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By *ddit... OP Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

Moments...

Come on... let's have a laugh..

I have a few... will post in a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to bury mine from the memory banks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rarely get embarrassed cos i dont care

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By *ddit... OP Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

"I tend to bury mine from the memory banks

I enjoy taking the piss out of myself

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By *ddit... OP Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

"I rarely get embarrassed cos i dont care"

Good answer...

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By *ddit... OP Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

Ok.. I'll kick off then.

A couple of years ago I want to Chams with my FB. On the way there she asked if I had taken Viagra before. I said no... she asked if I wanted too. I said.. yeah why not. She had some on her.. I asked how many I should take. She didn't know.. so I thought.. it's probably like paracetamol so I'll take a couple.

I necked them in the car on the way there. They started to take affect as we arrived. Walked up to the counter at the entrance..Mark advised it was Wednesday night... naked night.. no towel at all for men..

So...I had doubled the dosage in viagra... had the biggest hardon (for me anyway) all night... and had to make social conversation whilst naked...

On top of this the gay barman was half chatting me up and half ribbing me all night..

That was definitely a test of self confidence that night..

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

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"Ok.. I'll kick off then.

So...I had doubled the dosage in viagra... had the biggest hardon (for me anyway) all night... and had to make social conversation whilst naked...

On top of this the gay barman was half chatting me up and half ribbing me all night..

That was definitely a test of self confidence that night..

Oops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once walked into a proper spit and sawdust cowboy bar in Fort Worth, Texas, dressed in a t shirt and quite tight shorts. It was a real lieutenant Dangle/Blue Oyster Club/Southern Comfort moment, but I got out with my virtue intact....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

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I must have been 16 or 17 when I was with mates , and this local girl I fancied walked past with her mates. I tried to be all brave and smile and wink , and I walked straight into a lamppost and knocked myself out

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

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"I once walked into a proper spit and sawdust cowboy bar in Fort Worth, Texas, dressed in a t shirt and quite tight shorts. It was a real lieutenant Dangle/Blue Oyster Club/Southern Comfort moment, but I got out with my virtue intact....

Tight shorts you say

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By *ddit... OP Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

"I must have been 16 or 17 when I was with mates , and this local girl I fancied walked past with her mates. I tried to be all brave and smile and wink , and I walked straight into a lamppost and knocked myself out

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By *ddit... OP Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

Oh no.... that's hilarious..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m sorry that got the instant video treatment in my mind and made me chuckle

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

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Trying to impress a guy in a local band, sauntered past, slipped on some fried onions (yes they used to do burgers in this particular club, classy hey) and landed on my arse.

Time for a sharp exit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trying to impress a guy in a local band, sauntered past, slipped on some fried onions (yes they used to do burgers in this particular club, classy hey) and landed on my arse.

Time for a sharp exit

That got the video treatment too

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By *ddit... OP Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

"Trying to impress a guy in a local band, sauntered past, slipped on some fried onions (yes they used to do burgers in this particular club, classy hey) and landed on my arse.

Time for a sharp exit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Appeared on a tv show that was on the telly after i played a rugby game spent next hour being piss takingly asked for autographs was closest iv been to embarrassed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My little lad was about 4 or 5 and we were in a soft play place when I suddenly heard a shout from the top of the slide "Dad! I need a poo!" Followed quite quickly by a "Dad! It's too late, I've pooed!"

There was a trickle of brown liquid running down the slide, they had to close the place and deep clean it before they could re-open. I wanted the ground to swallow me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My funny embarrassing moment was when I went out to the pub in skin tight satin trousers. I bent down to pick something up ,there was a loud splitting noise as they tore right down the backside seam,in full view of a group of men. Luckily I was wearing some knickers that day x

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By *ddit... OP Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

I was in south Wales on business once... out for a couple of drinks... back at my hotel room at about midnight..

I sleep naked.

Woke up at around 2am needing a slash. Got up. Went into the bathroom closed the door.

Realised I wasn't in the bathroom..

I was locked out of my room with no key..

And what was worse.. you know when a guy needs a slash so much they get a hardon. .

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"I rarely get embarrassed cos i dont care"

I wish I was like that - I blush constantly even if it’s not me that’s embarrassed themselves I still blush!!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

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"I was in south Wales on business once... out for a couple of drinks... back at my hotel room at about midnight..

I sleep naked.

Woke up at around 2am needing a slash. Got up. Went into the bathroom closed the door.

Realised I wasn't in the bathroom..

I was locked out of my room with no key..

And what was worse.. you know when a guy needs a slash so much they get a hardon. .

Did exactly the same in old flat at 3am.

Had to shout down to a young guy on the floor below, who threw me up a (very small) tshirt and then I had to wait til the caretaker guy got in as he had keys.

The shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was in south Wales on business once... out for a couple of drinks... back at my hotel room at about midnight..

I sleep naked.

Woke up at around 2am needing a slash. Got up. Went into the bathroom closed the door.

Realised I wasn't in the bathroom..

I was locked out of my room with no key..

And what was worse.. you know when a guy needs a slash so much they get a hardon. .

Too funny you don't have much luck do you haha

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

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"My funny embarrassing moment was when I went out to the pub in skin tight satin trousers. I bent down to pick something up ,there was a loud splitting noise as they tore right down the backside seam,in full view of a group of men. Luckily I was wearing some knickers that day x"

Haha love it. Did you brazen it out and finish your drink, or did you walk out backwards

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By *ddit... OP Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

"I was in south Wales on business once... out for a couple of drinks... back at my hotel room at about midnight..

