FabSwingers.com forum: God is watching us

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Quick, hide the porn.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Good lord, polite voyeurs ask first.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

She is..?

Fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perv

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Bugger. Again I’ve only just got me cock out. How does she do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The original voyeur. ...

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By *upremexMan
over a year ago

liverpool. huyton. near yewtree

Fucking hell" must not bloody swear then.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I'm fucked then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I blocked him last week. Wouldn't surprise me if he's made a female profile to get around it tho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I blocked him last week. Wouldn't surprise me if he's made a female profile to get around it tho.

This made me laugh very much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I blocked him last week. Wouldn't surprise me if he's made a female profile to get around it tho.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Is he one of those single lurkers at clubs?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

If God exists I doubt very much it's concerned with our day to day sexual activities and if it isn't intervening in the big stuff it's hardly likely to strike us down for a bit of fumbling under the sheets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I blocked him last week. Wouldn't surprise me if he's made a female profile to get around it tho.

I’m still laughing at this...lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's a typo - the dog is watching!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Didn't know he was a voyeur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God should be fine if its consensual. Now Crowley, king of hell??

Hello boys x

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

She’s in bathroom, is there a secret cam in here or something

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"I think it's a typo - the dog is watching!"

The dog watching is very off-putting!

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

This is why the Bible tells readers not to wank, in case God turns up in their room. It's the Christian take on Aladdin's lamp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is mighty, righteous and all knowing...but he watches his creations take a shit. Odd fellow really..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God can watch but there’s nothing to see here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God gave up watching me years ago..I,m a lost cause

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if god was one of us....Alanis Morissette

https://youtu.be/90P0n5AlSlA

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Might not have been Alanis Morrisette might have been Joan Osborne

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

God is flicking between watching us and a rerun of Top Gear on Dave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it's a typo - the dog is watching!

The dog watching is very off-putting! "

Cats are annoying little buggers too shut the door during a session and he will sit scratching the door constantly that’s just as bad as having him in the room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t be silly....he’s busy watching priests chasing alter boys

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By *ewtoyouXXXMan
over a year ago

rochdale cowboy

"I'm fucked then

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. You will be if we meet lol

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By *ess n BenCouple
over a year ago

Didcot

"I blocked him last week. Wouldn't surprise me if he's made a female profile to get around it tho.

This made me laugh very much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I blocked him last week. Wouldn't surprise me if he's made a female profile to get around it tho.

Classic!!

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Why, because I'm watching god too. We were all made in gods image ergo I can see her too and she's looking good and can do amazing things with fruit and veg.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I hope it enjoys the show.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quick, hide the porn.

Really? Fuck you God.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Might not have been Alanis Morrisette might have been Joan Osborne "

I prefer that version.. hence why i posted it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im always watching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quick, hide the porn.

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No he's on Pluto today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm reporting the pervy bastard then.

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