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"I'm in the bath and my back needs scrubbing Thank you kindly "I'll even tell you a story as I do it. | |||
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"Go to work for me so I don't have to go back ever again . Or failing that 'do in' the member of staff that makes me doubt myself and causes me aniexty "Awe dont let them get you down! A member of staff at my work recently quit! And everyone was so very happy! So it can happen!! Xx | |||
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"Go and feed next doors cat..im too comfy to move "Is it a friendly cat? | |||
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"Put the kettle on please and talk the dog for a walk...." Does it often respond to verbal commands? Do I need to put it's lead on? | |||
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"Go to work for me so I don't have to go back ever again . Or failing that 'do in' the member of staff that makes me doubt myself and causes me aniexty "I'll go for the latter. I'm feeling quite stabby tonight. | |||
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"I'm in the bath and my back needs scrubbing Thank you kindly
I'll even tell you a story as I do it. "You're an angel | |||
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"Do my washing up please "I'm about to do mine, just chuck it all in together. | |||
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"I would like a pedicure please. Mrs K xx" OK but if I get a whiff of cheese you're getting a manicure instead. | |||
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"Just give me a hug and talk sense into me  "Hugs I can do. I'll try my best with the sensible thing x | |||
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"Go to work for me so I don't have to go back ever again . Or failing that 'do in' the member of staff that makes me doubt myself and causes me aniexty
I'll go for the latter. I'm feeling quite stabby tonight. ". Oh she really deserves it. She gets off on making others miserable | |||
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"Do my washing up please
I'm about to do mine, just chuck it all in together. "Your a sweetie | |||
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"Dust my collection of star wars toys" I'll be the dust in-vader, cleaning them maul. | |||
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"Put the kettle on please and talk the dog for a walk.... Does it often respond to verbal commands? Do I need to put it's lead on? " Far better than I do
No shes old, can't run far. Yet always grateful and loves to kiss people
Almost sounds like me, apart from the "she" part... | |||
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"Take some better pictures of me please " OK. Meet me at the fancy dress shop  | |||
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"Go to work for me so I don't have to go back ever again . Or failing that 'do in' the member of staff that makes me doubt myself and causes me aniexty
I'll go for the latter. I'm feeling quite stabby tonight. .
Oh she really deserves it. She gets off on making others miserable "I hate those people. | |||
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"Could you possibly give my dog a little walk, he is looking at me with those sad eyes only a Spaniel can have... Jo x "Absolutely. I just hope it's warmer where you are. If I took him here he'd get blown away. | |||
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"Put the kettle on please and talk the dog for a walk.... Does it often respond to verbal commands? Do I need to put it's lead on? Far better than I do
No shes old, can't run far. Yet always grateful and loves to kiss people
Almost sounds like me, apart from the "she" part..."Cute! I'll take her | |||
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"Take some better pictures of me please OK. Meet me at the fancy dress shop "Clown costume please | |||
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"Can you get me to drop a dress size by Friday? " Now that I can do! | |||
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"I would like someone to rub my belly gently; I’m nauseous. "No problem. Just ignore my hazmat suit, I have germ fear. | |||
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"Go and feed next doors cat..im too comfy to move
Is it a friendly cat? "No she's a scaredy cat | |||
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"Take some better pictures of me please OK. Meet me at the fancy dress shop
Clown costume please "OK but be careful not to put the nose on your cock-you'll never get a meet with a big red bellend. | |||
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"Go and feed next doors cat..im too comfy to move
Is it a friendly cat?
No she's a scaredy cat "I'll put on my soft gentle voice then. | |||
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"Can you take the recycling bins out please xx It's raining hard " Yes. I'm Scottish, we don't even notice the rain anymore. | |||
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"Take me to a hot beach a long way from here and I’ll repay you with rubbing sun cream on for you "Rubbing it where? | |||
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"Can you get me to drop a dress size by Friday? Now that I can do!" Oh do tell. | |||
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"Take me to a hot beach a long way from here and I’ll repay you with rubbing sun cream on for you
Rubbing it where? "Every single place you want me to, repeat every hour  | |||
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"Can you make me a cup of tea? I really can't be bothered to get up. " I'll make a pot so you can have a few. Would you like a biscuit? | |||
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"Can you get me to drop a dress size by Friday? Now that I can do! Oh do tell." It involves squatting and my face! | |||
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"Run me a bubble bath with candles and ice cold cocktails, get in the bath with me "OK but bagsy I'm not at the tap end | |||
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"Take me to a hot beach a long way from here and I’ll repay you with rubbing sun cream on for you
Rubbing it where?
