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By *olly_chromatic OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Rain, rain, rain. The water levels are rising, it's time to start building a fab ark. Entry is strictly two by two, so which couples would you give out tickets to, and which singles would you pair up to make couples for the new world?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and Chris P.Nutts will go together

Also Clem and Scarlet can come. They’re hilarious.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

There's only one of me so I'll end up being left behind.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

With the male to female ratio on here there will be a lot of drowning men. But for those that get on the Ark it’ll be a much more level playing field when the rain stops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"With the male to female ratio on here there will be a lot of drowning men. But for those that get on the Ark it’ll be a much more level playing field when the rain stops "

Good

Then men can stop moaning that the only reason they don’t get a meet is because there’s so many more men on fab than women

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By *edmark07Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Me and lemon butter cream. Tho I'd have to pay off her hubby and possibly get the chloroform out

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"With the male to female ratio on here there will be a lot of drowning men. But for those that get on the Ark it’ll be a much more level playing field when the rain stops

Good

Then men can stop moaning that the only reason they don’t get a meet is because there’s so many more men on fab than women "

I just hope I’m one of the survivors. Any one want to couple up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"With the male to female ratio on here there will be a lot of drowning men. But for those that get on the Ark it’ll be a much more level playing field when the rain stops

Good

Then men can stop moaning that the only reason they don’t get a meet is because there’s so many more men on fab than women

I just hope I’m one of the survivors. Any one want to couple up? "

If I wasn’t taken I’d do it. You’ll get someone thought, you’re welcome on the Ark

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

I’m onboard- need a couple of oars to get us going.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

If you need any help filling your Ark OP , I Noah guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dot Tea (can't remember their proper name), BuxomRed and Redoriarty.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'll take Shag, so entertainment, topical interest and common sense can be uplifted.

We could add some fab straight men couples for visual entertainment - we can't name them though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll take Shag, so entertainment, topical interest and common sense can be uplifted.

We could add some fab straight men couples for visual entertainment - we can't name them though "

Oooooh I have a few in mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rain, rain, rain. The water levels are rising, it's time to start building a fab ark. Entry is strictly two by two, so which couples would you give out tickets to, and which singles would you pair up to make couples for the new world?"
charlize theron and me please

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I have no idea. Probably Polly.

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By *olly_chromatic OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport


"I have no idea. Probably Polly. "

Thank you MsGivesWood I was a little worried i might get left behind myself.

Now who's going to bring along Pp, a new world without Private Parts would be just dreadful...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife would grab Tom Hardy lol

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Ile bring pp for his baking skills bladey as we will need a mechanic and Samis so we can talk pussies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and.....i will get back to you on that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have to think about that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we get to sit and watch all these lovely couples work at re-populating the earth afterwards. If so I might be a stowaway

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong


"There's only one of me so I'll end up being left behind."

We could pair up xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's only one of me so I'll end up being left behind."
thankfully there's only one of me too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll wave you off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So the single guys have to couple up or die?

I'm open to offers, highest bidder wins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and kissing kelly. Fab woman heart of gold body of a goddess

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By *olly_chromatic OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport


"So the single guys have to couple up or die?

I'm open to offers, highest bidder wins "

Single guys can pair up together, but they have to change their status to "fab straight"

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Lincolnshire is awash with water right now!

I’ll bring Bon a Manger - are we allowed in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me and kissing kelly. Fab woman heart of gold body of a goddess"
aww so long of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me and kissing kelly. Fab woman heart of gold body of a goddessaww so long of you "
kind i meant kind omg sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would build my own ark for the animals and leave the humans to it to fight it out

Welllll actually I take that back. I would kindly allow Damian Lewis and David Boreanaz to share my room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d have to wave you off Pol. I’ve no one to pair up with (sob), and you’ve been taken.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I bring my sexee cagoule Polly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I had better build a canoe and start paddling...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won't take up a space on the ark- I have my own flotation aids!

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"I won't take up a space on the ark- I have my own flotation aids! "

I'm holding on to you! That arc sounds over populated....

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By *hisCharManMan
over a year ago

South Manchester

I’ll be on my own but I’ll bring chocolate hobnobs for everyone if that’s ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We shall provide the baked goods x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I pair up with Babs please?

(If she'll have me)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like to get out of the rain too

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By *olly_chromatic OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

I reckon there should be room for everyone so far, but the singles will have to pair up... Better get sending a few PM's to each other. No gender rules onboard though, all welcome from anywhere in the lgbtiqqaap2s multiverse, as long as you arrive two by two (some larger cabins available for four/six/eight/more somes).

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By *att71Man
over a year ago

Bristol

God am doomed..save me please am a crap swimmer save me...

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Can I bring my life raft in case it sinks o and a couple of inflatable butt plugs in case the raft sinks too

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I reckon there should be room for everyone so far, but the singles will have to pair up... Better get sending a few PM's to each other. No gender rules onboard though, all welcome from anywhere in the lgbtiqqaap2s multiverse, as long as you arrive two by two (some larger cabins available for four/six/eight/more somes)."

I can sort that out very easily I have a gun and I'm not afraid to use it

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"I reckon there should be room for everyone so far, but the singles will have to pair up... Better get sending a few PM's to each other. No gender rules onboard though, all welcome from anywhere in the lgbtiqqaap2s multiverse, as long as you arrive two by two (some larger cabins available for four/six/eight/more somes).

I can sort that out very easily I have a gun and I'm not afraid to use it "

That’s not a gun that’s your cock you fool put it away

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"So the single guys have to couple up or die?

I'm open to offers, highest bidder wins "

Would you buddy up with me if I can get hold of the old recipe iron bru?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I reckon there should be room for everyone so far, but the singles will have to pair up... Better get sending a few PM's to each other. No gender rules onboard though, all welcome from anywhere in the lgbtiqqaap2s multiverse, as long as you arrive two by two (some larger cabins available for four/six/eight/more somes).

I can sort that out very easily I have a gun and I'm not afraid to use it

That’s not a gun that’s your cock you fool put it away "

No the other big weapon

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"I reckon there should be room for everyone so far, but the singles will have to pair up... Better get sending a few PM's to each other. No gender rules onboard though, all welcome from anywhere in the lgbtiqqaap2s multiverse, as long as you arrive two by two (some larger cabins available for four/six/eight/more somes).

I can sort that out very easily I have a gun and I'm not afraid to use it

That’s not a gun that’s your cock you fool put it away

No the other big weapon "

You don’t mean that large box of Maltesers on the middle shelf in the fridge omg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I won't take up a space on the ark- I have my own flotation aids!

I'm holding on to you! That arc sounds over populated.... "

Sure. Plenty of me to hold on to!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

By the time I'd decided who to pair up with I'd have drowned. So many gorgeous fabbers

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I don't want to drown...I'm grabbing F&B

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