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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

About twenty years ago I experimented, I'm ashamed to say I voted Conservative (I didn't really). But I did once do satire.

Is there anything you want to get off your chest?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had a wank over Jessica Rabbit

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I joined the Conservative Society at uni because they had the best ball (with a free bar!) and Pimms on the Lawn and lots of sexy members with really beautiful hair and really great canapes and brilliant piss-ups.

It was 10 years ago now yet I still feel ashamed daily.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pooped in the bath when I was about 4 and blamed my sister

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

I farted and blamed the dog

Unfortunately I don’t have a dog

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I farted and blamed the dog

Unfortunately I don’t have a dog

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lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I farted and blamed the dog

Unfortunately I don’t have a dog

Do you have a sister?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I considered taking up golf once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I watch videos of spots being popped when I can't sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pooped in the bath when I was about 4 and blamed my sister

When i was seven I had a bath with my sister, who pooped and then threw it at the wall

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By *.H.SMan
over a year ago

London

f.m.l looool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pooped in the bath when I was about 4 and blamed my sister

When i was seven I had a bath with my sister, who pooped and then threw it at the wall

I'm smirking with horror. Like, I genuinely don't know how to react

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pooped in the bath when I was about 4 and blamed my sister

When i was seven I had a bath with my sister, who pooped and then threw it at the wall

I'm smirking with horror. Like, I genuinely don't know how to react

She was only reaaaaaaally young, maybe one at most

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I watch videos of spots being popped when I can't sleep.

Oh the Pimple Popper videos! I love those. And when a rogue ingrown hair pops out as well. It's gross but fascinating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pooped in the bath when I was about 4 and blamed my sister

When i was seven I had a bath with my sister, who pooped and then threw it at the wall

I'm smirking with horror. Like, I genuinely don't know how to react

She was only reaaaaaaally young, maybe one at most

It was the throwing it at the wall bit that got me

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"I pooped in the bath when I was about 4 and blamed my sister

When i was seven I had a bath with my sister, who pooped and then threw it at the wall

I'm smirking with horror. Like, I genuinely don't know how to react

She was only reaaaaaaally young, maybe one at most

Keeping alive the fine Scottish tradition of poo flinging, strange how they dropped that from the Highland games

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once bought a mate non alcoholic lager all evening and watched him get pissed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my mum got her first iPhone, it was back when no one really knew what to do with an iPhone so she used to let me and my brother and sister just play on it all the time. House phones were used a lot more so she didn’t really miss it.

She used to always warn us not to smash it.

And I did.

So I put it in the car door, on my sisters side (where her car seat was).

When my mum eventually found it she blamed my sister (obviously) and went mental. And my sister apologised.

Now, this was when my sister was maybe three or four....she’s fifteen now.

The truth all came out about a year ago when I confessed to my sister. But when she told my mum, I acted shocked and said it was a lie

However; my local radio station were asking for stories where you’ve blamed your sibling for something. I wrote this story on their page, the ended up phoning me the next morning...and obviously my mum and dad (who work together) were listening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pooped in the bath when I was about 4 and blamed my sister

When i was seven I had a bath with my sister, who pooped and then threw it at the wall

I'm smirking with horror. Like, I genuinely don't know how to react

She was only reaaaaaaally young, maybe one at most

It was the throwing it at the wall bit that got me

She’s always been a wee mink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I watch videos of spots being popped when I can't sleep.

Oh the Pimple Popper videos! I love those. And when a rogue ingrown hair pops out as well. It's gross but fascinating."

Theres something so soothing about it isn't there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pooped in the bath when I was about 4 and blamed my sister

When i was seven I had a bath with my sister, who pooped and then threw it at the wall

I'm smirking with horror. Like, I genuinely don't know how to react

She was only reaaaaaaally young, maybe one at most

It was the throwing it at the wall bit that got me

Yep that tickled me too- it was the immediate video creation in my imagination that did it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I confess I have an ability to create lurid videos of despicable things in my mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pooped in the bath when I was about 4 and blamed my sister

When i was seven I had a bath with my sister, who pooped and then threw it at the wall

I'm smirking with horror. Like, I genuinely don't know how to react

She was only reaaaaaaally young, maybe one at most

It was the throwing it at the wall bit that got me

Yep that tickled me too- it was the immediate video creation in my imagination that did it

She thought it was hilarious and she was like ‘look....poo!’ And squished it in her hands. I scurried over to the other end of the bath (were the taps are) and shouted for my mum (who has gone to grab towels). My sister kept showing me her hands and then just flung it at the wall, and said ‘whoops’ and giggled

I cried

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I watch videos of spots being popped when I can't sleep.

