FabSwingers.com forum: You’ve ran out of lube, what do you use

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Your lube’s ran out and you need to get downstairs moist, what old wives remedy has assisted you in your time if need?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 in 1.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lurpack?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Spit

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Lurpack?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Vaseline and sand I’ve heard works wonders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saliva

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pre cum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Virgin olive oil....

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Fry light spray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Although i do like the sound of lurpak, reminds me of a scene from last tango in Paris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Sheen?

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By *asterslittlewhoreCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Spit

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

"Although i do like the sound of lurpak, reminds me of a scene from last tango in Paris"

I don't recall a 3 inch high trombone player made of butter in that film

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Lurpack?

Lard from the chip pan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WD40

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr Sheen?

Polishes it

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ice cubes

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

La Mer moisturiser.

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By *hisCharmingMan
over a year ago

South Manchester

Lard, and lots of it so you look like a channel swimmer

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Spit it has to be, quick and easy solution

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once managed to get a neet by calling a lovely lady's bluff when she said she'd meet me if I stuck my cock in some Dairylea and barked like a dog and sent her a video of it. I didn't have any Dairylea so I used double cream instead. I tell you what, that stuff doesn't have make your cock slippy!

And I still got a meet out of it too so win-win!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could dip it in a jar of mayo?..piccalli, or beetroot balls , added bit of texture.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken fat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nutella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What ever happened to natural lubrication?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Milk

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

Baby oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Although i do like the sound of lurpak, reminds me of a scene from last tango in Paris

I don't recall a 3 inch high trombone player made of butter in that film"

Only in the editors cut

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There’s a lot of food lubricants mentioned here. Do most of you like shagging and eating at the same time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What ever happened to natural lubrication? "

True. A fuckbuddy once used her own cum to lubricate my ass when she fingered it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What ever happened to natural lubrication?

True. A fuckbuddy once used her own cum to lubricate my ass when she fingered it

What? No chip pan fat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What ever happened to natural lubrication?

True. A fuckbuddy once used her own cum to lubricate my ass when she fingered it

What? No chip pan fat?

No, the hotel had run out. We did ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spit "

Lick? Surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try a Haribo fuck it a sticky game lol

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Coconut oil

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

I’m kinda hoping extra lube won’t be needed and between us we can manage just fine thanks

Lex

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Grape seed oil is good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Coconut oil seems to be a fan favourite here which is something I must admit I’ve never considered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spit

Lick? Surely?

Depends who’s receiving

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Mayonnaise xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spit

Lick? Surely?

Depends who’s receiving

Both....

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Mayonnaise xx"

Low fat of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"La Mer moisturiser.

Ooooohhh a bouji wank!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eye of newt and toe of frog....never fails.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eye of newt and toe of frog....never fails."

Would you float or sink if thrown off a bridge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eye of newt and toe of frog....never fails."

Surely that's....

Fire burn and cauldron bubble....

Ouchy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eye of newt and toe of frog....never fails.

Would you float or sink if thrown off a bridge?

Do I have time to inflate my rubber ring before Im pushed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ghost chilli sauce! Honk honk! Too hot? Too spicy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just go bareback and use cum as lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coconut Oil

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eye of newt and toe of frog....never fails.

Would you float or sink if thrown off a bridge?

Do I have time to inflate my rubber ring before Im pushed

You’d be ‘poked’ off the bridge

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Swarfega

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not talc. It looks like a rubber chicken on your cock

Danish

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By *exinthesunWoman
over a year ago

far far away

"What ever happened to natural lubrication? "

Wait until you start going through the menopause, natural lubrication can just disappear into thin air, trust me.

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By *valexis147TV/TS
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

Fairy liquid?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fiery Jack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bit of lard does the trick

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Vicks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fiery Jack

I only use this on the beef curtains during winter time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vicks

Is Vic there....

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Vicks

Is Vic there....

You'd know about it if he was

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vicks

Is Vic there....

