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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Thanks to Fab my knowledge of geography has improved greatly.

I now know where exotic places like Isleworth and Frome are.

What have you learned at The University of Fab?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve learnt new words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patience is key

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Shrewsbury is apparently in Wales, it's not though.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I’ve learnt new words

Me too..I've gone running to Google a few times

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By *ux19Man
over a year ago

Essex

I've learn't reading is optional.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learnt that I'm very beautiful

The fuckers tell me everyday, so it must be true

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

That remotes are multifunctional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learned that men seem to fabcy me, women not so much lol

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

That I all have agreat body for my age ...yawn

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Apparently there's something called a Findus Crispy Pancake...

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By *estSussexGuy76Man
over a year ago

copthorne

Never expect the norm ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually a big part of my sexual education has occurred on Fab. I’m still a novice though through lack of practice

I rediscovered my ability to write poetry, be witty in the written word, and that finding women who actually find me sexually attractive enough to meet is quite a challenge. That said the quality of experience with those whose tastes actually stretched far enough to encompass me was awesome.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Some like kit kat chunky, some the 4 finger pack (my favourite)

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By *ommyxyzMan
over a year ago

Crawley

That bi couples are actually single guys who can’t get a meet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trust nobody.....

......except her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I all have agreat body for my age ...yawn"

You have a great body full stop..

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"That I all have agreat body for my age ...yawn

You have a great body full stop.."

Thank you ..now that is appreciated x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That taking a good selfie is bloody hard work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What some new abbreviations mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That taking a good selfie is bloody hard work. "

Oh yeah I forgot that, I learned to take pictures of myself that make me look much better than I am in the flesh. Filters and cropping are marvellous inventions.

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By *olden_Road_to_SamarkandMan
over a year ago

London & North Wessex Downs

There are some beautiful parks in nice parts of London where it is quite possible to have daytime sex with new friends with an extraordinarily low risk of being caught..... relatively classy dogging … who'd have thought it?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"That taking a good selfie is bloody hard work. "

Omg I am so bad at these..can't pout to save my life. And taking photos of my bits, well ....just well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That not a lot of women want to wash your underwear before a meet.

Who would have thought

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"There are some beautiful parks in nice parts of London where it is quite possible to have daytime sex with new friends with an extraordinarily low risk of being caught..... relatively classy dogging … who'd have thought it?"

Interesting....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't Google the things people post on the forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learnt that people on here are weird and too slack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learnt that a lot of people will listen to any old shite that's played to them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have learnt there are drama queens, thick bimbos, and bandits on here

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I've learnt that I'm supposed to be available to meet anyone who asks, right this minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll never learn

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I've learnt that positivity and a sense of humour is sexier than a six pack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learned loads of stuff mainly about myself some i like some i dont but im too old to re invent the wheel to fix

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

That pictures of socks are popular amongst a certain fraternity of the fab population

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

And that fried egg pickletits is apparently a phrase!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve learnt to take pictures

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"That pictures of socks are popular amongst a certain fraternity of the fab population "

You had me at socks....

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I've learnt that people on here are weird and too slack "

I like weird better than mundane

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I've learnt that positivity and a sense of humour is sexier than a six pack

Seconded

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I've learnt that I'm very beautiful

The fuckers tell me everyday, so it must be true"

You too!

Did you know, I don't look 48, have a fantastic figure and am damn sexy.

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By *eastAndTheHarlotCouple
over a year ago

Hartlepool

That loads of people want to dick my girlfriend.. even after she rejects them several times.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I've learnt that I'm very beautiful

The fuckers tell me everyday, so it must be true

You too!

Did you know, I don't look 48, have a fantastic figure and am damn sexy.

You are damn sexy sassy and lovely x

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

Ive learnt that patience is a vertue!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I’ve learned that every paradise has it serpents

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I’ve learned that every paradise has it serpents "

Yes and your lucky if it's only an apple they want you to eat

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I've learnt a Fab tape measure is different to a normal one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've learnt a Fab tape measure is different to a normal one!"

I learned to measure my cock from my arsehole and it’s still only 6 inches

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I've learnt a Fab tape measure is different to a normal one!

I learned to measure my cock from my arsehole and it’s still only 6 inches

Maybe you need me to hold the end of the tape...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've learnt a Fab tape measure is different to a normal one!

I learned to measure my cock from my arsehole and it’s still only 6 inches

Maybe you need me to hold the end of the tape..."

Maybe if you did it might get a bit bigger

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I've learned to accept compliments from those I trust. And to let everything else bounce.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I've learnt a Fab tape measure is different to a normal one!

I learned to measure my cock from my arsehole and it’s still only 6 inches

Maybe you need me to hold the end of the tape...

Maybe if you did it might get a bit bigger

Which end would you like me to hold?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've learnt a Fab tape measure is different to a normal one!

I learned to measure my cock from my arsehole and it’s still only 6 inches

Maybe you need me to hold the end of the tape...

Maybe if you did it might get a bit bigger

Which end would you like me to hold?

Both but let’s forget the tape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learnt that a wand is a sexual instrument.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The art of seduction is about extinct.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The art of seduction is about extinct."

Seems accurate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I'm not the only one with a foot fetish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The art of seduction is about extinct."

