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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

All the forumites (even the lurkers ) have been stranded on a desert island.

We need to work as a team to survive

What skills have you got?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a boy scout so your ok

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm good at organising and keeping morale up x

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

A positive disposition

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By *estSussexGuy76Man
over a year ago

copthorne

Tough one .... As I like my luxuries but I can fish so I would be the fisherman

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I can play the piano and Hannah can sing. Any good?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I can cook

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By *ictoriaathomeTV/TS
over a year ago

Huddersfield

I can take away the stress!!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

I’m good with rope ... if we have any?

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

I'm practical and good at lateral thinking!

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By *uck427Man
over a year ago

wales

Fix things with cable ties and duct tape and can make fire and good at reusing things that's not what they were for

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I'm a boy scout so your ok "

Yes!! You still got the outfit?

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I'm good at organising and keeping morale up x"

Why, yes you are

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Oral skills.

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"A positive disposition "

You most definately have that Babs

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

I'm good at hunting with little or no equipment and I can build whatever we need

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Erm I can charm the birds out of the trees and then we can kill them and eat them?

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Tough one .... As I like my luxuries but I can fish so I would be the fisherman "

Yay!! We have food!!

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I can build stuff from other stuff ...good with hands

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley

I can draw faces on footballs and give them names

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I can play the piano and Hannah can sing. Any good? "

Ok, looks like our first job is building a piano

Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work we go......

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Cock sucking

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I float really well

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I can cook "

Excellent!! Looks like we're having fish for breakfast, lunch and tea

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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On a bad day I can worry about our impending deaths and come up with a solution after overthinking all of them. Also, there's a lot of me so I can be the first sacrifice.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"Cock sucking "

I'm a good receiver

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I can take away the stress!! "

And how exactly are you relieving said stress?

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley


"On a bad day I can worry about our impending deaths and come up with a solution after overthinking all of them. Also, there's a lot of me so I can be the first sacrifice. "
no need for sacrifice we have fish and birds to eat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a boy scout so your ok

Yes!! You still got the outfit? "

I have , I can tie knots , light fires with sticks , build shelters and ging gang with my goolies

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I’m good with rope ... if we have any? "

Babs!!

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I can fish, cook and light fires.

Bit of first aid.

No qualms about killing things to eat - but not my fellow fabbers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ate a brownie once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m an expert hugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I,m really good at brushing sand off body parts

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I'm practical and good at lateral thinking! "

You are indeed Tigger

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley


"I’m an expert hugger "
needed in these hard times stuck on an island

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I can tie knots

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Fix things with cable ties and duct tape and can make fire and good at reusing things that's not what they were for "

Are you MacGyver?

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By *man013Man
over a year ago

Derby

I’m very good at listening and following orders

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've just fixed my Adelle CD with metal polish

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"I’m good with rope ... if we have any?

Babs!! "

What? I meant to string the raft together

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By *att71Man
over a year ago

Bristol

I xan bring the humour when we are pissed off

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Oral skills. "

I hope your not all mouth MsGivesWood?

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"Cock sucking

I'm a good receiver "

Deep throat??

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I can home brew !!

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire


"I've just fixed my Adelle CD with metal polish"

I have a hammer for fixing Adele cds!

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I'm good at hunting with little or no equipment and I can build whatever we need "

Right everyone, Pruebame is building us a village

Sunbathing time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be chief suncream rubber inner ?

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Can I be chief suncream rubber inner ?"

Can you start with me

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Erm I can charm the birds out of the trees and then we can kill them and eat them? "

You most certainly can do that Meli

Fish and poultry, we're having a feast!!!!!

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"I've just fixed my Adelle CD with metal polish"

I thought someone like you would be able to do that

Rumour has it I guess...

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By *man013Man
over a year ago

Derby


"Can I be chief suncream rubber inner ?"

Can I be the chief suncream rubber inner of the chief suncream rubber inner

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I can build stuff from other stuff ...good with hands "

Excellent, we need stuff and other stuff

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"Cock sucking

I'm a good receiver

Deep throat?? "

I'm actually a damn amazing receiver...