You'd know about it if he was

Vic’s what though?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Vicks

Is Vic there....

You'd know about it if he was

Vic’s what though?"

Menthol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vicks

Is Vic there....

You'd know about it if he was

Only if you sent pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont take a genious

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Vicks

Is Vic there....

You'd know about it if he was

Only if you sent pics

Stick your knob in one and send me the pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vicks

Is Vic there....

You'd know about it if he was

Vic’s what though?

Menthol

Oh! I was thinking more like Vic’s gentleman’s relish

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Vicks

Is Vic there....

You'd know about it if he was

Vic’s what though?

Menthol

Oh! I was thinking more like Vic’s gentleman’s relish

Nutter

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Some used engine oil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vicks

Is Vic there....

You'd know about it if he was

Only if you sent pics

Stick your knob in one and send me the pics

I'm all out of linament

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Vicks

Is Vic there....

You'd know about it if he was

Only if you sent pics

Stick your knob in one and send me the pics

I'm all out of linament

Showing your age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vicks

Is Vic there....

You'd know about it if he was

Only if you sent pics

Stick your knob in one and send me the pics

I'm all out of linament

Showing your age

It's not the age it's the rickety body

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Vicks

Is Vic there....

You'd know about it if he was

Only if you sent pics

Stick your knob in one and send me the pics

I'm all out of linament

Showing your age

It's not the age it's the rickety body

Need a Zimmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your tongue!

Well... maybe not yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vicks

Is Vic there....

You'd know about it if he was

Only if you sent pics

Stick your knob in one and send me the pics

I'm all out of linament

Showing your age

It's not the age it's the rickety body

Need a Zimmer

Think I'd rather have a fuck. But go on then. Someone could wheel me in and out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lick my fingers

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Vicks

Is Vic there....

You'd know about it if he was

Only if you sent pics

Stick your knob in one and send me the pics

I'm all out of linament

Showing your age

It's not the age it's the rickety body

Need a Zimmer

Think I'd rather have a fuck. But go on then. Someone could wheel me in and out

Crying. Imagining you rolling back and fourth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vicks

Is Vic there....

You'd know about it if he was

Only if you sent pics

Stick your knob in one and send me the pics

I'm all out of linament

Showing your age

It's not the age it's the rickety body

Need a Zimmer

Think I'd rather have a fuck. But go on then. Someone could wheel me in and out

Crying. Imagining you rolling back and fourth

Crying.

Wondering why I'm rolling in and out

Put the fecking brake on .....

Please.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Vicks

Is Vic there....

You'd know about it if he was

Only if you sent pics

Stick your knob in one and send me the pics

I'm all out of linament

Showing your age

It's not the age it's the rickety body

Need a Zimmer

Think I'd rather have a fuck. But go on then. Someone could wheel me in and out

Crying. Imagining you rolling back and fourth

Crying.

Wondering why I'm rolling in and out

Put the fecking brake on .....

Please."

No it's fucking funny

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By *ogladyWoman
over a year ago

The bog

WD40

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vicks

Is Vic there....

You'd know about it if he was

Only if you sent pics

Stick your knob in one and send me the pics

I'm all out of linament

Showing your age

It's not the age it's the rickety body

Need a Zimmer

Think I'd rather have a fuck. But go on then. Someone could wheel me in and out

Crying. Imagining you rolling back and fourth

Crying.

Wondering why I'm rolling in and out

Put the fecking brake on .....

Please.

No it's fucking funny

That's easy for you to say. I keep bashing my forehead against this wall

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Vicks

Is Vic there....

You'd know about it if he was

Only if you sent pics

Stick your knob in one and send me the pics

I'm all out of linament

Showing your age

It's not the age it's the rickety body

Need a Zimmer

Think I'd rather have a fuck. But go on then. Someone could wheel me in and out

Crying. Imagining you rolling back and fourth

Crying.