Wrong

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By *att71Man
over a year ago

Bristol

I've learnt there's a whole new world out there and i actually fit in to it

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I've learnt there's a whole new world out there and i actually fit in to it"

Positivity is sexy

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By *att71Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Just happy to be accepted lol

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By *arkinberksMan
over a year ago

Ascot

I’ve learned that the people on Fab fall into one of the following categories- the mad, the sad, the bad and the good. The problem then is that of the good, half will fancy you, but equally you will only fancy half of them, so probability suggests that you win up with 25% of 25% being possible candidates. Now factor in the proportion who are within reasonable traveling distance, haven’t retouched their pics drastically, are not bunny boilers, mad axe types, or cling limpet like and suddenly the field narrows to around 1% if are lucky. All of which explains why the best way to meet folks is to use clubs and social gatherings.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I’ve learned that the people on Fab fall into one of the following categories- the mad, the sad, the bad and the good. The problem then is that of the good, half will fancy you, but equally you will only fancy half of them, so probability suggests that you win up with 25% of 25% being possible candidates. Now factor in the proportion who are within reasonable traveling distance, haven’t retouched their pics drastically, are not bunny boilers, mad axe types, or cling limpet like and suddenly the field narrows to around 1% if are lucky. All of which explains why the best way to meet folks is to use clubs and social gatherings.

Good yo have a system

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a great BJ feels like ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve learnt to walk away and let things wither and die, rather than futilely pursue something that isn’t really right just because it initially looked interesting.

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

That all the most enticing events in events calendar are for times I have to be at work

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I’ve learnererd tha no fckr can speal and tha Carnt Reed or rite evier cnts

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I’ve learnererd tha no fckr can speal and tha Carnt Reed or rite evier cnts "

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By *att71Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"I’ve learnererd tha no fckr can speal and tha Carnt Reed or rite evier cnts "

Pmsl x

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By *att71Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"I’ve learnererd tha no fckr can speal and tha Carnt Reed or rite evier cnts "

Being dyslexic that made perfect sense to me x

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By *ewtoyouXXXMan
over a year ago

rochdale cowboy

I’ve learned that any time day or night I can pop on here and see sexy arsed woman

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

I've learned that Sky TV is far more popular than Virgin Media among males...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've learnt that I'm very beautiful

The fuckers tell me everyday, so it must be true"

The fuckers are right

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By *ddit...Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

I've learned that...

I quite like myself...

Sounds arrogant but it's nice to like yourself ...

And abbreviations... I've also had to Google stuff...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve learned that it’s amazing what people think is acceptable to send in a message.

I’ve also learned they don’t appreciate you correcting their grammar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I've been to Nice and the isle of Greece

While I sipped champagne on a yacht

I moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo and showed 'em what I've got

I've been undressed by kings and I've seen some things

That a woman ain't s'posed to see

I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me

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By *odgerMan
over a year ago

Coventry(ish)London

That a lot of men are defiantly meeting someone they've met before.

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By *i1971Man
over a year ago

Cornwall

I've realised that the favourite unit of measurement for males is the Sky remote, but this could be substituted for Lynx can or wine bottle

Also, if you're not sure of a term used DON'T GOOGLE IT

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

That desire and attraction are far more complicated and nuanced than I once thought.

I thought for some time I liked being the one who 'chased' because I like organising things and I like control but recently I've started to realise that maybe it would feel nice/calm my doubts if I was to be the one being chased.

And men really do think a lot about cock size.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

A vulva isn't a Swedish car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve learnt I apparently live in the NW not the NE

And that Sheffield is in the East Midlands rather than the North

Hahaha.... I think fab should go back to school for more geography lessons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve learnt I apparently live in the NW not the NE

And that Sheffield is in the East Midlands rather than the North

Hahaha.... I think fab should go back to school for more geography lessons

Yeah Cambridge is East Midlands too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab education haha like it OP. Nice thread! It's the same for me with geography due to the lovely adventures. If I was not on Fab I would not have discovered some awesome hidden gems.

Can't wait for the next road trips!

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Pegging has nowt to do with putting the washing out...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that my average penis doesn’t appear to be average at all!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I all have agreat body for my age ...yawn

You have a great body full stop..

Thank you ..now that is appreciated x"

I concur. Never looked at age but great bod!!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"What have you learned at The University of Fab?

I have learned that there is such a thing as pegging, although I had to use Urban Dictionary to find out what it actually is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I must be horny whenever I'm on fab.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Don't Google the things people post on the forums. "

You're talking things like blue waffle, monkey face and dirty sanchez aren't you.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Don't Google the things people post on the forums.

You're talking things like blue waffle, monkey face and dirty sanchez aren't you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve learnt I apparently live in the NW not the NE

And that Sheffield is in the East Midlands rather than the North

Hahaha.... I think fab should go back to school for more geography lessons

Yeah Cambridge is East Midlands too

Yep!

I've learnt that the East Midlands is slightly smaller than Australia and that the vast majority of fab folk near to me are very very odd.

Tea

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Don't Google the things people post on the forums.

You're talking things like blue waffle, monkey face and dirty sanchez aren't you.

I learnt long ago not to Google 99% of the stuff I've seen on here.

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