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By *dventurous fella OP   Man
over a year ago

where

What do you call a man vacuuming his house at night with a bird of prey on each shoulder?

Hawk kestrel man hoovers in the dark....

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Eh?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Got it

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Eh? "

Thank God it wasnt just me that didnt get it.

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By *heklangsCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool


"What do you call a man vacuuming his house at night with a bird of prey on each shoulder?

Hawk kestrel man hoovers in the dark...."

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orchestral maneuvers in the dark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eh? "
lol

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Eh?

Thank God it wasnt just me that didnt get it."

Omd the band

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By *ewtoyouXXXMan
over a year ago

rochdale cowboy


"What do you call a man vacuuming his house at night with a bird of prey on each shoulder?

Hawk kestrel man hoovers in the dark...."
very good

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Eh?

Thank God it wasnt just me that didnt get it.

Omd the band "

What band? I'm shit with music.

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside

Q, what do you call a guy with a 2” cock.

A,Justin.

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By *dventurous fella OP   Man
over a year ago

where

Orchestral manoeuvres in the dark as in the band name!

It was supposed to be a shit joke but it was not meant to be hard to get! Sorry ppl

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Orchestral manoeuvres in the dark as in the band name!

It was supposed to be a shit joke but it was not meant to be hard to get! Sorry ppl "

It made me laugh

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"

What band? I'm shit with music.

"

An 80s band. Biggest hit was Enola Gay

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By *ewtoyouXXXMan
over a year ago

rochdale cowboy


"What do you call a man vacuuming his house at night with a bird of prey on each shoulder?

Hawk kestrel man hoovers in the dark.... very good "

. I went in to the chippy last night and said can I have a bag of chips , he said 68 or 95 ? I said if your going to count them I will have a meat pie

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Is 68 or 95 the price of the chips ?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Orchestral maneuvers in the dark"

Appreciate the heads up.....

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Is 68 or 95 the price of the chips ?"

Glad you asked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Orchestral manoeuvres in the dark as in the band name!

It was supposed to be a shit joke but it was not meant to be hard to get! Sorry ppl

It made me laugh "

You just wanna laugh to pee yourself to sell ya undies ....I've sussed it

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Orchestral manoeuvres in the dark as in the band name!

It was supposed to be a shit joke but it was not meant to be hard to get! Sorry ppl

It made me laugh

You just wanna laugh to pee yourself to sell ya undies ....I've sussed it "

I'm just finding everything amusing today

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Orchestral manoeuvres in the dark as in the band name!

It was supposed to be a shit joke but it was not meant to be hard to get! Sorry ppl

It made me laugh

You just wanna laugh to pee yourself to sell ya undies ....I've sussed it

I'm just finding everything amusing today "

Your going to make a mint then!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Sorry I don’t do humour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Orchestral manoeuvres in the dark as in the band name!

It was supposed to be a shit joke but it was not meant to be hard to get! Sorry ppl "

I laughed

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"

What band? I'm shit with music.

An 80s band. Biggest hit was Enola Gay"

I see, a bit before my time then. Still, its sounds atomic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got it must be getting old

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"Is 68 or 95 the price of the chips ?

Glad you asked "

Anyone? I'm stumped. I think it might be intentionally nonsensical.

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By *dventurous fella OP   Man
over a year ago

where


"Orchestral manoeuvres in the dark as in the band name!

It was supposed to be a shit joke but it was not meant to be hard to get! Sorry ppl

It made me laugh "

At least I got one then

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By *dventurous fella OP   Man
over a year ago

where


"I got it must be getting old "

Don’t worry you wear it well.

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By *ewtoyouXXXMan
over a year ago

rochdale cowboy


"Is 68 or 95 the price of the chips ?"
. Yes but he thought he was going to count that many chips hence I will have a pie lol well u have to be there I guess x

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By *ewtoyouXXXMan
over a year ago

rochdale cowboy


"Is 68 or 95 the price of the chips ?

Glad you asked

Anyone? I'm stumped. I think it might be intentionally nonsensical. "
hi lol I did reply to some asking about the numbers he thought he was going to count the chips anyway I guess u have to be there lol

X

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