Wondering why I'm rolling in and out

Put the fecking brake on .....

Please.

No it's fucking funny

That's easy for you to say. I keep bashing my forehead against this wall

The bed is over here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vicks

Is Vic there....

You'd know about it if he was

Only if you sent pics

Stick your knob in one and send me the pics

I'm all out of linament

Showing your age

It's not the age it's the rickety body

Need a Zimmer

Think I'd rather have a fuck. But go on then. Someone could wheel me in and out

Crying. Imagining you rolling back and fourth

Crying.

Wondering why I'm rolling in and out

Put the fecking brake on .....

Please.

No it's fucking funny

That's easy for you to say. I keep bashing my forehead against this wall

The bed is over here

Told you to put the brake on, or at least stick a brick under one of these bloody wheels

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By *he Cheeky GirlsCouple (FF)
over a year ago

Dover Kent

Tiger Balm.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Vicks

Is Vic there....

You'd know about it if he was

Only if you sent pics

Stick your knob in one and send me the pics

I'm all out of linament

Showing your age

It's not the age it's the rickety body

Need a Zimmer

Think I'd rather have a fuck. But go on then. Someone could wheel me in and out

Crying. Imagining you rolling back and fourth

Crying.

Wondering why I'm rolling in and out

Put the fecking brake on .....

Please.

No it's fucking funny

That's easy for you to say. I keep bashing my forehead against this wall

The bed is over here

Told you to put the brake on, or at least stick a brick under one of these bloody wheels

I'm laying on the bed wetting myself watching a guy with his knob stuck in a jar of vicks rolling back and fourth on a Zimmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vicks

Is Vic there....

You'd know about it if he was

Only if you sent pics

Stick your knob in one and send me the pics

I'm all out of linament

Showing your age

It's not the age it's the rickety body

Need a Zimmer

Think I'd rather have a fuck. But go on then. Someone could wheel me in and out

Crying. Imagining you rolling back and fourth

Crying.

Wondering why I'm rolling in and out

Put the fecking brake on .....

Please.

No it's fucking funny

That's easy for you to say. I keep bashing my forehead against this wall

The bed is over here

Told you to put the brake on, or at least stick a brick under one of these bloody wheels

I'm laying on the bed wetting myself watching a guy with his knob stuck in a jar of vicks rolling back and fourth on a Zimmer

Not sure which sounds most messy

Which channel is that movie on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coconut oil seems to be a fan favourite here which is something I must admit I’ve never considered

Makes for great sound effects, you should try it.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Vicks

Is Vic there....

You'd know about it if he was

Only if you sent pics

Stick your knob in one and send me the pics

I'm all out of linament

Showing your age

It's not the age it's the rickety body

Need a Zimmer

Think I'd rather have a fuck. But go on then. Someone could wheel me in and out

Crying. Imagining you rolling back and fourth

Crying.

Wondering why I'm rolling in and out

Put the fecking brake on .....

Please.

No it's fucking funny

That's easy for you to say. I keep bashing my forehead against this wall

The bed is over here

Told you to put the brake on, or at least stick a brick under one of these bloody wheels

I'm laying on the bed wetting myself watching a guy with his knob stuck in a jar of vicks rolling back and fourth on a Zimmer

Not sure which sounds most messy

Which channel is that movie on

Netflix dirty grandpa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vicks

Is Vic there....

You'd know about it if he was

Only if you sent pics

Stick your knob in one and send me the pics

I'm all out of linament

Showing your age

It's not the age it's the rickety body

Need a Zimmer

Think I'd rather have a fuck. But go on then. Someone could wheel me in and out

Crying. Imagining you rolling back and fourth

Crying.

Wondering why I'm rolling in and out

Put the fecking brake on .....

Please.

