FabSwingers.com forum: Agony Aunt

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

With Jeremy Kyle axed, we need some replacement to humiliate those around with embarrassing problems so thought I would change my name and throw my hat (and knickers) into the ring.

All those problems that need advice whether genuine or completely made up, step up and ask Aunties Tranny and Suzanna.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Auntie

I have a problem and I need your expert advice

I get messages from hunky well endowed single straight men everyday wanting to plunder my holes in a variety of ways and to be honest I’m not just into it

I try and try to tell them but they just won’t listen. They don’t see that I’m more than a hole to dump thier cum. I’m a person with feelings and needs. Why can’t I find the one

Please help

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea

I need help to stop me eating myself silly

I’m starting to oink quite a lot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Auntie

I have a problem and I need your expert advice

I get messages from hunky well endowed single straight men everyday wanting to plunder my holes in a variety of ways and to be honest I’m not just into it

I try and try to tell them but they just won’t listen. They don’t see that I’m more than a hole to dump thier cum. I’m a person with feelings and needs. Why can’t I find the one

Please help "

You need to tell these men how you feel. Let them know that they are welcome to dump their cum in your holes, but that if they want to wipe their cocks on the curtains they will have to wash them. You are not a washing machine.

We will get you a councillor after the show to help. It's a Tory councillor who has a bit of a fetish for cock in a frock.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need help to stop me eating myself silly

I’m starting to oink quite a lot "

Embrace the oink. Eat more cake. Type 2 diabetes is a myth invented by the makers of diet products.

Come back on the show when you start to moo and your udders need milking it will make great viewing to have a hucow on the show, I might get a bafta!

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"Auntie

I have a problem and I need your expert advice

I get messages from hunky well endowed single straight men everyday wanting to plunder my holes in a variety of ways and to be honest I’m not just into it

I try and try to tell them but they just won’t listen. They don’t see that I’m more than a hole to dump thier cum. I’m a person with feelings and needs. Why can’t I find the one

Please help

We will get you a councillor after the show to help. It's a Tory councillor who has a bit of a fetish for cock in a frock."

Omg thank you so much. How can I ever repay you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Auntie

I have a problem and I need your expert advice

I get messages from hunky well endowed single straight men everyday wanting to plunder my holes in a variety of ways and to be honest I’m not just into it

I try and try to tell them but they just won’t listen. They don’t see that I’m more than a hole to dump thier cum. I’m a person with feelings and needs. Why can’t I find the one

Please help

We will get you a councillor after the show to help. It's a Tory councillor who has a bit of a fetish for cock in a frock.

Omg thank you so much. How can I ever repay you

You can come and paint my house.

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By *ewtoyouXXXMan
over a year ago

rochdale cowboy

"I need help to stop me eating myself silly

I’m starting to oink quite a lot "
. Eat me

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