Every single place you want me to, repeat every hour "I burnt my feet once. It hurt like a bitch  | |||
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"My ironing please x" I actually quite enjoy ironing (I know that makes me a loser!) | |||
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"Can you make me a cup of tea? I really can't be bothered to get up. I'll make a pot so you can have a few. Would you like a biscuit? " A biscuit would be lovely. Then can I lick your face? | |||
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"Can you make me a cup of tea? I really can't be bothered to get up. I'll make a pot so you can have a few. Would you like a biscuit? A biscuit would be lovely. Then can I lick your face? " You bet you can!  | |||
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"My ironing please x I actually quite enjoy ironing (I know that makes me a loser!) " I don’t mind doing it it’s just that I have a huge mountain that is a bit daunting to start lol x | |||
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"My ironing please x I actually quite enjoy ironing (I know that makes me a loser!) I don’t mind doing it it’s just that I have a huge mountain that is a bit daunting to start lol x" That's always the worst part! | |||
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"Put the kettle on please and talk the dog for a walk.... Does it often respond to verbal commands? Do I need to put it's lead on? Far better than I do
No shes old, can't run far. Yet always grateful and loves to kiss people
Almost sounds like me, apart from the "she" part...
Cute! I'll take her "Please remember to bring her back I'm quite attached to the old girl... And thank you. | |||
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"Can you make me a cup of tea? I really can't be bothered to get up. I'll make a pot so you can have a few. Would you like a biscuit? A biscuit would be lovely. Then can I lick your face? You bet you can! "Awesome | |||
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"Can you get me to drop a dress size by Friday? Now that I can do! Oh do tell. It involves squatting and my face!" I just spat my drink out. Squatting and my bad hips are not a winning combination. | |||
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"Can you take the recycling bins out please xx It's raining hard " I would be pleased to take the bins out xxxx | |||
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"Can you get me to drop a dress size by Friday? Now that I can do! Oh do tell. It involves squatting and my face! I just spat my drink out. Squatting and my bad hips are not a winning combination. " Ok. I’ll go on top | |||
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"I would like someone to rub my belly gently; I’m nauseous.
No problem. Just ignore my hazmat suit, I have germ fear. "Non-catching - it’s reaction to meds. | |||
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"Walk the dog for me, ids still raining here and i cant be arsed!" Sure, I've got a whole pack of them so far! | |||
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"Rub baby oil on my back
Another job for me"Excuse me! If you're going to help you can't just do the touching sexy lady ones! | |||
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"Rub baby oil on my back
Another job for me
Excuse me! If you're going to help you can't just do the touching sexy lady ones! "I’m quite good at ironing but you already volunteered! | |||
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"I would like someone to rub my belly gently; I’m nauseous.
No problem. Just ignore my hazmat suit, I have germ fear.
Non-catching - it’s reaction to meds. "OK. I'll wear my mermaid outfit and bring you the princess one to cheer you up. | |||
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"One task is stingy. There are 33392 people online! What if they all discovered the forums and saw my post!?! "But you're so amazing and hot Rubi I'm sure you'd be able to do all of my tasks in a really sexy quick way with your eyes closed. | |||
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"Rub baby oil on my back
Another job for me
Excuse me! If you're going to help you can't just do the touching sexy lady ones!
I’m quite good at ironing but you already volunteered!"Get out in the rain with the dogs and the bins! | |||
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"One task is stingy. There are 33392 people online! What if they all discovered the forums and saw my post!?!
But you're so amazing and hot Rubi I'm sure you'd be able to do all of my tasks in a really sexy quick way with your eyes closed."You're getting good at this! Tell me I'm the most helpful fabber. Go on | |||
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"Rub baby oil on my back
Another job for me
Excuse me! If you're going to help you can't just do the touching sexy lady ones!
I’m quite good at ironing but you already volunteered!
Get out in the rain with the dogs and the bins! "On it! I like getting wet! | |||
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"Fit me a new kitchen please " Only if you pick it! I'm looking at new kitchens at the mo, I've changed my mind around a million times already. | |||
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"Rub baby oil on my back
Another job for me
Excuse me! If you're going to help you can't just do the touching sexy lady ones!
I’m quite good at ironing but you already volunteered!
Get out in the rain with the dogs and the bins!
