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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I have nothing of any significance to say nor the imagination to post anything remotely unique.

Has anyone else got anything insignificant that they want to add to this post? I feel that the more insignificant the post the better.

Oh and if it's boring and mundane too, then that would be superb.

Post your pointless stuff here.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

.

Jo.Xx

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


".

Jo.Xx "

Well played.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".

Jo.Xx "

¹ point. ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s raining

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Meh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah nothing to add

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alexander Armstrong

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm on a bus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banana bread.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'll soon be on a bus

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Canada has more coastline than any country.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My radio is making an annoying noise x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching the rain run down my van windscreen

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Yes, but I’m not prone to public ranting

It’s raining anyway

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Canada has more coastline than any country."

Cornwall has more coastline than any other county

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm watching Love Island.

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

What about those Owls hey?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"I'll soon be on a bus "

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"What about those Owls hey?"

Hoo?

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By *ux19Man
over a year ago

Essex

I'm not planning on being on a bus, next to a bus or under a bus.

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I'm not planning on being on a bus, next to a bus or under a bus."

I like being a bus wanker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuddlewunk

P

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By *ux19Man
over a year ago

Essex

Fan-bus-tic , but I'm not getting on your bus regardless.

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm dripping wet on a bus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

High 5!

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

the owls are back

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"the owls are back"

What like a swarm or summat?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’m ironing my socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ssdd

Mrscxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My watch battery has run out

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I lost my watch. I don't know where...

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures


"I lost my watch. I don't know where... "

have you seen pulp fiction?

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I lost my watch. I don't know where...

have you seen pulp fiction?"

You're a wrong one!

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures


"I lost my watch. I don't know where...

have you seen pulp fiction?

You're a wrong one! "

Oh so you found it then?

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I lost my watch. I don't know where...

have you seen pulp fiction?

You're a wrong one!

Oh so you found it then?"

It's my birthright!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I forgot to buy a euro millions lotto ticket last night and somebody won it

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm not a millionaire either!

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures


"

It's my birthright! "

and I'll cry if I want to

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"

It's my birthright!

and I'll cry if I want to"

Big girls don't cry!

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures


"

It's my birthright!

and I'll cry if I want to

Big girls don't cry! "

Tick Anal on your Interests and I'll see what I can do about that

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I bought a jar of pickled gherkins today.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I need new trainers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spent an hour spraying killer on my drive today. Fifteen minutes later, the heaven's opened and washed it all away. Pointless.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'm not minding the rain too much.

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By *att71Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Nothing of importance to post here thank you please

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"

It's my birthright!

and I'll cry if I want to

Big girls don't cry!

Tick Anal on your Interests and I'll see what I can do about that"

I will not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a bruise on my back and I've no idea where it came from

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I bought a jar of pickled gherkins today. "

I did the same last week and I can't get them open...

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By *unniebee1970Woman
over a year ago

The Hive

Dont get much for a fiver nowadays...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

,,,,,,,,?

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I've just had a fried egg sammich.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rodents are pests !!!!

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

Accordions are the work of the devil

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Accordians take a long time to burn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sigh

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Banana bread. "

That’s super pointless. I like it!

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Friday tomorrow

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

What word or sound do you make when you burp?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"What word or sound do you make when you burp?"
Oops

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"What word or sound do you make when you burp?"

The alphabet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want to sound blunt, but.....

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands


"What word or sound do you make when you burp?"
Burp

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

Got butterfly's on our wall paper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Within the first seven seconds of meeting, people will have a solid impression of who you are — and some research suggests.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I bought a jar of pickled gherkins today.

I did the same last week and I can't get them open... "

Ha ha, yeah I know, they're a bugger aren't they

I used to work in a pickle factory as a QC Inspector back in the 80's, and we had to test the vacuum seal on the jars amongst other things

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Dry mouth.

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I bought a jar of pickled gherkins today.

I did the same last week and I can't get them open...

Ha ha, yeah I know, they're a bugger aren't they

I used to work in a pickle factory as a QC Inspector back in the 80's, and we had to test the vacuum seal on the jars amongst other things "

What's the solution?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

feet on my legs

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I bought a jar of pickled gherkins today.