No it's fucking funny

That's easy for you to say. I keep bashing my forehead against this wall

The bed is over here

Told you to put the brake on, or at least stick a brick under one of these bloody wheels

I'm laying on the bed wetting myself watching a guy with his knob stuck in a jar of vicks rolling back and fourth on a Zimmer

Not sure which sounds most messy

Which channel is that movie on

Netflix dirty grandpa

Grandpa

Rolls away crying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marmite

Better lock the dog in another room before you do that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't use lube

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By *reeMan
over a year ago

Paisley

Deep Heat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really sorry but have never experienced sinerio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't use lube

You (and anybody else who hasn't) should try it, natural lubrication is good but science is better...

Try and get something made in Japan though, many of the western ones are crap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have... I don't, as I dislike the effect it has on sensation

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By *ewcouple1234321Couple
over a year ago

Paisley / Bathgate

Deep heat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deep heat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have... I don't, as I dislike the effect it has on sensation "

The bad ones can really kill sensation, I can't argue with that, try one called Insomnia it's insanely thin and definitely enhances sensation rather than ruining it. It can be a pain to get hold of but so worth it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make plenty of my own lube. Only needed for anal. Pawpaw lip balm works well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rarely use it but I once bought the one that gives you a tingely sensation... Never again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coconut oil seems to be a fan favourite here which is something I must admit I’ve never considered

Try it when you play with yourself.... my ex fb used to love me rubbing him with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What ever happened to natural lubrication? "

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

"Your lube’s ran out and you need to get downstairs moist, what old wives remedy has assisted you in your time if need?"

I don’t even look to see if we’re running out, it’s just on the monthly shopping list!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Olive oil

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By *irtybertie69Man
over a year ago

london

Deep heat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coconut oil..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Coconut oil seems to be the winner by far. Looks like I’m slipping off to Morrison’s after work then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elbow grease!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Just stick her bum out the window.. she'll be wetter than an otter's pocket in no time

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Clove oil...

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"La Mer moisturiser.

Ooooohhh a bouji wank!

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By *eclanHMan
over a year ago

Liphook

Coconut oil.

In desperate times, saliva.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clove oil..."

well done

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

WD40

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By *eclanHMan
over a year ago

Liphook

I haven’t said enough about coconut oil. Coconut oil is the shit. My favourite lube, hands down. Only downside is that you need to stock non-latex condoms.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Cous cous. It’s viable enough for a good lube base and gives a good slide and has the added bonus of bits to give a bit of a ripple effect like. So I’m told

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By *eclanHMan
over a year ago

Liphook

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By *eclanHMan
over a year ago

Liphook

"Cous cous. It’s viable enough for a good lube base and gives a good slide and has the added bonus of bits to give a bit of a ripple effect like. So I’m told "

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By *eclanHMan
over a year ago

Liphook

"WD40"
too smooth, you want at least some friction

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

Water pump grease

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

2 bottles of coconut oil and night in it is

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

LARD, always LARD!

It's so utilitarian and underrated.

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Chocolate spread

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Chocolate spread

You sure that's chocolate

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Chocolate spread

You sure that's chocolate

I bloody well hope so

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Chocolate spread

You sure that's chocolate

I bloody well hope so

Just asking

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By *oobs1Woman
over a year ago

Sussex

Spit every time lol

But this girl guide brings at least 4 kinds, if we run out then your doing something far wrong not making me wet enough lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who needs lube unless it's for anal?

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By *oobs1Woman
over a year ago

Sussex

"Who needs lube unless it's for anal?

I’m with you there lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who needs lube unless it's for anal?

I’m with you there lol "

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

A traditional Chinese preparation

The cream of sumyungai

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

Re Las Tango In Paris.

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By *oobs1Woman
over a year ago

Sussex

"A traditional Chinese preparation

The cream of sumyungai"

Dead laughing here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who needs lube unless it's for anal?

I’m with you there lol

Why would you need lube for anal?

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Cus it blooming hurts without, all grip and no slip !!!

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By *he Cheeky GirlsCouple (FF)
over a year ago

Dover Kent

Ice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cum

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