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Using The Force In The Bedroom

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For any Star Wars fans out there, if you could use the force, how would you use it in the bedroom?

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

I’d totally make my penis sound like a lightsaber. Even when my meet told me to grow up and left I’d have hours of entertainment ahead of me!

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

This I need to see

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

When I'm just too tired "this is not the fanny you're looking for"

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Schvmmmmm

Schvmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I'm just too tired "this is not the fanny you're looking for" "

That's a good one lol

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By *entlemanDMan
over a year ago

Fareham


"I’d totally make my penis sound like a lightsaber. Even when my meet told me to grow up and left I’d have hours of entertainment ahead of me! "

That would certainly make cock fighting more interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I'm just too tired "this is not the fanny you're looking for" "

Haha nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Judge me by my size do you?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

After a third session "The Force is strong in this one!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you were the chosen one!"

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire


"I’d totally make my penis sound like a lightsaber. Even when my meet told me to grow up and left I’d have hours of entertainment ahead of me! "

Glow in the dark condom to make it look the part?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I have an ewok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obi wankaknobi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Obi wankaknobi "

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

That’s no moon

Then bend over and say ‘that’s a moon’

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"After a third session "The Force is strong in this one!""

After the fifth session "Don't get cocky, kid"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am your father

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"After a third session "The Force is strong in this one!"

After the fifth session "Don't get cocky, kid""

After the tenth when you're getting sick of each other "Do or do not. There is no try"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am your father

"

That's not true. That's impossible!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Princess Leia down on the floor.

Obi wanknblowme.

Bobba fetish.

Ja ja twink.

C3POhhhhhhhhh.

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)


"For any Star Wars fans out there, if you could use the force, how would you use it in the bedroom?"

Well. I like breath play so I guess that speaks for itself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im already a sexual jedi master

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I’d totally make my penis sound like a lightsaber. Even when my meet told me to grow up and left I’d have hours of entertainment ahead of me! "

Mr just came downstairs to check I was ok cos I'm sat on the sofa laughing so hard reading this Hilarious!

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For any Star Wars fans out there, if you could use the force, how would you use it in the bedroom?

Well. I like breath play so I guess that speaks for itself. "

I was going to say, if you had a partner into choking then you'd be in for a fun time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally, I wouldn't use it in the bedroom, more in public.

Pretty sure if people can use the force to unlock and move stuff, I can use it rub the clit and finger the pussy, right?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

With my skills I (Luke) don't need any supernatural help in the bedroom. I need it in my general life.

"Any Star Wars fans?" you ask. The pseudonym Luke wasn't picked out of a hat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit open your fanny wide and pass those tweezers "I've Lost R2"

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

Ancient weapons and hokey religions are no match for a good finger blaster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For any Star Wars fans out there, if you could use the force, how would you use it in the bedroom?"

Finally!!! something I can nerd out on

*clicks fingers*

I want to be a sith lord

Name me Darth Trimious

I want to use my powers in public

Force push would be a useful one, walking behind slow people..

I want to wear a cloak, I want my eyes to glow red i want i want

Never letme answer on these posts im a liability

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Using the force in the bedroom? ??? You’re looking to use your powers in Alderaan places ....

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Hand solo or as I like to call him Wanker would be knocking one off at every storm trooper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trim you are not tired... You want to have sex with me.

And I'd just put that on repeat all day every day

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Dunno about the force but I'd like to smack jajabinks around the head with a very heavy dildo.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Hmmmm fucked in the arse you are !

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