profiles claiming they're back and can anyone that knew them verify them - Lol why would I care or make the effort even IF I believed you lol"

20) profiles that have winked at me or sent me a friend request where I haven't even said or received a hi from.

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By *attooedBBWWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Some similarities to what’s already been said but here’s my top 5 dislikes for anyone interested

1. Blank profiles - yes you can get to know someone via messages but surely the whole point of a profile is to outline who you are and what you’re looking for

2. Close ups of cock or pussy as profile avatar and/or as the only pics in a public profile - congratulations you have genitals, and maybe you think they’re the shit but honestly I’d rather see the rest of you and save that for when we’re in the same room

3. Childish usernames - I see you PussyBashingStud, but you’re not going to really persuade me that you’re respectful or mature enough for me

4. Bad pics - these include poorly lit, blurry, messy or dirty backgrounds, children in the background, extreme close ups, toilet shots. It’s 2019, 90% of phones have a decent camera on, you have no excuses people!

5. Overly sexually graphic descriptions - ok chill with the ramming your cock or slurping pussy juices and keep that to sexting yeah?

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By *eys00Man
over a year ago

have boots will travel

"Some similarities to what’s already been said but here’s my top 5 dislikes for anyone interested

1. Blank profiles - yes you can get to know someone via messages but surely the whole point of a profile is to outline who you are and what you’re looking for

3. Childish usernames - I see you PussyBashingStud, but you’re not going to really persuade me that you’re respectful or mature enough for me

5. Overly sexually graphic descriptions - ok chill with the ramming your cock or slurping pussy juices and keep that to sexting yeah?

Number 4 all day!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Write some bollocks keyword in the subject. Who would actually send a message without reading her profile?!?

Most do!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dry pussy pics

list of demands

bathroom shots loo included

dirty clothes on floor

lol

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By *irty desireWoman
over a year ago

newcatle

"Some similarities to what’s already been said but here’s my top 5 dislikes for anyone interested

1. Blank profiles - yes you can get to know someone via messages but surely the whole point of a profile is to outline who you are and what you’re looking for

3. Childish usernames - I see you PussyBashingStud, but you’re not going to really persuade me that you’re respectful or mature enough for me

5. Overly sexually graphic descriptions - ok chill with the ramming your cock or slurping pussy juices and keep that to sexting yeah?

All of the above, but number 4 is the one that gets my goat !x

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By *ustyCouple
over a year ago

peterborough

Guys with lots of photos of them with other woman. It puts me off

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Ranty profiles.

List of demands.

Over use of caps lock button.

No humour.

General moaning and whinging in status updates.

Lazy photos

Sense of entitlement

Ah, you get the idea! "

Yes to all of the above!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the past when I was looking; me me me type stuff put me off, I'd rather look at a profile of someone who's openly interested in other people and knows they don't know much about a lot, just like the rest of us....

Not looking at all now mind!

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By *ucklingsCouple
over a year ago

Rugby

No face pictures in friends only gallery xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Photos of a cock over a toilet.

Clutter in the background of a photo.

Writing - Will fill in later.

Same. Also offering to do massages and licking for hours.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Photos of a cock over a toilet.

Clutter in the background of a photo.

Writing - Will fill in later.

All the above lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unattractive pictures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No face pictures in friends only gallery xx"
lol that's cheating though, friend him to see his face

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By *attooedBBWWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

All of the above, but number 4 is the one that gets my goat !x"

I think it’s laziness maybe, to be honest I think lack of effort and immaturity probably surmises why their profiles are so bad

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By *sianMancMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Since I only ever look at female profiles I have found the following to be terribly annoying:

1) asking for a pic when she has no pics at all.

2) asking for a face pic when she has no face pic at all.

3) asking you to read her profile when she clearly fails to read yours.

The above are all things many state in their profiles.

4) profiles where the pics aren't clear at all.

5) badly written content as in spelling grammar or txt speech. 1 or 2 errors is fine but a badly written profile equals poor language skills. Very unattractive.

6) racist xenophobic sexist profiles.

7) profiles where the females asking for member codes - come on people it's only £5. Again very unattractive.

8) clearly materialistic profiles or those where the female is clearly seeking a free dinner for a date.

9) so many sugar babies on here now. Ridiculous.

10) too many selling something be it sex panties or can work girls.

11) profiles where the female is clearly a gay guy a bi gay or just a guy lol ie catfish!

12) crude language & street talk. I've always found class and finesse attractive.

13) profiles that are just oozing anger and are basically a rant.

14) profiles that lack any effort and imagination - sell yourself ladies, make an effort. (Not all only some)

15) profiles where the pics are from the 80s. Yes ladies I can tell lol.

16) profiles where it's been over a year, claiming to be new or active when there are no verifications.

17) profiles saying they have meets when no verifications.

18) profiles claiming they were old members - who cares.

19) profiles claiming they're back and can anyone that knew them verify them - Lol why would I care or make the effort even IF I believed you lol

20) profiles that have winked at me or sent me a friend request where I haven't even said or received a hi from."

21) not so much a profile but members who chat to you but are dumb as fuck! Had a couple of those tonight. Lol

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