I did the same last week and I can't get them open...

Ha ha, yeah I know, they're a bugger aren't they

I used to work in a pickle factory as a QC Inspector back in the 80's, and we had to test the vacuum seal on the jars amongst other things

What's the solution? "

Get a strong man to open them for you, or stab the lid with a pointy knife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have nothing of any significance to say nor the imagination to post anything remotely unique.

Has anyone else got anything insignificant that they want to add to this post? I feel that the more insignificant the post the better.

Oh and if it's boring and mundane too, then that would be superb.

Post your pointless stuff here. "

hole in my jacket

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I bought a jar of pickled gherkins today.

I did the same last week and I can't get them open...

Ha ha, yeah I know, they're a bugger aren't they

I used to work in a pickle factory as a QC Inspector back in the 80's, and we had to test the vacuum seal on the jars amongst other things

What's the solution?

Get a strong man to open them for you, or stab the lid with a pointy knife "

I have a pointy knife!

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I have nothing of any significance to say nor the imagination to post anything remotely unique.

Has anyone else got anything insignificant that they want to add to this post? I feel that the more insignificant the post the better.

Oh and if it's boring and mundane too, then that would be superb.

Post your pointless stuff here. hole in my jacket "

Darn it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a man's cock is hard, his brain is soft.

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"When a man's cock is hard, his brain is soft. "

Is that a fact?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm sat twiddling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have nothing of any significance to say nor the imagination to post anything remotely unique.

Has anyone else got anything insignificant that they want to add to this post? I feel that the more insignificant the post the better.

Oh and if it's boring and mundane too, then that would be superb.

Post your pointless stuff here. hole in my jacket

Darn it! "

that's what I said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is 8am here in NZ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is 8am here in NZ"
Best get up then and make breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could do a sausage in bed thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could do a sausage in bed thanks"
ooooo I say I may have sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perfect"
It's not going in a frying pan mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be listening to radio 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Falling asleep in the car and than waking up at your destination is like skipping a cutscene.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now that is pointless

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I bought a jar of pickled gherkins today.

I did the same last week and I can't get them open...

Ha ha, yeah I know, they're a bugger aren't they

I used to work in a pickle factory as a QC Inspector back in the 80's, and we had to test the vacuum seal on the jars amongst other things

What's the solution?

Get a strong man to open them for you, or stab the lid with a pointy knife

I have a pointy knife! "

I'm sure a stiletto would suffice actually

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

Diego the cat from next door just climbed in my window on his nightly rounds - then he ran up my curtains - then he fucked off as I didn't have any food for him

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Love Island - she fed him some banana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are some fine looking ladies on this thread tonight. You're all going in my fantasy list.

I don't care who your daddies are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are some fine looking ladies on this thread tonight. You're all going in my fantasy list.

I don't care who your daddies are "

Most men are afraid of my dad

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By *etAnotherDomMan
over a year ago

london

"Nothing to be done!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My baby has the hiccups and it’s giving me motion sickness

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I have four days off...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My candle burnt out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a haircut!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just had bbq chicken chargrills, chicken nuggets, scampi and baked beans for tea

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I just had bbq chicken chargrills, chicken nuggets, scampi and baked beans for tea "

This sounds lush.

I don't even care about what brand the beans are!!!

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"My candle burnt out "

Not at both ends though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just had bbq chicken chargrills, chicken nuggets, scampi and baked beans for tea

This sounds lush.

I don't even care about what brand the beans are!!! "

Asda’s own. It was incredible!!

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I just had bbq chicken chargrills, chicken nuggets, scampi and baked beans for tea

This sounds lush.

I don't even care about what brand the beans are!!!

Asda’s own. It was incredible!! "

I just drooled a little...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need a haircut!"
so do I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think there's a pigeon in the wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think there's a pigeon in the wall"
it'll be a home... In pigeon

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Yeah, basically that's about it really. It's OK.

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By *att71Man
over a year ago

Bristol

The randomness of my random thoughts leaves random comnents on random threads which make sense to the right people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None of my shoes fit me anymore! Which is strange because they did yesterday but then I have got 5 new bunnies

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