On it! I like getting wet! " | |||
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"Fit me a new kitchen please Only if you pick it! I'm looking at new kitchens at the mo, I've changed my mind around a million times already. " I'd recommend Wickes | |||
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"I would like someone to rub my belly gently; I’m nauseous.
No problem. Just ignore my hazmat suit, I have germ fear.
Non-catching - it’s reaction to meds. "I'll rub your belly and stroke your hair. | |||
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"Rub baby oil on my back
Another job for me
Excuse me! If you're going to help you can't just do the touching sexy lady ones!
I’m quite good at ironing but you already volunteered!
Get out in the rain with the dogs and the bins!
On it! I like getting wet! "Talk about multi tasking!! | |||
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"Fit me a new kitchen please Only if you pick it! I'm looking at new kitchens at the mo, I've changed my mind around a million times already. " It will be next year before I can afford it and then It will be on a tight budget....can't wait. It's a big decision, I can understand being indecisive. Should see me in the supermarket and that's just buying ham. I hope you find something perfect for you. | |||
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"Can you get me to drop a dress size by Friday? Now that I can do! Oh do tell. It involves squatting and my face! I just spat my drink out. Squatting and my bad hips are not a winning combination. Ok. I’ll go on top" So how will I drop a dress size by Friday if your doing all the work | |||
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"Can you get me to drop a dress size by Friday? Now that I can do! Oh do tell. It involves squatting and my face! I just spat my drink out. Squatting and my bad hips are not a winning combination. Ok. I’ll go on top So how will I drop a dress size by Friday if your doing all the work "Damn! There is a flaw in the plan! | |||
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"I would like someone to rub my belly gently; I’m nauseous.
No problem. Just ignore my hazmat suit, I have germ fear.
Non-catching - it’s reaction to meds.
OK. I'll wear my mermaid outfit and bring you the princess one to cheer you up. "*claps hands with excitement* | |||
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"Can you get me to drop a dress size by Friday? Now that I can do! Oh do tell. It involves squatting and my face! I just spat my drink out. Squatting and my bad hips are not a winning combination. Ok. I’ll go on top So how will I drop a dress size by Friday if your doing all the work
Damn! There is a flaw in the plan!"plus it's a day away even of I don't eat or drink anything for tomorrow I don't think it's possible. | |||
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"Can you get me to drop a dress size by Friday? Now that I can do! Oh do tell. It involves squatting and my face! I just spat my drink out. Squatting and my bad hips are not a winning combination. Ok. I’ll go on top So how will I drop a dress size by Friday if your doing all the work
Damn! There is a flaw in the plan!plus it's a day away even of I don't eat or drink anything for tomorrow I don't think it's possible.
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"Fit me a new kitchen please Only if you pick it! I'm looking at new kitchens at the mo, I've changed my mind around a million times already. I'd recommend Wickes" I'll have a look at them. Thanks | |||
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"Get my daughter to go to sleep and I'd love you forever " How do you feel about sedatives? | |||
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"Fit me a new kitchen please Only if you pick it! I'm looking at new kitchens at the mo, I've changed my mind around a million times already. It will be next year before I can afford it and then It will be on a tight budget....can't wait. It's a big decision, I can understand being indecisive. Should see me in the supermarket and that's just buying ham. I hope you find something perfect for you. " Thank you. I hope you do too! | |||
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"If I could do one task for you what would it be? " Massage please! | |||
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"Sort my head out P" I'm a good listener if you need it x | |||
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"Loop the last 8 months please" I'm not sure I can manage that. How about I buy you a new bus? | |||
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"Find me a local regular FWB "OK ladies. Enquire within! | |||
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"If I could do one task for you what would it be? Massage please! "All over? | |||
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"Loop the last 8 months please I'm not sure I can manage that. How about I buy you a new bus? " na im ok ta taxi maybe | |||
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"Can you get me to drop a dress size by Friday? Now that I can do! Oh do tell. It involves squatting and my face! I just spat my drink out. Squatting and my bad hips are not a winning combination. Ok. I’ll go on top So how will I drop a dress size by Friday if your doing all the work
Damn! There is a flaw in the plan!plus it's a day away even of I don't eat or drink anything for tomorrow I don't think it's possible.
Plus I might be more interested in taking it off"I don’t think that's possible! | |||
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"Loop the last 8 months please I'm not sure I can manage that. How about I buy you a new bus? na im ok ta taxi maybe" OK. | |||
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"If I could do one task for you what would it be? " You can finish laying my new bathroom floor so I can stay in bed tomorrow. | |||
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