FabSwingers.com forum: I'm going to hell

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who's coming with me?

You can only bring one item, so what will it be?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Vibrator.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will come and I am bringing a fan x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rum

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Fire extinguisher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sat nav in case it's not all what it's cracked up to be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot tub

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

handcart

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Endless supply of cheese

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A sat nav in case it's not all what it's cracked up to be."

It's where all the bad girls go

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

yep. its the big red slide for me too!... im taking vodka

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"Who's coming with me?

You can only bring one item, so what will it be?"

Marshmallow for toasting.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Twister

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Some kind of aftersun product may be handy.

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Ice cubes x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fact that there’s a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell says a lot about expected numbers....

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

Coffee

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By *oobs1Woman
over a year ago

Sussex

Doxy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"yep. its the big red slide for me too!... im taking vodka

Care to share ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The fact that there’s a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell says a lot about expected numbers...."

Nice one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A sat nav in case it's not all what it's cracked up to be.

It's where all the bad girls go

I thought that was Holloway?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ma AC/DC Highway To Hell album in case I get lost

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The fact that there’s a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell says a lot about expected numbers....

Nice one.

True

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Ma AC/DC Highway To Hell album in case I get lost

Oh, and also this....

In Hell I'll Be In Good Company - The Dead South

www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9FzVhw8_bY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toiletry set

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lube

Something tells me the ladies will he very wet

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

A big freezer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A snowball

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By *ouis CyphreMan
over a year ago

The Midlands

A welcome party to my domain......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sword

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A sword

For ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm sorry, but I don't remember giving permission to enter my residence, present your sins before approaching

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I'm going to Hull - same thing?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Your mum !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Erm sorry, but I don't remember giving permission to enter my residence, present your sins before approaching

I've been very bad this week. I've been masterbating and imagining it's my bosses cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fire extinguisher.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Magic Mushrooms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll being gin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll being gin

Bring

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By *aucy sausageMan
over a year ago

Gentleshaw

A genie lamp with 3 in tact wishes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's coming with me?

You can only bring one item, so what will it be?"
fire extinguisher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm sorry, but I don't remember giving permission to enter my residence, present your sins before approaching

I've been very bad this week. I've been masterbating and imagining it's my bosses cock"

Masterbating? Is that when you go fishing and select the perfect bait, for every catch

And why does your bosses cock look like a fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Magic Mushrooms"

Nice

get in my handbasket to hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tweezers for my ear hair

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Poverty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's coming with me?

You can only bring one item, so what will it be?"

Coming with you? Pfffft I’m the founding member of hell

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Erm sorry, but I don't remember giving permission to enter my residence, present your sins before approaching

They're manifest!

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

A bag of ice!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A genie lamp with 3 in tact wishes"

What would you wish for?

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over a year ago

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Hammerite to spray oneself in, just like being here then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and I'm bringing coffee lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me and I'm bringing coffee lol "

Oh good choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me and I'm bringing coffee lol

Oh good choice

And plenty of it to keep me awake

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Vodka

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vodka

Oh now your talking

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Vodka

Oh now your talking

Can’t have a party in the heat without it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oven gloves

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

iv been its over rated

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By *etAnotherDomMan
over a year ago

london

A present for daddy

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

A thick jumper, got a feeling it could be a bit chilly for me down there!

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By *merald Eyes XWoman
over a year ago

Can you find me….

Marshmallows

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"iv been its over rated

Aww don't say that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im hoping it will have everything i like already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prosecco

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I'll bring a pitchfork

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

Earplugs. So I don't have to listen to all the Tories and Republicans spouting their vile pish for eternity.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

100,090,000,000,000 gallons of water

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll bring a pitchfork

Careful where you stick it

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By *utchersDogMan
over a year ago

Orpington

I'm going Hel, one L.

I'll take a pack of seeds to grow while I wait.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

The duty free that Lucifer himself asked for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Condoms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pillow for sleepy time

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By *ondongreg79Man
over a year ago

london

A very long ladder

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Condoms.

Its hell so they'll probably have holes in them

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

A handcart, it feel like im on my way already!!

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

My tablet

I know hell has WiFi - Satan owes me a favour

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My tablet

I know hell has WiFi - Satan owes me a favour"

Oh do tell

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By *eclanHMan
over a year ago

Liphook

Single malt

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

"My tablet

I know hell has WiFi - Satan owes me a favour

Oh do tell

Unfortunately Satan also has a legal document that prevents me stating why he owes me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My tablet

I know hell has WiFi - Satan owes me a favour

Oh do tell

Unfortunately Satan also has a legal document that prevents me stating why he owes me

Aww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's coming with me?

You can only bring one item, so what will it be?"

You!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m going to have to bring my straighteners, the heat will play havoc with my hair!

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

"My tablet

I know hell has WiFi - Satan owes me a favour

Oh do tell

Unfortunately Satan also has a legal document that prevents me stating why he owes me

Aww

All I can say is that he can NEVER look me in the eye now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My tablet

I know hell has WiFi - Satan owes me a favour

Oh do tell

Unfortunately Satan also has a legal document that prevents me stating why he owes me

Aww

All I can say is that he can NEVER look me in the eye now

Define eye

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who's coming with me?

You can only bring one item, so what will it be?

You!

What if I went go

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By *ammykingMan
over a year ago

Lisburn

"My tablet

I know hell has WiFi - Satan owes me a favour

Oh do tell

Unfortunately Satan also has a legal document that prevents me stating why he owes me

Aww

All I can say is that he can NEVER look me in the eye now

Define eye

Ones on my face, he seems to go even redder and hurries away everytime

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My tablet

I know hell has WiFi - Satan owes me a favour

Oh do tell

Unfortunately Satan also has a legal document that prevents me stating why he owes me

Aww

All I can say is that he can NEVER look me in the eye now

Define eye

Ones on my face, he seems to go even redder and hurries away everytime

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

???

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