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"Can I have a BMX for Christmas?" I was going to give you one of my spare bmxs but then I seen a villa badge... Lol | |||
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"Can I have a BMX for Christmas?" Wrong person. I’ll pass your request onto Santa... | |||
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"I am requesting a holiday abroad " Granted. But with a beta flight from Ryanair... | |||
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"I request the pleasure of your company and full access to your body " That’s a done one.. | |||
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"Could you please take a risky picture whilst out and about today? You don’t have to share it, but just have a fun moment doing it please x" Great thinking! | |||
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"Could you please take a risky picture whilst out and about today? You don’t have to share it, but just have a fun moment doing it please x" Oooh start a thread... | |||
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"Can I have a BMX for Christmas? Wrong person. I’ll pass your request onto Santa..." Thank you! | |||
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"May I please request a magic wand OP?" Will we play with it together? | |||
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"All I want is sunshine, pissing down every day all day at the minute " Talking to the Ozone today... | |||
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"May I please request a magic wand OP? Will we play with it together?" I wasn't referring to a wand of the sex toy variety OP. Gosh, GMF not thinking about sex - there's a revelation! Rather, I want a real 'magical' wand - one that can truly create magic and make things happen... | |||
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"May I please request a magic wand OP? Will we play with it together? I wasn't referring to a wand of the sex toy variety OP. Gosh, GMF not thinking about sex - there's a revelation! Rather, I want a real 'magical' wand - one that can truly create magic and make things happen..." . Well that’s easy then. It’s in the post... | |||
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"Is it possible to use your sink to wash my feet ? " Let me see if I can get my pigeons to fly it over for you. | |||
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"May I have a new box please OP I compartmentalise and need a new box for a specific item to go in" Metal, paper or chocolate? | |||
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"Is it possible to use your sink to wash my feet ? Let me see if I can get my pigeons to fly it over for you." If you put one at each corners it should be alright | |||
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"Show me your tits..... .. What? " Did you see? Just did. | |||
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"Can you give us some suggestions for picnic food we haven't already made? " Borek. | |||
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"Show me your tits..... .. What? Did you see? Just did." Rotten sod, you know that men have the attention span of a goldfish... I shall sulk until I am blessed with the breasts! | |||
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"I’d be delighted if you could see your way to correcting climate change and preventing the pollution of the worlds oceans. " Why do you think it hasn’t already happened? Spoke to those in the know | |||
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"A Fabulous long term FWB Look in the mirror..." I did and you were not there | |||
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"I’d be delighted if you could see your way to correcting climate change and preventing the pollution of the worlds oceans. Why do you think it hasn’t already happened? Spoke to those in the know " Oh that’s fabulous thanks for passing on the good news. | |||
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"I need someone to baby oil my back...... don’t want to peel " You’re very ap-peeling though. | |||
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"I need someone to baby oil my back...... don’t want to peel You’re very ap-peeling though. " that’s smooth!! Is that an offer? | |||
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"Can you make me 25 again please ?? " Age is just a number | |||
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"I need someone to baby oil my back...... don’t want to peel You’re very ap-peeling though. that’s smooth!! Is that an offer? " You don’t need anyone’s help to get what you want | |||
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"I need someone to baby oil my back...... don’t want to peel You’re very ap-peeling though. that’s smooth!! Is that an offer? You don’t need anyone’s help to get what you want " Is that another offer? | |||
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"... and I’ll see what I can do. " Please bring out the sunshine | |||
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"I need someone to baby oil my back...... don’t want to peel You’re very ap-peeling though. that’s smooth!! Is that an offer? You don’t need anyone’s help to get what you want " I can’t reach my back though.... | |||
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"I need someone to baby oil my back...... don’t want to peel You’re very ap-peeling though. that’s smooth!! Is that an offer? You don’t need anyone’s help to get what you want I can’t reach my back though.... " I've strong hands and a big bottle of baby oil... | |||
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"... and I’ll see what I can do. Please bring out the sunshine " Ordered | |||
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"Send me all your private photos. ." All 13,356 of them??? | |||
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"... and I’ll see what I can do. Please bring out the sunshine Ordered " Thanks hun x | |||
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"Send me all your private photos. . All 13,356 of them???" Yes that' fine.... | |||
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"Can you make me 25 again please ?? Age is just a number " Yes. A bigger one though | |||
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"Can you make me 25 again please ?? Age is just a number Yes. A bigger one though " Look into my eyes. You are now 25. Simples. | |||
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"Can you make me 25 again please ?? Age is just a number Yes. A bigger one though Look into my eyes. You are now 25. Simples." No I'm not . But I have an erection | |||
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"I need someone to baby oil my back...... don’t want to peel You’re very ap-peeling though. that’s smooth!! Is that an offer? You don’t need anyone’s help to get what you want I can’t reach my back though.... I've strong hands and a big bottle of baby oil..." I request a transporter to bring you here | |||
