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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

a crap shag ?

or are the ones we may regard as a crap shag really just not sexually compatible with us ?

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

yes, i think so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a crap shag ?

or are the ones we may regard as a crap shag really just not sexually compatible with us ?"

Nope - my worst shag ever was right on the money! *Him*

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By *ellraisersCouple
over a year ago

Near Glasgow

there area definitely crap shags, one of the worst was vwe guy too!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

There are those we are just not sexually compatable with and there are those that are just down right crap. Met a guy about six years ago and to say he was crap would be the understatement of the year. He wanted a rest after ten minutes and thought doggy style was adventurous, bet you can guess i never saw him again.

Thankfully i just know guys that are fucking brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reminds me of an old joke.

Bloke cops off with a girl, takes her home and after coffee they go to bed. As he undresses the girl sees his 1 inch cock and shouts 'who are you going to satisfy with that?'

The man looks at her with one eyebrow raised and replies 'Me......'

It's all subjective.....

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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What's a shag?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's a shag?"

ur about 2 find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely, had one this week. Was a bit dubious about his veri's to start with (a small group who only seem to only meet each other). Now I know they aren't true. Made no real effort, & was crap at everything he tried.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes there is ... i had a man cum in 2 mins was crap for me .. lol and he was no good at the four play ,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yes there is ... i had a man cum in 2 mins was crap for me .. lol and he was no good at the four play , "

oh i can beat that !

i had someone cum on my chest before my knees had even met the carpet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"yes there is ... i had a man cum in 2 mins was crap for me .. lol and he was no good at the four play , "

I can beat that,i touched a guys cock once, he let out a scream and grabbed my wrist, i thought id hurt him but he had cum lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

went dogging once and had four guys around me, two of them came before they had got the condom on

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"What's a shag?

ur about 2 find out "

Oh yes please

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

yes it is subjective, but as yet not seen any woman looking for a guy who lasts only 2 seconds .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yes there is ... i had a man cum in 2 mins was crap for me .. lol and he was no good at the four play ,

I can beat that,i touched a guys cock once, he let out a scream and grabbed my wrist, i thought id hurt him but he had cum lol"

awww

poor lad was mortified

i wanted him to stay and have a brew or a lay down, so we could have a longer play second time round, but he was having none of it

his embarrasment and 'sorrys' made me feel bad for him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes there is ... i had a man cum in 2 mins was crap for me .. lol and he was no good at the four play ,

oh i can beat that !

i had someone cum on my chest before my knees had even met the carpet "

Had one like that too, though he did hold on until my chin! Lol. Tried to act like a sympathetic g/f, and say give it a minute & we'll trry again, but he said he was too embarraseed & left!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a crap shag ?

or are the ones we may regard as a crap shag really just not sexually compatible with us ?"

Sure there is some people just think about their own satisfaction and dont care about giving too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They say a crap shag is better than your best wank

but I call bullshit on that because I have had some AMAZING wanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a crap shag ?

or are the ones we may regard as a crap shag really just not sexually compatible with us ?"

I think we are ALL capable of having and giving crap shags

It for the majority of the time depends on the circumstances at the time (IE tiredness stress and also a new person)

Whats crap one time probably wont be next time

So yes there are crap shags lol xx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"a crap shag ?

or are the ones we may regard as a crap shag really just not sexually compatible with us ?

I think we are ALL capable of having and giving crap shags

It for the majority of the time depends on the circumstances at the time (IE tiredness stress and also a new person)

Whats crap one time probably wont be next time

So yes there are crap shags lol xx"

I agree that sometimes you dont always hit the mark, especially with a long term partner, sometimes you can both sit back and say afterwards that it wasnt as good as normal and yes tiredness ect does come into play. But then there are some people that are totally fucking clueless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup. I'd define a crap shag as being with someone that literally does nothing more than lie there- not interested in mutual pleasure at all, they just want their own gratification

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

we met a couple and the guy was getting his rocks off with Em, whereas it was all i could do to stop her falling asleep.

even he was getting nothing from her when they were playing together, yet they didnt think anything was amiss, so i guess thats just how they are.

we have not met them since.

i know im good, and Em knows she is good, cuz we are awesome together lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a man cums as soon as he puts it in, when his cock isnt hard enough. Short men who want to do it in funny positions which i dont like, men who are much too rough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" But then there are some people that are totally fucking clueless"

I was trying to be tactful but now ya mentions it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" But then there are some people that are totally fucking clueless"

I was trying to be tactful but now ya mentions it xx

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"a crap shag ?

or are the ones we may regard as a crap shag really just not sexually compatible with us ?"

i like to believe the latter...there is defo crap oral though...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

When you turn over to do it doggy style and a guy goes mmmmmmmmm kinky, you know your onto a loser lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a crap shag ?

or are the ones we may regard as a crap shag really just not sexually compatible with us ?"

a crap shag? That's a paradox innit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" i know im good, and Em knows she is good, cuz we are awesome together lmao"

None of us believe you... So, just to let you prove it... I would be prepared to sacrifice myself on everyones behalf...;-);-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you turn over to do it doggy style and a guy goes mmmmmmmmm kinky, you know your onto a loser lol"
lolol xx your so right x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a crap shag ?

or are the ones we may regard as a crap shag really just not sexually compatible with us ?"

Yeah me im crap in bed!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

or the best one and this has happened to me twice, you do it doggy style and afterwards they say "oh ive never done anal before"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"or the best one and this has happened to me twice, you do it doggy style and afterwards they say "oh ive never done anal before" "

lol where do you meet these morons!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a crap shag ?

or are the ones we may regard as a crap shag really just not sexually compatible with us ?"

no there is a definately crap shags... although I am going to have to start being more honest with people afterwards.

Cali

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"there area definitely crap shags, one of the worst was vwe guy too!

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well i did drink 3litres of buckie FFS!!!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

yes... but I read a book and pump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes... but I read a book and pump"

not Twilight again mrView, FFS

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Sometimes it’s just about compatibility or lack of it…. but not all of the time. After all, adept sexual partners are able to adapt and adjust to maximise the pleasure for each other.

Then there are those who lack the confidence to just relax and enjoy

or who do what they do because they think it’s expected rather than it being the right thing at the right time…. and worse still those who try to imitate porn as they think it’s what everyone does.

There are those who don’t care, don’t want the full works with all the trimmings and just want to offload one and that’s it they are done.

And in truth…. some people just haven’t got a fucking clue and totally lack skill, imagination and intuition.

Some people are crap shags.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"yes... but I read a book and pump

not Twilight again mrView, FFS"

it maybe there are hot vampires and they suck well

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"or the best one and this has happened to me twice, you do it doggy style and afterwards they say "oh ive never done anal before"

lol where do you meet these morons! "

Lol, neither of them where swingers and one was the only sympathy shag ive done in my life lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"or the best one and this has happened to me twice, you do it doggy style and afterwards they say "oh ive never done anal before"

lol where do you meet these morons!

Lol, neither of them where swingers and one was the only sympathy shag ive done in my life lol"

Sympathy shagging...... not for me lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"or the best one and this has happened to me twice, you do it doggy style and afterwards they say "oh ive never done anal before"

lol where do you meet these morons!

Lol, neither of them where swingers and one was the only sympathy shag ive done in my life lol

Sympathy shagging...... not for me lol "

Not for me either, once was enough.

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