FabSwingers.com forum: Nice and smooth

By *idlands chris OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

Come on lads... what products do you recommend for making your cock and balls nice and smooth before a meet?

I’ve always been an old fashioned razor kind of dude but such a fucking faff! Any products out there you guys recommend? Heard some right horror stories....

Meet coming up and in the diary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cheesecake

Just rub it on

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By *idlands chris OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"A cheesecake

Just rub it on "

Tried it mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cheesecake

Just rub it on "

Does flavour have different results?? Asking for a friend

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By *idlands chris OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

Well this is going well... might have to sample that stuff that burns my cock off myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard if you crack an egg directly onto yourself and cover it with vanilla extract works very well.

You have to crack the egg directly as the egg has a built in timer.

I've been apprehensive about trying it due to the shells but all my friends said it's a good solution.

Hope this helps but I think I'll stick to my razor...it takes like 5 mins if done 2x a week.

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By *ana_nana_MATTMAN!Man
over a year ago

Haywood Village, Weston-super-Mare

Top tip: Steam press your scrotum for nice smooth wrinkle-free sack.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Top tip: Steam press your scrotum for nice smooth wrinkle-free sack."

I use a Corby trouser press!

Seriously though, get it waxed. It hurts like hell but it will never be smoother.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blow torch and a brush.....

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