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Daft things you said at school....

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Ours was..

"Don't mess with the best til you've passed your test", followed by a finger flick.

God bless Peckham in the 80s!

What was yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a bitch? Thanks

A bitch is a dog and a dog barks and bark is on a tree and tree is nature and nature is beautiful. So thanks for the compliment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's disgusting, I'd never put a willy in my mouth.

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I’m a bitch? Thanks

A bitch is a dog and a dog barks and bark is on a tree and tree is nature and nature is beautiful. So thanks for the compliment "

Ha love it

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

In maths.....I'll never have a mortgage!

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn around touch the ground bagsy not on (whilst doing the actions included of course)

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I actually got a teacher suspended because we had a end of term Quiz. One question was name a bird beginning with S.

I wrote Shag .

Which is a Bird .

Teacher marched me to the headmaster's office and was then told I was correct and suspended my teacher .

Great Day that was .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aye, ask your ma" - very popular when I was younger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Manky

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Ponce is a word that isn't used enough anymore

You ponce!

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Turn around touch the ground bagsy not on (whilst doing the actions included of course)"

40 40 ready or not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m a bitch? Thanks

A bitch is a dog and a dog barks and bark is on a tree and tree is nature and nature is beautiful. So thanks for the compliment "

Haha I used to use that xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ponce is a word that isn't used enough anymore

You ponce!"

Lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I actually got a teacher suspended because we had a end of term Quiz. One question was name a bird beginning with S.

I wrote Shag .

Which is a Bird .

Teacher marched me to the headmaster's office and was then told I was correct and suspended my teacher .

Great Day that was ."

Haha can just imagine you standing there

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Jinx jinx double jinx

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By *aughtyforcouplesMan
over a year ago

exeter

don't mess with the best or you'll end up like the rest.....with a wagging finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Calling people divvys

And school lunch was...

Yellow belly custard

Green snot pie

All mixed together

With a dead dog’s eye

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I actually got a teacher suspended because we had a end of term Quiz. One question was name a bird beginning with S.

I wrote Shag .

Which is a Bird .

Teacher marched me to the headmaster's office and was then told I was correct and suspended my teacher .

Great Day that was .

Haha can just imagine you standing there "
Oh I was very smug as I knew I was cleverer than my teacher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I actually got a teacher suspended because we had a end of term Quiz. One question was name a bird beginning with S.

I wrote Shag .

Which is a Bird .

Teacher marched me to the headmaster's office and was then told I was correct and suspended my teacher .

Great Day that was .

Haha can just imagine you standing there Oh I was very smug as I knew I was cleverer than my teacher "

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By *edmark07Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Anyone remember eggy as you stroked your chin

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"I actually got a teacher suspended because we had a end of term Quiz. One question was name a bird beginning with S.

I wrote Shag .

Which is a Bird .

Teacher marched me to the headmaster's office and was then told I was correct and suspended my teacher .

Great Day that was ."

I got marched to the heads office for asking the science teacher 'What colour is Uranus Miss'.

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By *irtybertie69Man
over a year ago

london

‘Jimmy hill’ scratching your chin

If you thought someone was lying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know you are but what am I ?

That’s what she said.

You weren’t complaining at the time.

*laughing at the fact we had to put a rubber on a dildo in sex ed *

When being at primary school I was once told I was gay for having a “girlfriend” , strange one that.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I spent 10 years at Boarding School, what was said at Boarding School, stays at......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's disgusting, I'd never put a willy in my mouth. "

Haha. I remember my daughter asking me what a blow job was. She wasn’t too young and I try to be honest so I told her and I remember her saying ewwwwww that’s just disgusting you and dad don’t do that do you?

No of course not sweetheart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's disgusting, I'd never put a willy in my mouth.

Haha. I remember my daughter asking me what a blow job was. She wasn’t too young and I try to be honest so I told her and I remember her saying ewwwwww that’s just disgusting you and dad don’t do that do you?

No of course not sweetheart "

“We just wrestle” haha

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By *c1989Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

Are you a fridge or a mars bar?

I remember this question going around school.

To this day I still don't know the meaning of the question or what the answers are supposed to mean.

I wonder if Google knows.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I actually got a teacher suspended because we had a end of term Quiz. One question was name a bird beginning with S.

I wrote Shag .

Which is a Bird .

Teacher marched me to the headmaster's office and was then told I was correct and suspended my teacher .

Great Day that was .

I got marched to the heads office for asking the science teacher 'What colour is Uranus Miss'. "

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

“Say what you will, school dinners make you ill, the only place you’ll never keep food down...our school din dins, come from pig bins, ouuuuuuut of town”

Jack Hargreaves, any old codgers remember him?

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"‘Jimmy hill’ scratching your chin

If you thought someone was lying "

Haha I'd forgotten this one!

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