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By *ebjonnson OP   Man
over a year ago

Maldon

Think I may have seen and therefore stolen the idea from a thread a few weeks back. Anyway,

Could you go to a supermarket checkout - not an automated one, with just these three things in the basket:

Cucumber

Condoms

Lube

Would you feel awkward or not give a second thought?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t get embarrassed so I wouldn’t really care

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

I'd be more embarrassed looking like a homeless person going straight from the school run than I would buying those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many actually sell lube?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I look innocent, so nobody would think i was up to anything, and no i’d not feel embarressed.

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By *ebjonnson OP   Man
over a year ago

Maldon


"How many actually sell lube? "

I think they all do ?

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

I'd feel more embarassed without the condoms! Then it would look like cucumber play...

So no, I think I'd be fine with that.

Jo x

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I don't get embarrassed and have no shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't have those three things in my basket as I hate cucumber!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's when go get the same person authorise your alcohol each time on the self service that gets me. "Hmm another bottle" you hear then thinking..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd feel more embarassed without the condoms! Then it would look like cucumber play...

So no, I think I'd be fine with that.

Jo x "
Especially with extra girth

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

i wouldnt bother with condoms ..as the cucumber usually comes wrapped in plastic..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They know me there anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well a cucumber wouldn’t bother me why would it’s food..... ok it may be used for extra curricular activities but there not to know what I’m using it for. However if I had the other items in the basket as well I think it would be pretty obvious of my intentions so I’d just shop around cucumber in one shop lube in another and condoms in another sorted

Mrscxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck! That! Loool

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By *auren001Woman
over a year ago

birmingham


"Think I may have seen and therefore stolen the idea from a thread a few weeks back. Anyway,

Could you go to a supermarket checkout - not an automated one, with just these three things in the basket:

Cucumber

Condoms

Lube

Would you feel awkward or not give a second thought?"

Nah I’m not arsed OP, I’ll run into Tesco and grab them for you no problem! Are they for use reference your status

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By *os19Man
over a year ago

Edmonton

Today in Boots I bought a large packet of condoms and a meal deal the young lady ( mid twenties ) said none thing was her normal polite and professional self.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In all my 49 years I have never bought lube or condoms, have left it upto Mr L, I’m just too embarrassed, so no you would only find a cucumber in my basket.

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By *ebjonnson OP   Man
over a year ago

Maldon


"Think I may have seen and therefore stolen the idea from a thread a few weeks back. Anyway,

Could you go to a supermarket checkout - not an automated one, with just these three things in the basket:

Cucumber

Condoms

Lube

Would you feel awkward or not give a second thought?

Nah I’m not arsed OP, I’ll run into Tesco and grab them for you no problem! Are they for use reference your status "

Thankfully not. Just rope, feathers, lube ref my status.

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

Always pick on the youngest male sales assistant

Lube

Condoms

Wipes

On an industrial scale!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would get the cucumber and the condoms but not the lube...xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes! Sounds like something we would do just for a laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think I may have seen and therefore stolen the idea from a thread a few weeks back. Anyway,

Could you go to a supermarket checkout - not an automated one, with just these three things in the basket:

Cucumber

Condoms

Lube

Would you feel awkward or not give a second thought?"

Replace the cucumber with an egg plant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno why anyone would be embarrassed.

You intend to get your fuck on with your chosen hottie, and you've provided the filling to a sandwich before you get to round 2.

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport


"How many actually sell lube? "

They all sell lube!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many actually sell lube?

They all sell lube! "
Never asked tbh

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport


"How many actually sell lube?

They all sell lube! Never asked tbh "

Nor have I but it’s there with the condoms! I’ve never had to buy before till I started swinging! I’m less embarrassed about most things now!

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Think I may have seen and therefore stolen the idea from a thread a few weeks back. Anyway,

Could you go to a supermarket checkout - not an automated one, with just these three things in the basket:

Cucumber

Condoms

Lube

Would you feel awkward or not give a second thought?"

I bought condoms, lube and strawberries...the checkout girl was not interested....at all.

I wasnt embarrassed, just in a damn hurry to meet my then girlfriend

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

You know the cashier couldn't give a rats tooshy........their only thinking of home time

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

I try to inflict the embarrasment on other people by grabbing a handful of those durex vibrating cock rings and randomly dropping them into other peoples trollies and baskets as I walk around the store

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By *ebjonnson OP   Man
over a year ago

Maldon


"I try to inflict the embarrasment on other people by grabbing a handful of those durex vibrating cock rings and randomly dropping them into other peoples trollies and baskets as I walk around the store"

That’s wicked. Brilliant and funny, but wicked!

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"You know the cashier couldn't give a rats tooshy........their only thinking of home time "

Agree

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