FabSwingers.com forum: I'm a wanker

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I know what some of you are thinking.

Ya just can't beat knocking one out when the mood takes you, whether it's on your own or in the company of others, and just the thought of cumming over a lovely pair of tits or jutcy lips is such a turn on, I think I'll have one now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goes for wet wipes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A must always have em handy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A must always have em handy

I know....dettol n.mop too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are times when I'm just too horny to be fussed about foreplay and the 30 minutes it takes to get from a standing start to penetration. Only a 3 minute hand shuffle will do! It's quick, hassle free and can be dispensed with during half time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You sayin that's a bit like Stephen Fry sayin 'es not totally heterosexual...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm too sexy for this thread.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

enjoy....

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By *inkershoes69Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

so basically you "swing" with your hand!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm too sexy for this thread.

Your right hand is too intimidated by your incredible beauty?

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By *onnoisseur100Man
over a year ago

Woking-ish

"I'm too sexy for this thread.

No your the cause of the thread, well you are now!

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

like its only the guys who" knock one off" , if i get horny and fsm is too tired/ at work or what ever, i go have a quick fiddle. dont even bother with the toys now, but much rather have full on sex, a wank is like having a micky D's burger, fills a need, but 20 mins later you want something else. xxx HSM xxx

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

" the thought of cumming over a lovely pair of tits or jutcy lips is such a turn on, I think I'll have one now

PS can i watch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" like its only the guys who" knock one off" , if i get horny and fsm is too tired/ at work or what ever, i go have a quick fiddle. dont even bother with the toys now, but much rather have full on sex, a wank is like having a micky D's burger, fills a need, but 20 mins later you want something else. xxx HSM xxx"

Now that's a feeling I know! Self pleasure just doesn't have the same kick! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well he didnt use his hand once...think my mouth sufficed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well he didnt use his hand once...think my mouth sufficed

It was more than your mouth if I remember

and the rabbit got invoved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well he didnt use his hand once...think my mouth sufficed

It was more than your mouth if I remember

and the rabbit got invoved

Step away from the rabbit...hes all mine..muhahahahahaha

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