I sleep naked.

Woke up at around 2am needing a slash. Got up. Went into the bathroom closed the door.

Realised I wasn't in the bathroom..

I was locked out of my room with no key..

And what was worse.. you know when a guy needs a slash so much they get a hardon. .

Did exactly the same in old flat at 3am.

Had to shout down to a young guy on the floor below, who threw me up a (very small) tshirt and then I had to wait til the caretaker guy got in as he had keys.

The shame

I bet he chose the smallest t-shirt he could find ..

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I’m sorry that got the instant video treatment in my mind and made me chuckle "
I didnt chuckle at the time , now I find it hilarious

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By *ddit... OP Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

"I was in south Wales on business once... out for a couple of drinks... back at my hotel room at about midnight..

I sleep naked.

Woke up at around 2am needing a slash. Got up. Went into the bathroom closed the door.

Realised I wasn't in the bathroom..

I was locked out of my room with no key..

And what was worse.. you know when a guy needs a slash so much they get a hardon. .

Too funny you don't have much luck do you haha"

The funny thing is... it's happened 3 times now.. each time I have to go down to reception..

luckily the first 2 times there was a bloke at reception. The last time a lady in the office out the back. I thought that I don't want to shock her. .. so I walked into the bar to look for a male receptionist. .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you just like showing your hardon really lol

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By *ddit... OP Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

"I think you just like showing your hardon really lol"

How perceptive....

To the right person..

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Some very very close “friends” of ours had the fanny farts while fucking next to another couple in Chams...Embarrassing! Yet we never ever normally get them.....oh shit

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By *ddit... OP Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

"Some very very close “friends” of ours had the fanny farts while fucking next to another couple in Chams...Embarrassing! Yet we never ever normally get them.....oh shit

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

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Tripped and fell over in front of a taxi rank, while commando.

Taxi driver looked over without cracking a smile and said "Try putting some drawers on next time ,love."

Argh!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

As a young and dumb young adult, I think I was 19, I sent a nude of myself to a girl who I really wanted to get into bed. Yesh she sent it to my chest friend who then made sure that everybody that I went to school with had seen it. I did get some compliments though, which was nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha love it. Did you brazen it out and finish your drink, or did you walk out backwards "

I brazened it out and sat down for the rest of the night x

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over a year ago

Many moons ago I was a student nurse. I was told to accompany a gentleman down to theatre where he was due to have a colonoscopy, (a camera on a flexible tube that goes up the arse and sends real time images to a monitor).

Any way I go down and I'm watching the procedure and the doctor is explaining what's what to me. The patient was lying on his front and I was at the head end. You can imagine the poor guys face as the doc starts feeding the tube into his anus

Anyway I watching the screen of the guys lower intestine. The doctor finds a lump but thankfully it wasn't cancerous and he just needed to have it cut out.

During the procedure a nurse had been taking screenshots from the anal feed and was now printing them out. She asks me if I enjoyed watching and if it was a good learning experience. She then said, "here take these" as she handed me a folder with the photos in it. I just froze and gave a kinda WTF look. I thought that they were offered to me as some sort of keepsake.

She took one look at me, clearly knew what I was thinking, and added, "AND GIVE THEM TO THE CHARGE NURSE ON THE WARD. Lucky she spoke when she did as I was about to say," no thank you" when she first tried to hand them over.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

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"Many moons ago I was a student nurse. I was told to accompany a gentleman down to theatre where he was due to have a colonoscopy, (a camera on a flexible tube that goes up the arse and sends real time images to a monitor).

Anyway I watching the screen of the guys lower intestine. The doctor finds a lump but thankfully it wasn't cancerous and he just needed to have it cut out.

Haa!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a rugby match with a new team we went back to the changing room which was really the local community hall to shower,seen there wasnt alot of room I moved my gear into the hall and went to get showered,after the shower I walked into the hall but seen I was chatting to mates wasnt looking where I was going. When I did turn round the hall was fun of wives waiting for their men.. ooops!!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

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"After a rugby match with a new team we went back to the changing room which was really the local community hall to shower,seen there wasnt alot of room I moved my gear into the hall and went to get showered,after the shower I walked into the hall but seen I was chatting to mates wasnt looking where I was going. When I did turn round the hall was fun of wives waiting for their men.. ooops!!"

That actually gave me a twinge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your username.

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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

I was about 15-16 ish. We were in a taxi about 4 girls. I got my wallet out to pay and out flew three condoms in front of a male taxi driver! He started waving them about and laughing!!

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By *ddit... OP Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

"Tripped and fell over in front of a taxi rank, while commando.

Taxi driver looked over without cracking a smile and said "Try putting some drawers on next time ,love."

Argh!"

I would have extended an appendage to help you up..

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By *ddit... OP Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

Anyway I watching the screen of the guys lower intestine. The doctor finds a lump but thankfully it wasn't cancerous and he just needed to have it cut out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was leaning over the pool table showing off my skills, cue in hand when my strapless bra pinged open and fell onto the floor. My then husband accused me of doing it on purpose, we had a blazing row and I threw my bra at him.

Never been in there since.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

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"I was leaning over the pool table showing off my skills, cue in hand when my strapless bra pinged open and fell onto the floor. My then husband accused me of doing it on purpose, we had a blazing row and I threw my bra at him.

Never been in there since.

Haha love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That actually gave me a twinge

In a good way I hope

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