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"Ooh you couldn’t scratch this itch could you " Haven’t got anything big enough to scratch your itch | |||
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"I need someone to baby oil my back...... don’t want to peel You’re very ap-peeling though. that’s smooth!! Is that an offer? You don’t need anyone’s help to get what you want I can’t reach my back though.... I've strong hands and a big bottle of baby oil... I request a transporter to bring you here " I’m posting you a magic bracelet that will transport you wherever you would like to go... gentlemen, time to impress this woman | |||
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"I just want some fun" I’m sending you a month’s free subscription to Netflix. | |||
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"Distract me from my endless studying please " But that would just delay the inevitable. Self defeating, no? | |||
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"A Wagyu steak sandwich in tiger bread please " Done but don’t blame me if the delivery person eats it on route... | |||
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"I need someone to baby oil my back...... don’t want to peel You’re very ap-peeling though. that’s smooth!! Is that an offer? You don’t need anyone’s help to get what you want I can’t reach my back though.... I've strong hands and a big bottle of baby oil... I request a transporter to bring you here I’m posting you a magic bracelet that will transport you wherever you would like to go... gentlemen, time to impress this woman " Thanks babe!! Gents form an orderly line | |||
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"Distract me from my endless studying please But that would just delay the inevitable. Self defeating, no?" Too much uninterrupted studying can be counterproductive | |||
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"A Wagyu steak sandwich in tiger bread please Done but don’t blame me if the delivery person eats it on route..." Just be thankful is not national steak and a blowjob day | |||
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"I request lexi to come and drain my balls lol " Such charm..... how could I resist? | |||
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"I request lexi to come and drain my balls lol Such charm..... how could I resist? " Don’t forget your syringe | |||
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"Distract me from my endless studying please But that would just delay the inevitable. Self defeating, no? Too much uninterrupted studying can be counterproductive " Obviously not your problem as you’re procrastinating here | |||
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"Distract me from my endless studying please But that would just delay the inevitable. Self defeating, no? Too much uninterrupted studying can be counterproductive Obviously not your problem as you’re procrastinating here " Needed my break | |||
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"I request lexi to come and drain my balls lol Such charm..... how could I resist? Don’t forget your syringe " A little bit of sick just came up | |||
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"I request lexi to come and drain my balls lol Such charm..... how could I resist? Don’t forget your syringe A little bit of sick just came up " I’m sending you a brilliant German Schnaps to help you cope | |||
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"I request lexi to come and drain my balls lol Such charm..... how could I resist? Don’t forget your syringe A little bit of sick just came up I’m sending you a brilliant German Schnaps to help you cope " | |||
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"New walking boot please " Just the one? Left it right foot? | |||
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"New walking boot please Just the one? Left it right foot?" oops boots please or I will have to jolly well hop up a hill | |||
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"Find me a guy that's single, athelic and lives somewhere near me. " Plenty of them but whether they’re your type is another question... | |||
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"May I have a new box please OP I compartmentalise and need a new box for a specific item to go in Metal, paper or chocolate?" A beautiful mirrored box please, the contents are delightfully delicious so it needs to reflect such | |||
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"... and I’ll see what I can do. " Can you send me a naughty picture of you and then friend me ? | |||
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"May I have a new box please OP I compartmentalise and need a new box for a specific item to go in Metal, paper or chocolate? A beautiful mirrored box please, the contents are delightfully delicious so it needs to reflect such " A beautiful box fit for a beautiful lady... | |||
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"Could you play By the rivers of Babylon by boney m please. Play it for my aunty Sandra in Oldham she’s having terrible trouble with her chilblains and I’m sure it will cheer her up. " Singing it to her now. | |||
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"... and I’ll see what I can do. Can you send me a naughty picture of you and then friend me ? " Done | |||
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"Grant my last request and just let me hold you" Don't shrug your shoulders, lay down beside me. | |||
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"Can you provide a sensual tantric massage and I'll return your kind gesture x" Yes! So tantric it’s pure energy. On the way to you now. | |||
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"Can you provide a sensual tantric massage and I'll return your kind gesture x Yes! So tantric it’s pure energy. On the way to you now." I feel the energy thanks OP X | |||
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"Could you say yes to me Yes, Oui, ja. " Tres bien danke. | |||
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"... and I’ll see what I can do. " Call me a taxi to Birmingham | |||
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"... and I’ll see what I can do. Call me a taxi to Birmingham " That’s what your mobile is for. Please don’t abuse my talents. | |||
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"... and I’ll see what I can do. Call me a taxi to Birmingham That’s what your mobile is for. Please don’t abuse my talents." Oh, don’t worry, I promise I will put your talents to very good use. | |||