Me too, and ingrown hairs and removing splinsters and nasal packs after nose jobs...... Thats a weight off my chest, back to youtube i go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pooped in the bath when I was about 4 and blamed my sister

When i was seven I had a bath with my sister, who pooped and then threw it at the wall

I'm smirking with horror. Like, I genuinely don't know how to react

She was only reaaaaaaally young, maybe one at most

It was the throwing it at the wall bit that got me

Yep that tickled me too- it was the immediate video creation in my imagination that did it

I cried "

Stop it, stop it, you’re just making the video more lurid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keeping up the theme, I also pooped at the dinner table. I was about 6 I reckon.

I don't have a weak bowel or anything like that, however as kids we pretty much weren't allowed to do anything without asking permission. One of those hardened rules was leaving the table.

I was so scared to leave the table without having permission, and couldn't get permission as the mother was in the garden, that I ended up dropping a log in my undies.

Growing up in my house was awesome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I watch videos of spots being popped when I can't sleep.

Me too, and ingrown hairs and removing splinsters and nasal packs after nose jobs...... Thats a weight off my chest, back to youtube i go

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I haven't voted for at least 30 years, although I did go down to the local village pub for the piss up afterwards and pretended that I'd voted for the Monster Raving Loony Party, I got some people to believe me as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I watch videos of spots being popped when I can't sleep.

Me too, and ingrown hairs and removing splinsters and nasal packs after nose jobs...... Thats a weight off my chest, back to youtube i go

They're fantastic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keeping up the theme, I also pooped at the dinner table. I was about 6 I reckon.

I don't have a weak bowel or anything like that, however as kids we pretty much weren't allowed to do anything without asking permission. One of those hardened rules was leaving the table.

I was so scared to leave the table without having permission, and couldn't get permission as the mother was in the garden, that I ended up dropping a log in my undies.

Growing up in my house was awesome.

Live, love, laugh, learn, leave a log

it’s my life motto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pooped in the bath when I was about 4 and blamed my sister

When i was seven I had a bath with my sister, who pooped and then threw it at the wall

I'm smirking with horror. Like, I genuinely don't know how to react

She was only reaaaaaaally young, maybe one at most

It was the throwing it at the wall bit that got me

Yep that tickled me too- it was the immediate video creation in my imagination that did it

I cried

Stop it, stop it, you’re just making the video more lurid

It’s alright; when she was about two and a half/three, we went to Turkey. Our hotel was super quiet and there was the main pool, and a wee jacuzzi pool that she claimed as her own. One day two other children went in, so she climbed out, pulled her shorts down and yep...just shat in the jacuzzi. All while shouting ‘GET OUT OF MY POOL’

It had to be shut for two days, she was raging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once spent a whole day shopping with my mum with a pair of dirty knickers in my pocket.

I'd taken them off the night before as me and my then bf had gotten carried away on the way home and they had mud on them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keeping up the theme, I also pooped at the dinner table. I was about 6 I reckon.

I don't have a weak bowel or anything like that, however as kids we pretty much weren't allowed to do anything without asking permission. One of those hardened rules was leaving the table.

I was so scared to leave the table without having permission, and couldn't get permission as the mother was in the garden, that I ended up dropping a log in my undies.

Growing up in my house was awesome.

Live, love, laugh, learn, leave a log

it’s my life motto "

At least I'm now unraveling why I struggle to shit anywhere but my home bowl as an adult. Repressed fear!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once pissed in a vicars wash basin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I pooped in the bath when I was about 4 and blamed my sister

When i was seven I had a bath with my sister, who pooped and then threw it at the wall

I'm smirking with horror. Like, I genuinely don't know how to react

She was only reaaaaaaally young, maybe one at most

It was the throwing it at the wall bit that got me

Yep that tickled me too- it was the immediate video creation in my imagination that did it

I cried

Stop it, stop it, you’re just making the video more lurid

It had to be shut for two days, she was raging"

Stop it! I’m pissing myself here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keeping up the theme, I also pooped at the dinner table. I was about 6 I reckon.

I don't have a weak bowel or anything like that, however as kids we pretty much weren't allowed to do anything without asking permission. One of those hardened rules was leaving the table.

I was so scared to leave the table without having permission, and couldn't get permission as the mother was in the garden, that I ended up dropping a log in my undies.

Growing up in my house was awesome.

Live, love, laugh, learn, leave a log

it’s my life motto

At least I'm now unraveling why I struggle to shit anywhere but my home bowl as an adult. Repressed fear!

Yep that is.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I once joined a religious group at university because they gave you lunch for less than a fifth of anything else you could get on campus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once joined a religious group at university because they gave you lunch for less than a fifth of anything else you could get on campus.

HAHAHHA ffs

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I pooped in the bath when I was about 4 and blamed my sister

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I once joined a religious group at university because they gave you lunch for less than a fifth of anything else you could get on campus.