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I can draw faces on footballs and give them names "

*looks around aimlessly for a football*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make surf boards out of the trees and teach everyone to surf and have fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger thats me out then

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By *ictoriaathomeTV/TS
over a year ago

Huddersfield

In any way that gives you the most relief!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I have been watching a lot of Ed Stafford naked in remote places, I can fashion a skirt for everyone and maybe make a trap to catch a small mammal, so skirts and rats all round

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Cock sucking "

Just don't take too long, these men have to build stuff!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I can make shoes for the ladies using their bras ( as per Joanna Lumley did on her island) don’t worry we have coconuts!

And how about raffia skirts

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I float really well "

Ooooo we have a raft!!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I can draw faces on footballs and give them names

*looks around aimlessly for a football*"

Coconut?

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"On a bad day I can worry about our impending deaths and come up with a solution after overthinking all of them. Also, there's a lot of me so I can be the first sacrifice. "

I wouldn't mind a little nibble, but I think this conversation should be on another thread

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Cock sucking

I'm a good receiver "

First victim Lexi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can draw faces on footballs and give them names "

You’ve also watched that film too many times

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I can make shoes for the ladies using their bras ( as per Joanna Lumley did on her island) don’t worry we have coconuts!

And how about raffia skirts "

Yes to the skirts!

I'd love to see a coconut big enough to be a bra for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I be chief suncream rubber inner ?

Can you start with me "

What’s with the dos?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"

No qualms about killing things to eat - but not my fellow fabbers. "

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I'm a boy scout so your ok

Yes!! You still got the outfit? I have , I can tie knots , light fires with sticks , build shelters and ging gang with my goolies "

stop playing with those goolies, you'll go blind boy

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By *man013Man
over a year ago

Derby

I’m happy to be blown by the fine women as a way to keep them getting a decent amount of protein

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I can fish, cook and light fires.

Bit of first aid.

No qualms about killing things to eat - but not my fellow fabbers. "

Killing fabbers is forbidden, unless I say so

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I can make shoes for the ladies using their bras ( as per Joanna Lumley did on her island) don’t worry we have coconuts!

And how about raffia skirts

Yes to the skirts!

I'd love to see a coconut big enough to be a bra for me. "

Maybe have to improvise for you Meli - water melons?

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I ate a brownie once "

I wondered where mine had gone

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"I can cook

Excellent!! Looks like we're having fish for breakfast, lunch and tea "

Sorry don't do fish

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I’m an expert hugger "

Can I be first in line to test out your expertise?

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I,m really good at brushing sand off body parts "

Please be gentle

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I’m an expert hugger needed in these hard times stuck on an island"

Well said brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can swim and sing

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I can tie knots"

Oh can you now?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I've just fixed my Adelle CD with metal polish

I thought someone like you would be able to do that

Rumour has it I guess..."

*wasted*

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I’m very good at listening and following orders "

Great!!

There was this one time, at band camp......

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"Cock sucking

I'm a good receiver

Deep throat??

I'm actually a damn amazing receiver..."

I doubt you’ll be lucky enough to find out

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I've just fixed my Adelle CD with metal polish"

I worry about you sometimes. Not all the time, just sometimes

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By *man013Man
over a year ago

Derby


"I’m very good at listening and following orders

Great!!

There was this one time, at band camp......"

I’m very good at sticking flutes up pussies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can cook.

I'm very good at massages too

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I’m good with rope ... if we have any?

Babs!!

What? I meant to string the raft together "

Of course you did

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I xan bring the humour when we are pissed off"

Yes!!!

We are a miserable bunch of fookers, so it will be needed

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I,m really good at brushing sand off body parts "

Nothing like a good exfoliation

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I can home brew !! "

I you

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Can I be chief suncream rubber inner ?"

I can a que forming Nora!

Give them a quick rub and send them back to work

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Can I be chief suncream rubber inner ?

Can I be the chief suncream rubber inner of the chief suncream rubber inner"

Hey! You were listening to me talking about my band camp experience!

Don't you start telling me men can multi-task?

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I can make surf boards out of the trees and teach everyone to surf and have fun "

Amazing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can sing(badly)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *man013Man
over a year ago

Derby


"Can I be chief suncream rubber inner ?

