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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was just idly reminiscing about days long gone and remembered a night I had years ago in my youth. I'd gone out with a group of friends and hit it off with a beautiful young lady, things progressed and we went back to her house. Once there we made our way up to the bedroom, however, in her room she had a full life size cut out of David Boreanaz atop a table, surrounded with pictures of him. A shrine to Angel...

I left not long after.

So dear fabbers, what has made you leave a you shaped hole in the door?

Keep it nice please...

Tea

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I wish I'd fled upon seeing the Jesus portrait at the end of one bed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When he put his hand through his letterbox to get the key to the door.. to his mums house.. he was in his late 20s and had his keys taken off him for losing them.

Saff

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

When a bloke eventually let go of me.

That's sounds bad, what I mean is he was spooning me really tightly and wouldn't let go for ages. That coupled with some wierd things he was whispering in my ear made me do a sharp exit. Bit scary and put me off for a long time.

That time and some really bad woodchip wallpaper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When he told me he loved me.

He was a friend, I thought we were fooling around, seems he had had a crush on me for quire some time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wish I'd fled upon seeing the Jesus portrait at the end of o1ne bed... "

That's scary!

Did he pray before and after for forgiveness or just jump straight to the flagellation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chucky dolls everywhere. Plus those life like zombie and monster masks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When he put his hand through his letterbox to get the key to the door.. to his mums house.. he was in his late 20s and had his keys taken off him for losing them.

Saff"

The mittens on string should've been the first sign...

Tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Chucky dolls everywhere. Plus those life like zombie and monster masks "

If he asked you to wait whilst he got his ski mask... Run!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I wish I'd fled upon seeing the Jesus portrait at the end of o1ne bed...

That's scary!

Did he pray before and after for forgiveness or just jump straight to the flagellation? "

He was weirdly hypocritical about it all. Smaller sect, would get annoyed by things that most Christians wouldn't consider problematic, but premarital sex and experimenting with drugs was A-OK.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When he told me he loved me.

He was a friend, I thought we were fooling around, seems he had had a crush on me for quire some time "

Oh dear!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wish I'd fled upon seeing the Jesus portrait at the end of o1ne bed...

That's scary!

Did he pray before and after for forgiveness or just jump straight to the flagellation?

He was weirdly hypocritical about it all. Smaller sect, would get annoyed by things that most Christians wouldn't consider problematic, but premarital sex and experimenting with drugs was A-OK. "

Didn’t you join a cult for free food?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I was just idly reminiscing about days long gone and remembered a night I had years ago in my youth. I'd gone out with a group of friends and hit it off with a beautiful young lady, things progressed and we went back to her house. Once there we made our way up to the bedroom, however, in her room she had a full life size cut out of David Boreanaz atop a table, surrounded with pictures of him. A shrine to Angel...

I left not long after.

So dear fabbers, what has made you leave a you shaped hole in the door?

Keep it nice please...

Tea"

Ah I love this story ....made me chuckle

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I wish I'd fled upon seeing the Jesus portrait at the end of o1ne bed...

That's scary!

Did he pray before and after for forgiveness or just jump straight to the flagellation?

He was weirdly hypocritical about it all. Smaller sect, would get annoyed by things that most Christians wouldn't consider problematic, but premarital sex and experimenting with drugs was A-OK.

Didn’t you join a cult for free food?"

Lol. Different sect. I joined the "society" for less than a fiver for to get me discounted food. I never claimed to believe in it, just had the membership card.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wish I'd fled upon seeing the Jesus portrait at the end of o1ne bed...

That's scary!

Did he pray before and after for forgiveness or just jump straight to the flagellation?

He was weirdly hypocritical about it all. Smaller sect, would get annoyed by things that most Christians wouldn't consider problematic, but premarital sex and experimenting with drugs was A-OK.

Didn’t you join a cult for free food?

Lol. Different sect. I joined the "society" for less than a fiver for to get me discounted food. I never claimed to believe in it, just had the membership card. "

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

... About the same time in my life though, so similar lack of judgement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone ever seen that episode of friends when Ross’s goes over to that really hot girls house and it’s an absolutely, filthy, messy state. Was enough to make me leave within 2 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Catfished: messages a girl on another site that was telling me she was a singer/ dancer and showed me some pictures as proof, though the clothes were a bit off but hey she could have been styled to look like that. She invited me to hers and though it was late I jumped in the car thinking it’s just a social an I’ll get the taxi back. Got to hers and it was obvious the pics were 20 years old at least and those years had not been kind! She’s sent me some more recent pics, but they’d been through filters and really flattering angles. I was there for 5 min before I made my excuses and left!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone ever seen that episode of friends when Ross’s goes over to that really hot girls house and it’s an absolutely, filthy, messy state. Was enough to make me leave within 2 minutes."

Hence why I always look at backgrounds in pictures!

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures


"I wish I'd fled upon seeing the Jesus portrait at the end of one bed... "

yeah - the stigmata follow you round the room

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By *asterslittlewhoreCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I was just idly reminiscing about days long gone and remembered a night I had years ago in my youth. I'd gone out with a group of friends and hit it off with a beautiful young lady, things progressed and we went back to her house. Once there we made our way up to the bedroom, however, in her room she had a full life size cut out of David Boreanaz atop a table, surrounded with pictures of him. A shrine to Angel...

I left not long after.

So dear fabbers, what has made you leave a you shaped hole in the door?

Keep it nice please...

Tea"

In fairness he is hot as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So far I've not experienced anything to make me run yet..... But I reckon shagging the farmer's daughter and being chased with a shotgun is probably the most likely one to happen.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Pictures of her three kids all over the house, I was 19 at the time and wasn't getting involved in that situation

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was just idly reminiscing about days long gone and remembered a night I had years ago in my youth. I'd gone out with a group of friends and hit it off with a beautiful young lady, things progressed and we went back to her house. Once there we made our way up to the bedroom, however, in her room she had a full life size cut out of David Boreanaz atop a table, surrounded with pictures of him. A shrine to Angel...

I left not long after.

So dear fabbers, what has made you leave a you shaped hole in the door?

Keep it nice please...

Tea

In fairness he is hot as fuck"

It was creepy!

I didn't need Angel watching me...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was just idly reminiscing about days long gone and remembered a night I had years ago in my youth. I'd gone out with a group of friends and hit it off with a beautiful young lady, things progressed and we went back to her house. Once there we made our way up to the bedroom, however, in her room she had a full life size cut out of David Boreanaz atop a table, surrounded with pictures of him. A shrine to Angel...

I left not long after.

So dear fabbers, what has made you leave a you shaped hole in the door?

Keep it nice please...

Tea

Ah I love this story ....made me chuckle"

*doffs cap*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When he said he had to go as his dad would be locking the door if he was late..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was just idly reminiscing about days long gone and remembered a night I had years ago in my youth. I'd gone out with a group of friends and hit it off with a beautiful young lady, things progressed and we went back to her house. Once there we made our way up to the bedroom, however, in her room she had a full life size cut out of David Boreanaz atop a table, surrounded with pictures of him. A shrine to Angel...

I left not long after.

So dear fabbers, what has made you leave a you shaped hole in the door?

Keep it nice please...

Tea"

David Boreanaz is one hot sexy mofo but a shrine is alittle

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"[That’ll be a no from poster at 12/06/19 22:02:22]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I went out on a date with my sister's ex boyfriend, he went to kiss me and his teeth were all manky and not cleaned. I legged it xx

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