HAHAHHA ffs

It was an amazingly obnoxious one you've probably heard of, too. I paid my money, got my food and fled. Every week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About 25 years we came out of a club near a river and couldn’t get a cab so we nicked a boat and rowed home (well nearer home)

. I’m surprised I’m still here when I look back at the things I did.

Very sensible now though

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I honestly cant think of anything. I was a model child

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was 14 we ran out of the juice I drank, so for about a week or so, every morning before school I’d have a bottle of blue wkd.

Apparently I didn’t like water back then

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Imagination is a powerful tool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like dark back alleys.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I honestly cant think of anything. I was a model child

Your new username should be Airfix Kit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was a beautiful sunny day during one of the long holiday between my fist and second year of Uni. My girlfriend had come to stay but because the weather had suddenly improved dramatically she didn’t have any cool enough clothes. So my Mum suggested she could wear one of my sister’s outfits. My sister reluctantly took her up to her bedroom and my girlfriend chose a lovely rose pink blouse and skirt . Not realising it was brand new and hadn’t yet been worn.

We decided to go for a walk in the local woods as it was so beautiful and while we were there things got the better of us. Being brought up as a good Catholic meant we had to sleep in separate bedrooms and there was no chance of a bit of nookie.

So feeling very horny we headed for the bushes and got busy. It was really exciting for both of us hoping not to get caught but hadn’t really thought about the consequences. When we finally redressed my sister’s blouse and skirt were covered in mud stains.

We then had to walk home, getting our story straight on the way.

We got back to the house, greeted by my Mum and sister behind her in the hall. She talk one look at the state of her outfit and burst into tears saying it was brand new and she hadn’t worn it yet.

My Mum demanded an explanation and I explained we were playing tick in the local park and had tripped over each other and fallen down the hill.

Fuming we were banished to get the clothes washed.

We didn’t realise what a lucky escape we’d had, because when my girlfriend undressed to get changed she discovered, because she was not wearing any knickers which were in my pocket, cum had dripped all down the skirt as well.

Needless to say it got piled into the washing machine quickly and we escaped the maximum embarrassment and the full wrath of my mum.

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By *unningFoxWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I don’t have balls to try Marmite. I know I will hate it as I hate a lot of weird staff and strange tastes like celery, olives, most of sea food, basil, pesto etc

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I clicked on a link that took me to the Daily Mail website. I still feel the shame.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am weirdly attracted to the girl version of myself on snapchat.

Seriously she is hot as fuck ! I sometimes put me cock in me ass while thinking I am fucking her ass

Please don't judge and help me to get rid of those bad thoughts and bad habits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am weirdly attracted to the girl version of myself on snapchat.

Seriously she is hot as fuck ! I sometimes put me cock in me ass while thinking I am fucking her ass

Please don't judge and help me to get rid of those bad thoughts and bad habits.

That deserves a whole thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am weirdly attracted to the girl version of myself on snapchat.

Seriously she is hot as fuck ! I sometimes put me cock in me ass while thinking I am fucking her ass

Please don't judge and help me to get rid of those bad thoughts and bad habits.

That deserves a whole thread

I'd like to see the Snapchat girl version of you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am weirdly attracted to the girl version of myself on snapchat.

Seriously she is hot as fuck ! I sometimes put me cock in me ass while thinking I am fucking her ass

Please don't judge and help me to get rid of those bad thoughts and bad habits.

That deserves a whole thread

I'd like to see the Snapchat girl version of you."

Promise that you will wank over it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure I have plenty to confess, but there's not enough space for all of it.

On the way back from the pub once we decided to play a trick on a guy we knew. 6 of us moved his old style mini - they're surprisingly light - from the parking spot outside his house and blocked the street with it. We were d*unk and forgot about it until the next evening when he was trying to get enough money to get it back from the police lock up where it had been taken for being abandoned in a dangerous manner.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am weirdly attracted to the girl version of myself on snapchat.

Seriously she is hot as fuck ! I sometimes put me cock in me ass while thinking I am fucking her ass

Please don't judge and help me to get rid of those bad thoughts and bad habits.

That deserves a whole thread

I'd like to see the Snapchat girl version of you.

Promise that you will wank over it ? "

I'll tell everyone about it on this thread later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am weirdly attracted to the girl version of myself on snapchat.

Seriously she is hot as fuck ! I sometimes put me cock in me ass while thinking I am fucking her ass

Please don't judge and help me to get rid of those bad thoughts and bad habits.

That deserves a whole thread

I'd like to see the Snapchat girl version of you.

Promise that you will wank over it ?

I'll tell everyone about it on this thread later."

A true friend you are xxxxxoxoxoxxx

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