Can I be the chief suncream rubber inner of the chief suncream rubber inner

Hey! You were listening to me talking about my band camp experience!

Don't you start telling me men can multi-task? "

Men generally can’t but I guess that is now my main skill?

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"Cock sucking

I'm a good receiver

Deep throat??

I'm actually a damn amazing receiver...

I doubt you’ll be lucky enough to find out "

I'm feeling lucky

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"Cock sucking

I'm a good receiver

Deep throat??

I'm actually a damn amazing receiver...

I doubt you’ll be lucky enough to find out

I'm feeling lucky "

I’m sure you are

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Bugger thats me out then"

Kelly, we need someone to keep an eye on the workers. These fine strapping young men are building up a sweat and could pass out at anytime!

Health and safety covered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bugger thats me out then

Kelly, we need someone to keep an eye on the workers. These fine strapping young men are building up a sweat and could pass out at anytime!

Health and safety covered "

can i perv ....i mean watch the older sexy workers please x

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"In any way that gives you the most relief! "

Moi?

I wouldn't mind a bosom for a pillow, could you find me one please?

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I'm not squeamish or afraid of roughing it. I'm good with my hands and pretty strong. Decent at preparing food. Some insight on how to treat certain injuries

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I was a girl scout though not a good one. I'm good to boost morale..love to laugh....you could always eat me if I didn't make the grade

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I have been watching a lot of Ed Stafford naked in remote places, I can fashion a skirt for everyone and maybe make a trap to catch a small mammal, so skirts and rats all round "

God your good

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

I'm good at organising.....

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I can make shoes for the ladies using their bras ( as per Joanna Lumley did on her island) don’t worry we have coconuts!

And how about raffia skirts "

But I have small boobs and size 7 feet

Don't worry I will steal your shoes

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I can draw faces on footballs and give them names

*looks around aimlessly for a football*

Coconut?"

Yes please, I am a tad thirsty

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I’m happy to be blown by the fine women as a way to keep them getting a decent amount of protein "

Ladies, form an orderly que

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I can cook

Excellent!! Looks like we're having fish for breakfast, lunch and tea

Sorry don't do fish

"

It's ok, we now have birds and small mammals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make Bra's from coco nuts

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I can swim and sing "

At the same time?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I can make shoes for the ladies using their bras ( as per Joanna Lumley did on her island) don’t worry we have coconuts!

And how about raffia skirts

But I have small boobs and size 7 feet

Don't worry I will steal your shoes "

Lol

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I’m very good at listening and following orders

Great!!

There was this one time, at band camp......

I’m very good at sticking flutes up pussies "

So am I

I'm joking ladies!!!!

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I can cook.

I'm very good at massages too "

Oooo I do have a few achy muscles

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I can sing(badly) "

Yes!! Me too

Shall we start up a band?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Will there be a waterfall? ... communal shower?

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Bugger thats me out then

Kelly, we need someone to keep an eye on the workers. These fine strapping young men are building up a sweat and could pass out at anytime!

Health and safety covered can i perv ....i mean watch the older sexy workers please x"

Of course you can

As long as you wear a hi his jacket

And nothing else

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over a year ago

With my pop culture trivia and your online moderator skills we have nothing to worry about.

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I'm not squeamish or afraid of roughing it. I'm good with my hands and pretty strong. Decent at preparing food. Some insight on how to treat certain injuries "

Chillout is the new Bear Gyrlls

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over a year ago


"Bugger thats me out then

Kelly, we need someone to keep an eye on the workers. These fine strapping young men are building up a sweat and could pass out at anytime!

Health and safety covered can i perv ....i mean watch the older sexy workers please x

Of course you can

As long as you wear a hi his jacket

And nothing else "

woohoo im being useful ....

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I was a girl scout though not a good one. I'm good to boost morale..love to laugh....you could always eat me if I didn't make the grade "

Noooooo!!!! You are not getting eaten on my watch

If you like to laugh, watch me and Cheeky sing, we're just warming up our vocals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make a cracking brew if someone can make teabags.

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I'm good at organising....."

Yes Darlo you are definately good at that!!