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"... and I’ll see what I can do. Call me a taxi to Birmingham That’s what your mobile is for. Please don’t abuse my talents. Oh, don’t worry, I promise I will put your talents to very good use. " | |||
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"... and I’ll see what I can do. Call me a taxi to Birmingham That’s what your mobile is for. Please don’t abuse my talents. Oh, don’t worry, I promise I will put your talents to very good use. " For the full de-stressing experience you will need a black body stocking and a blindfold. I’ll look after the rest..... | |||
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"Could I have my ball back Mrs. " Nope. Finders keepers. | |||
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"I want a hot cougar " You’re in the right place my son... | |||
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"Can you bring me some haribos? " Do you not have a Poundland near you? | |||
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"Can you bring me some haribos? Do you not have a Poundland near you?" Yes I do as well | |||
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" Can you send me home please " Tap your heels together three times and say ‘there’s no place like home’. Oh. Only works if you’re wearing red stilettos | |||
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" Can you send me home please Tap your heels together three times and say ‘there’s no place like home’. Oh. Only works if you’re wearing red stilettos " No steel toecap boots | |||
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"I feel the need for Speed I have it on VHS?" really is it a health risk? | |||
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"I feel the need for Speed I have it on VHS?really is it a health risk? " Only if you try and eat it. | |||
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"I feel the need for Speed I have it on VHS?really is it a health risk? Only if you try and eat it." I'm a great believer in having a nibble first | |||
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"Could I have my ball back Mrs. " I read that as “ball bag” | |||
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"World Peace" Such faith but unfortunately beyond my abilities. | |||
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"Could I have my ball back Mrs. I read that as “ball bag” " That as well. | |||
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"... and I’ll see what I can do. " Meet me | |||
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"... and I’ll see what I can do. Meet me " In 10 mins? Behind the bike shed? | |||
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"... and I’ll see what I can do. Meet me In 10 mins? Behind the bike shed?" Haha nope, in work till 11. I’ll wait till the weekend | |||
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"Meet me in London one weekend " Of course. Weekend 32 in 2021. Pencilled you in | |||
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"Meet me in London one weekend Of course. Weekend 32 in 2021. Pencilled you in " Deal | |||
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"May I have a new box please OP I compartmentalise and need a new box for a specific item to go in Metal, paper or chocolate? A beautiful mirrored box please, the contents are delightfully delicious so it needs to reflect such A beautiful box fit for a beautiful lady..." Awe thank you x | |||
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"... and I’ll see what I can do. " Come to the 0 meet club social,s | |||
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"Can you do something nice for someone for me please? Anyone will do Steve x " Done. Bought a subway sandwich for a homeless lass and dedicated it to her in your name. | |||
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"... and I’ll see what I can do. Come to the 0 meet club social,s " What’s that then? | |||
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"... and I’ll see what I can do. Come to the 0 meet club social,s What’s that then?" Shortly you've seen the 0 meet club threads ? | |||
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"... and I’ll see what I can do. Come to the 0 meet club social,s What’s that then?" It's a group social meeting | |||
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"Can you send me your most explicit picture? " The one with all my fav explicit lyrics | |||
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"Can you make it Friday! " In between yoga and Zumba? | |||
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"... and I’ll see what I can do. Come to the 0 meet club social,s What’s that then? It's a group social meeting " Thanks for the invite | |||
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"I’d be happy with a coffee with you in Brum sometime soon! " Rude. Coffee without cake? | |||
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"I’d be happy with a coffee with you in Brum sometime soon! Rude. Coffee without cake? " Cake’s a given and anything else you fancy | |||
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"I’d be happy with a coffee with you in Brum sometime soon! Rude. Coffee without cake? Cake’s a given and anything else you fancy" That’s better | |||
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"I’d be happy with a coffee with you in Brum sometime soon! Rude. Coffee without cake? Cake’s a given and anything else you fancy That’s better " So how about it lovely?? X | |||
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"... and I’ll see what I can do. Come to the 0 meet club social,s What’s that then? It's a group social meeting Thanks for the invite " We'll if you do want to come then chek out the stp profile. | |||
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"Can you do something nice for someone for me please? Anyone will do Steve x Done. Bought a subway sandwich for a homeless lass and dedicated it to her in your name." | |||
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"Can you do something nice for someone for me please? Anyone will do Steve x Done. Bought a subway sandwich for a homeless lass and dedicated it to her in your name. " So when karma hits you with something fantastic do something good too | |||
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"Can I have scarlette johannsen as my FB please " All yours although her next free date is in 2024... | |||
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"Can I have scarlette johannsen as my FB please All yours although her next free date is in 2024..." really damn it I'm busy then | |||
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"Can I have scarlette johannsen as my FB please All yours although her next free date is in 2024...really damn it I'm busy then " And here’s me giving my best... | |||
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