FabSwingers.com forum: If your jeans could talk.....

By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

what would they say about you...;-)

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Mine would say I have been a good girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would say "gimme a break ffs, this is the 10th day in a row you've worn me!"

(I have an old pair of house jeans I wear pretty much every day apart from the day they are washed)

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Lock the fridge ffs, Im bursting here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lock the fridge ffs, Im bursting here!"

Mine say the same when Im perving ya pics...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lock the fridge ffs, Im bursting here!"

lol! exactly what I was thinking about mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lock the fridge ffs, Im bursting here!"

Now that made me smile and think mine might be saying the same.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

And does my arse look big on you?

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Lock the fridge ffs, Im bursting here!

Mine say the same when Im perving ya pics...

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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

hahaha.. this is hilarious as I was thinking of where your jeans had been, come off and watched whatever you were doing.. when I posted this...;-)

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By *ngel Devil69Couple
over a year ago

Manilva

What? Empty pockets again. Never any cash in me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What? Empty pockets again. Never any cash in me

Dont have that problem...

Deep pockets in mine...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today they would say, how do you manage to spectacularly, royally fuck things up quite so completely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeans: Isn't your arm tired yet?

Me: SHUT UP, your putting me off ... why I had to buy talking jeans?

J: You could have at least cleaned up from the last 5 times, I'm covered!

M: Uuurgh.. what? oh, don't worry, just another 4 more to go for the record.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm

Isn't it about time you had a new pair xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you stop dribbling piss all over me for fuck sake?......

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By *landPeggyCouple
over a year ago

Holland !

Anyone else get a Dr Hook song stuck in their head after reading this thread ?

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Will you stop dribbling piss all over me for fuck sake?......

ewwwww and I thought my jeans had problems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would say oi shortass even I've got

Longer legs than you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes your arse does look big in me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will you stop dribbling piss all over me for fuck sake?......

ewwwww and I thought my jeans had problems

I won't even mention what they'd say on curry night then!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats that damp patch....oooh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stop farting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You got a sexy arse, now go out and get a woman

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

"You got a sexy arse, now go out and get a woman"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well have been clearing out today have the spring clean bug and have thrown all my big jeans out cant believe a couple of years ago was in a 28 they have all gone in the bin currently comfortable in a size 20 so no way back onwards and upwards and feeling great.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know what my jeans would have said to me 20 years ago.

"Lay off the fuckin kebabs ffs!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my jeans would say "there's a nice ass and huge surprise waiting for you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my jeans would say "there's a nice ass and huge surprise waiting for you"

Huge surprise??? Ohhh here we go again another me ,me ,me....

xxxxxxx

Mine would say ....here comes the girl

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Pensioners in Denim ? Really Gran? D'ya think that's a good look ?

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

Born in America sat on in Dudley life can be so unfair for us 501's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would say 'why don't you bloody wear me, I've been in this cold dark wardrobe for 12 months and you don't even look in my direction, not even a stroke at times'

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

I love wearing your balls.

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By *utAndThickMan
over a year ago

Nearby

I would have to gag mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what would they say about you...;-)"

f**k me she's got a big arse lol

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By *hristopher WalksMan
over a year ago

somewhere

mine would say put a belt on!

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

I haven't got any jeans...

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

"Please don't bend over again ... my seams can only take so much!"

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