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By *man013Man
over a year ago

Derby


"I was a girl scout though not a good one. I'm good to boost morale..love to laugh....you could always eat me if I didn't make the grade

Noooooo!!!! You are not getting eaten on my watch

If you like to laugh, watch me and Cheeky sing, we're just warming up our vocals "

You’d stop someone from being eaten out you monster

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I can make Bra's from coco nuts "

Excellent! Can I have the smallest ones you can find please

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Will there be a waterfall? ... communal shower?"

All work and no play....Good idea DC

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over a year ago


"I can make Bra's from coco nuts

Excellent! Can I have the smallest ones you can find please "

I could use Kiwi Fruits if it would help

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"With my pop culture trivia and your online moderator skills we have nothing to worry about."

If I'm in charge we're screwed

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I was a girl scout though not a good one. I'm good to boost morale..love to laugh....you could always eat me if I didn't make the grade

Noooooo!!!! You are not getting eaten on my watch

If you like to laugh, watch me and Cheeky sing, we're just warming up our vocals "

Oooo A desert island concert with a buffet...wearing coconut bras and bra shoes...sounds awsome

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over a year ago


"I can sing(badly)

Yes!! Me too

Shall we start up a band? "

Yes woman ..what shall we call ourselves

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I can lift heavy things

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Will there be crabs?

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"I'm not squeamish or afraid of roughing it. I'm good with my hands and pretty strong. Decent at preparing food. Some insight on how to treat certain injuries

Chillout is the new Bear Gyrlls "

The new what??

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By *man013Man
over a year ago

Derby


"Will there be crabs?"

I’d hope not can we have a screening of everyone who ends up on this island before admitting them hahah

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Will there be crabs?"

Is there a GUM clinic?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I was a girl scout though not a good one. I'm good to boost morale..love to laugh....you could always eat me if I didn't make the grade

Noooooo!!!! You are not getting eaten on my watch

If you like to laugh, watch me and Cheeky sing, we're just warming up our vocals

Oooo A desert island concert with a buffet...wearing coconut bras and bra shoes...sounds awsome"

Bet it would look bloody ridiculous

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By *ave 42Man
over a year ago

pontefract

Qualified masseuse for all those tired bodies that have grafted all day

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over a year ago


"Can I be chief suncream rubber inner ?

Can you start with me

What’s with the dos?"

He dosnt know

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Will there be crabs?

I’d hope not can we have a screening of everyone who ends up on this island before admitting them hahah"

I’m meant to eat silly

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I can do a good BBQ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a boy scout so your ok

Yes!! You still got the outfit? I have , I can tie knots , light fires with sticks , build shelters and ging gang with my goolies

stop playing with those goolies, you'll go blind boy "

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I can make a cracking brew if someone can make teabags. "

I bet mines better

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I was a girl scout though not a good one. I'm good to boost morale..love to laugh....you could always eat me if I didn't make the grade

Noooooo!!!! You are not getting eaten on my watch

If you like to laugh, watch me and Cheeky sing, we're just warming up our vocals

You’d stop someone from being eaten out you monster "

I'd never stop that from happening

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I can make Bra's from coco nuts

Excellent! Can I have the smallest ones you can find please I could use Kiwi Fruits if it would help "

Yes please, the seeds should cover them nicely

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I can sing(badly)

Yes!! Me too

Shall we start up a band?

Yes woman ..what shall we call ourselves "

Nymeeky?

Or

Shit?

Either or

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over a year ago


"With my pop culture trivia and your online moderator skills we have nothing to worry about.

If I'm in charge we're screwed "

If the island is inhabited by Fabbers, who would be able to stop us from being screwed repeatedly.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I can sing(badly)

Yes!! Me too

Shall we start up a band?

Yes woman ..what shall we call ourselves

Nymeeky?

Or

Shit?

Either or "

The coconuts

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I can lift heavy things "

So I see

Go and show the boys how it's done

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By *actilemale4uMan
over a year ago

London


"Oral skills. "

Your skill will be in great demand but I'll need to check your skill before letting you loose on the island

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I was a girl scout though not a good one. I'm good to boost morale..love to laugh....you could always eat me if I didn't make the grade

Noooooo!!!! You are not getting eaten on my watch

If you like to laugh, watch me and Cheeky sing, we're just warming up our vocals

Oooo A desert island concert with a buffet...wearing coconut bras and bra shoes...sounds awsome

Bet it would look bloody ridiculous "

Oi!!!!

