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By * Lexi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

stockport

So I’ve just got back from sunny Spain.

2 weeks with my kids and ex hubby (yes ex!)

I’m missing the sunshine, my tan is fading already and I’m horny as hell!

So now I’m looking for a sexy man to whisk me away for a hot steamy week away....

Which forumite would you take?

Where would you go?

Choose a luxury item to make your stay more enjoyable.

Answers on a post card below......

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Well we can't have you feeling blue OP

So...

I'll take you Lexi

Dubai

We can go Selfridges shopping beforehand, stocking up on LV and Creed luxuries for a week of relaxation and pampering

Any good?

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By * Lexi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

stockport


"Well we can't have you feeling blue OP

So...

I'll take you Lexi

Dubai

We can go Selfridges shopping beforehand, stocking up on LV and Creed luxuries for a week of relaxation and pampering

Any good?"

Marry me!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t think you’ll get another offer quite like that

I was going to offer cocktails

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By * Lexi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

stockport


"I don’t think you’ll get another offer quite like that

I was going to offer cocktails "

Amazing isn’t it?? If only he meant it!!

Who would you take?

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By * Lexi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

stockport

No one else wants a holiday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was he your ex before you left. Holidays usually go that way for me too

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By * Lexi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

stockport


"Was he your ex before you left. Holidays usually go that way for me too "

Yes he’s been my ex since August.

Was handy as I had a babysitter and went out most nights

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"Was he your ex before you left. Holidays usually go that way for me too

Yes he’s been my ex since August.

Was handy as I had a babysitter and went out most nights "

I can vouch for that!!

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By * Lexi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

stockport


"Was he your ex before you left. Holidays usually go that way for me too

Yes he’s been my ex since August.

Was handy as I had a babysitter and went out most nights

I can vouch for that!! "

Was you there??

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

I feel your pain op - just come back from holiday myself - first day back at work today!

I wouldn’t take one person - I’d go to exactly the same place with the same people - but I’d make a space for Phoenix and Chillout too!

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By * Lexi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

stockport


"I feel your pain op - just come back from holiday myself - first day back at work today!

I wouldn’t take one person - I’d go to exactly the same place with the same people - but I’d make a space for Phoenix and Chillout too! "

It’s rubbish isn’t it.

I’m gonna book another one ASAP...... just want a sexy one this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont look at me i hate holidays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was he your ex before you left. Holidays usually go that way for me too

Yes he’s been my ex since August.

Was handy as I had a babysitter and went out most nights "

Well swung

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d kid nap the OH and run away somewhere warm and quiet where there’s no WiFi or phone signal!!

Saff

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By * Lexi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

stockport


"I’d kid nap the OH and run away somewhere warm and quiet where there’s no WiFi or phone signal!!

Saff"

I read that as kid nap the OP!! Then reread!!!

We are going away woman!!! Need to look at flights actually

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By * Lexi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

stockport


"Was he your ex before you left. Holidays usually go that way for me too

Yes he’s been my ex since August.

Was handy as I had a babysitter and went out most nights

Well swung "

well planned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d kid nap the OH and run away somewhere warm and quiet where there’s no WiFi or phone signal!!

Saff

I read that as kid nap the OP!! Then reread!!!

We are going away woman!!! Need to look at flights actually "

Ha ha I’d need a holiday after going away with you!!!!

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By * Lexi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

stockport


"I’d kid nap the OH and run away somewhere warm and quiet where there’s no WiFi or phone signal!!

Saff

I read that as kid nap the OP!! Then reread!!!

We are going away woman!!! Need to look at flights actually

Ha ha I’d need a holiday after going away with you!!!! "

Charming!! You’d love it

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By *hiterabbit6Couple
over a year ago

Sexytown, Moray


"I feel your pain op - just come back from holiday myself - first day back at work today!

I wouldn’t take one person - I’d go to exactly the same place with the same people - but I’d make a space for Phoenix and Chillout too! "

Awwww, we did have a great week though, my first day back too and a blinking 2 - 10pm shift at that, roll on the next hour please

Rabbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was he your ex before you left. Holidays usually go that way for me too

Yes he’s been my ex since August.

Was handy as I had a babysitter and went out most nights "

Out?? You sure???

X

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By * Lexi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

stockport


"Was he your ex before you left. Holidays usually go that way for me too

Yes he’s been my ex since August.

Was handy as I had a babysitter and went out most nights

Out?? You sure???

X

"

Was you there too??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd take Saff somewhere where there were no people. Just us, nature, sun and sofa maybe....

No meeeh, eeeeeehhh, eeeeeehhh's banging on the window during sexy times....

Love you OP, you know it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was he your ex before you left. Holidays usually go that way for me too

Yes he’s been my ex since August.

Was handy as I had a babysitter and went out most nights

Out?? You sure???

X

Was you there too?? "

Yeah, I was hiding in the bushes....

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By * Lexi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

stockport


"Was he your ex before you left. Holidays usually go that way for me too

Yes he’s been my ex since August.

Was handy as I had a babysitter and went out most nights

Out?? You sure???

X

Was you there too??

Yeah, I was hiding in the bushes.... "

Shit!! I thought that was a squirrel??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was he your ex before you left. Holidays usually go that way for me too

Yes he’s been my ex since August.

Was handy as I had a babysitter and went out most nights

Out?? You sure???

X

Was you there too??

Yeah, I was hiding in the bushes....

Shit!! I thought that was a squirrel?? "

I can't bury nuts as well as you my lovely

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By * Lexi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

stockport


"Was he your ex before you left. Holidays usually go that way for me too

Yes he’s been my ex since August.

Was handy as I had a babysitter and went out most nights

Out?? You sure???

X

Was you there too??

Yeah, I was hiding in the bushes....

Shit!! I thought that was a squirrel??

I can't bury nuts as well as you my lovely "

Only because I’m there to stop you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was he your ex before you left. Holidays usually go that way for me too

Yes he’s been my ex since August.

Was handy as I had a babysitter and went out most nights

Out?? You sure???

X

Was you there too??

Yeah, I was hiding in the bushes....

Shit!! I thought that was a squirrel??

I can't bury nuts as well as you my lovely

Only because I’m there to stop you!! "

Story of my life, innit....

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By * Lexi x OP   Woman
over a year ago

stockport


"Was he your ex before you left. Holidays usually go that way for me too

Yes he’s been my ex since August.

Was handy as I had a babysitter and went out most nights

Out?? You sure???

X

Was you there too??

Yeah, I was hiding in the bushes....

Shit!! I thought that was a squirrel??

I can't bury nuts as well as you my lovely

Only because I’m there to stop you!!

Story of my life, innit.... "

Soz, 3rd wheel until I find someone man enough for me.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was he your ex before you left. Holidays usually go that way for me too

Yes he’s been my ex since August.

Was handy as I had a babysitter and went out most nights

Out?? You sure???

X

Was you there too??

Yeah, I was hiding in the bushes....

Shit!! I thought that was a squirrel??

I can't bury nuts as well as you my lovely

Only because I’m there to stop you!!

Story of my life, innit....

Soz, 3rd wheel until I find someone man enough for me....... "

You’re getting nowhere near whilst he’s here!! Precious time!!

Saff

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