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Like my mom used to say!

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By *ldskoolvalues OP   Man
over a year ago

The thick of it!

I got a hundred if these wise old quotes from my mam! Heres one!

‘Keep your friends close, but keep your mom closer!’

Gimme yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take your coat off or you won't feel the benefit outside!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shave your eyebrows if you want to look like a twat.

Not sure what she meant by that though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A standing cock has no conscience

(Grandmother not mother)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do as i say not as i do

Mess with the bull get the horns up the arse

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Don't come running to me when you break your leg

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"A standing cock has no conscience

(Grandmother not mother)"

I like that

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By *eandHim2019Couple
over a year ago

preston

Don't pull your face or it will stick like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got a hundred if these wise old quotes from my mam! Heres one!

‘Keep your friends close, but keep your mom closer!’

Gimme yours?"

Take a jumper, because you can take it off, but you can't put it on if you don't have it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put the wood in the hole....shut the door

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Keep your face straight

Carry on and I will give you something to blart about

Because I said so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dinners burnt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dinners burnt. "
ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You better wipe that look off your face.

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

Can you lock your door if you’re going to be doing THAT?

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By *aturisteve69Man
over a year ago

Frodsham

How many times Steven, put it away...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More of a dad saying

If it's not one thing,it's your mother

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