It's going to be Faboulous darling, Faboulous

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Qualified masseuse for all those tired bodies that have grafted all day"

Perfect

Get your oils ready, I think your going to be busy

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Will there be crabs?

I’d hope not can we have a screening of everyone who ends up on this island before admitting them hahah

I’m meant to eat silly "

CheekySurreyMale40 can we have some crabs pleeeeeeeeease

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I can do a good BBQ"

Yes!!! Everyone loves a BBQ

Any good at spit roasting?

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By *man013Man
over a year ago

Derby

We have someone to make the standard coconut bras but I prefer the higher end watermelon bra.

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By *man013Man
over a year ago

Derby


"I can do a good BBQ

Yes!!! Everyone loves a BBQ

Any good at spit roasting? "

Spit roasting I’m happy to take one end

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"With my pop culture trivia and your online moderator skills we have nothing to worry about.

If I'm in charge we're screwed

If the island is inhabited by Fabbers, who would be able to stop us from being screwed repeatedly."

Me

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

** was laughing that much following this thread burnt my friggin Jersey Royals! Pffft! **

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I can sing(badly)

Yes!! Me too

Shall we start up a band?

Yes woman ..what shall we call ourselves

Nymeeky?

Or

Shit?

Either or

The coconuts "

And what a lovely bunch they will be

Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Oral skills.

Your skill will be in great demand but I'll need to check your skill before letting you loose on the island"

Brave man, but someone's got to do it

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I can sing(badly)

Yes!! Me too

Shall we start up a band?

Yes woman ..what shall we call ourselves

Nymeeky?

Or

Shit?

Either or

The coconuts

And what a lovely bunch they will be

Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head "

** LMFAO!!!**

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I can do a good BBQ

Yes!!! Everyone loves a BBQ

Any good at spit roasting?

Spit roasting I’m happy to take one end "

Good they do get quite heavy

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"** was laughing that much following this thread burnt my friggin Jersey Royals! Pffft! **"

Oppppps

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By *man013Man
over a year ago

Derby


"I can do a good BBQ

Yes!!! Everyone loves a BBQ

Any good at spit roasting?

Spit roasting I’m happy to take one end

Good they do get quite heavy "

This rare multi tasking skill of mine is proving rather effective

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By *actilemale4uMan
over a year ago

London


"Oral skills.

Your skill will be in great demand but I'll need to check your skill before letting you loose on the island

Brave man, but someone's got to do it

Gotta do my bit for the island"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hubby is a captain and has his own boat..(least that's what he tells me when he heads off for a week in his oilskins )

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"** was laughing that much following this thread burnt my friggin Jersey Royals! Pffft! **"

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I can turn my hand to most things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can help with the mind if you get depressed

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley


"I can draw faces on footballs and give them names

*looks around aimlessly for a football*

Coconut?"

I've drawn faces on all the coconuts ... these are the same ones to be used as bras... if anyone needs any touch ups I'll be there ... there will be a lot of smiling faces wondering around

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley

Any other jobs I can do

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I can do a good BBQ

Yes!!! Everyone loves a BBQ

Any good at spit roasting?

Spit roasting I’m happy to take one end

Good they do get quite heavy

This rare multi tasking skill of mine is proving rather effective"

It is indeed, whatever would we do without you?

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"hubby is a captain and has his own boat..(least that's what he tells me when he heads off for a week in his oilskins )"

Do you know what im thinking?

Boat party!!!! Wooohooooooo

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I can turn my hand to most things "

I bet you can

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By *man013Man
over a year ago

Derby


"I can do a good BBQ

Yes!!! Everyone loves a BBQ

Any good at spit roasting?

Spit roasting I’m happy to take one end

Good they do get quite heavy

This rare multi tasking skill of mine is proving rather effective

It is indeed, whatever would we do without you? "

Run out of protein, have no flutes, nobody to boss around and struggle with having a spit roast haha.

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I can help with the mind if you get depressed "

Thank you, that is always appreciated

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