FabSwingers.com forum: Best advice you have ever been given???

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mine came from my nan, she was a character and I miss her dearly... what she said was simple and direct "son, do what makes you happy and fuck what everyone else thinks"

...she may not have been Plato on Confucious, be she sure knew how to make an observation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best bit of advice I was ever given was from an old farmer friend and it was 'plant yer tatties early' Works for me every year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me mam taught me two things:

"The bigger they are the harder they fall" and

"Question authority!"

surprising as she is a real authoritarian.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told those who shout loudest are often the biggest liars. not always right but more often than not it works out that way.

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By *iceguydaveMan
over a year ago

Monmouth

"I wouldn't put that in your mouth if I were you.."

So many times, for so many different reasons, at so many different ages. And every time, they were right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me mam taught me two things:

"The bigger they are the harder they fall" and

"Question authority!"

surprising as she is a real authoritarian.

My old coach said something similar,

The bigger they are, the harder they hit you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time sorts everything out, one way or another.... just give it time...

My Stepdad said it.. We never got on, but he was right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.... watch and learn .... still doing that now.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

from my mum....

if your not in bed by midnight.... come home...

Glitter

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"The first chance you get, kill the bitch and any fucker she's infected".... it came from the voices in my head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a retired copper once told me 'never have a shit on your own time, never use the lift on the bosses' never a truer word said....

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

Grandad...never hate, it leads to wars

Sir...step away from the keyboard

kev...trust me

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

my grandad told me.

the voices in your head,are not your friends.

into every life,a little rain must fall.

and,

only sweat the big things,and nothings a big thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what goes on on tour stays on tour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put the milk in the fridge

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By *irty_bhamMan
over a year ago

birmingham

don't eat yellow snow

or marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a hundred years time no one will remember you or give a fuck about ya life so live it xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

When in doubt- deny deny deny

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

Live love laugh .

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

From my grandad- if its got wheels or tits it will cause you bother!

Ps- just found that its difficult typing while running for cover!

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

From granddad

Never cross a woman you live with there's knives in the house and you will need to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hmm a few words of wisdom stick with me

its not what happens in life its how you deal with it

we are all going the same way via many paths ....explore them all

listen to other folk

your fucked if you do and fucked if you dont ....so fuck it do what you want

all form various folk at various points all made perfect sense .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time and tide waits for no man. Does that count for women too???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"From my grandad- if its got wheels or tits it will cause you bother!

Ps- just found that its difficult typing while running for cover!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In a hundred years time no one will remember you or give a fuck about ya life so live it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many thoughts have stuck with me here are two that mean the most and have affected me more...My Nan... Live your life not someone elses

Meatloaf's Bat out of Hell...

"And I know that I'm damned If I never get out And baby, I'm damned if I do But with every other beat I got left in my heart You know I'd rather be damned with you"

Sarah xx

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

one hand for you..

one hand for them..

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple
over a year ago

wirral

you dont have to like it you just have to eat it.

Just because they dont agree doesnt make them right/wrong

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Never compromise on individuality, it is everything that forms you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An uncle once offered me the sterling advice that if I'm in a nightclub at the end of the evening and I haven't pulled, chat a fatty up as they're usually quite grateful.

It didn't quite work out like he said as I was usually too pissed to care tbh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alway just be yourself

Live life to the full and you will have a full life

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"An uncle once offered me the sterling advice that if I'm in a nightclub at the end of the evening and I haven't pulled, chat a fatty up as they're usually quite grateful.

It didn't quite work out like he said as I was usually too pissed to care tbh.

We may have the same uncle

Mine said "don't waste your money paying full price to go to a nightclub, you'll be buying your own drinks all night and dancing on your own... get in for free just before they shut when all the pissheads are gagging for it"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if it smells bad dont eat it ,its off or bound to taste bad (mum love her never knew how grateful i would be for this one) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For work:- Always be positive about a negative.

For life in general:- Never piss into the wind.

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By *landPeggyCouple
over a year ago

Holland !

Treat everyone else on the road as a complete and utter idiot.

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Life is hard so get a crash helmet...

and

You only get to know who your true friends are, when your wallet is empty.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

You only get to know who your true friends are, when your wallet is empty."

love that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hear all, see all, say nowt! - Yorkshire grandad!

Go quietly, but carry a big stick!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

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By *landPeggyCouple
over a year ago

Holland !

Always let the lady climb the ladder first.

( ok, I made that one up myself )

- Al

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't let the bastards grind you down just keep to your principles and stick with me and you will be all right. I was doubtful at the time but he was right.

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Don't get married.

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By *danteMan
over a year ago

rhonda

my granddad said....never pick a blackberry close to the ground

and he/her who masters time masters everything

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By *amish SMan
over a year ago

Eastleigh

Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine came from my grandad too.

Never ever refuse a whisky, a bacon butty, and always agree with your wife/girlfriend!'

I think he's at least 2/3 right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mom raised me on her own she always said that being a strong woman isn't a bad thing don't let anyone tell you any different

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By * times sexyCouple
over a year ago

Staffs

Lift the lid before you go to the toilet !

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Not so much advice I was given, but a principle that I lived by on my travels:

Never argue with someone who has a gun!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

You will never out punch a man the same size as you, so grab his nuts and squeeze as hard as you can until he is rendered unconscious and then you can kick the crap out of him.

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By *thyorksCouple
over a year ago

ROTHERHAM

When your marching you're not fighting.

My 1st sargent's words of wisdom.

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

"Lift the lid before you go to the toilet !

Yes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on the pill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go to India".

My grandfather.

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By *amescoupleCouple
over a year ago

north walsham

best advice i ever got was off an old friend

Just be yourself, if people dont like it they dont deserve to be in your life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me mam taught me two things:

"The bigger they are the harder they fall" and

"Question authority!"

surprising as she is a real authoritarian.

A teacher told me 'question everything'

. it's got me in trouble a few times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend I know through an online game who I speak to on Facebook gave me some advice when I felt my life seemed surreal and fucked up at times.

He said see that as 'normal' and it's everyone else's perception of 'normal' that's fucked up.

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

a wise man told me when i was younger..."its only a mean rabbit that lives in one hole"...wasnt sure what it meant...now i do

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

A little boy once said ....

Do not try to bend the spoon, that is impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth... there is no spoon.

For many years I had those last four words as my signature on other forums.... it is the best advice.

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By *lums121Couple
over a year ago

nottingham

i was a butcher and the oldman and lady who used to run a stall outside the old man told me to be like a dog and have it

and run he was a father of 9 and still with her i was 16 and ran like a dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not direct advice, more a case of knowing exactly what someone meant with the comment,,"yeah he's nice, in fact too fickin nice",and i knew and have grown to know exactly what that means.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please dont be offended but my late uncle always said"Never trust a ging" and he himself was one

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