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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That people always come and sit close to me with their stinky food - and assume I want to talk to their kids

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"That people always come and sit close to me with their stinky food - and assume I want to talk to their kids "
Probably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That people always come and sit close to me with their stinky food - and assume I want to talk to their kids Probably "

Maybe

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Oi! 44 isn't old!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi! 44 isn't old!!! "

Well it's not young

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That people always come and sit close to me with their stinky food - and assume I want to talk to their kids "
well I would definitely sit next to you! Gorgeous x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That people always come and sit close to me with their stinky food - and assume I want to talk to their kids Probably "

It is isn't it!

People assume I want to have polite convo too.

I really don't.

I'm going to have to start scowling and muttering under my breath so everyone gets the fuck away from me!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’m dreading reaching your age

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own


"That people always come and sit close to me with their stinky food - and assume I want to talk to their kids Probably

It is isn't it!

People assume I want to have polite convo too.

I really don't.

I'm going to have to start scowling and muttering under my breath so everyone gets the fuck away from me!

"

That's what I've always liked about you, you're such a people person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fook off 44 aint old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi! 44 isn't old!!!

Well it's not young "

Good observation skills

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"That people always come and sit close to me with their stinky food - and assume I want to talk to their kids Probably

It is isn't it!

People assume I want to have polite convo too.

I really don't.

I'm going to have to start scowling and muttering under my breath so everyone gets the fuck away from me!

"
If I'm ever on the same bus as you we'll try it out . You can swear at me to your hearts content

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That people always come and sit close to me with their stinky food - and assume I want to talk to their kids Probably

It is isn't it!

People assume I want to have polite convo too.

I really don't.

I'm going to have to start scowling and muttering under my breath so everyone gets the fuck away from me!

"

You should do that, you obviously look very approachable. I hate the forced conversations too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That people always come and sit close to me with their stinky food - and assume I want to talk to their kids Probably

It is isn't it!

People assume I want to have polite convo too.

I really don't.

I'm going to have to start scowling and muttering under my breath so everyone gets the fuck away from me!

That's what I've always liked about you, you're such a people person "

I don't discriminate I hate everyone equally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great

So I’m fat and very old now

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Or because you don't look like a nutter, and have a sexy smile?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Great

So I’m fat and very old now "

- but I'm sure you're much friendlier than me.

And there is no evidence if this fat you speak of

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Great

So I’m fat and very old now "
You're not fat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Or because you don't look like a nutter, and have a sexy smile?"

People are bad judges of character- I'm definitely insane

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m dreading reaching your age "

Shut it you!

When the clock strikes midnight on your 44th birthday you will instantly become curmudgeonly

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"Or because you don't look like a nutter, and have a sexy smile?

People are bad judges of character- I'm definitely insane "

Aren't we all a little bit insane on here

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Or because you don't look like a nutter, and have a sexy smile?

People are bad judges of character- I'm definitely insane

Aren't we all a little bit insane on here "
Speak for yourself . I'm completely sane in every way

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I’m dreading reaching your age

Shut it you!

When the clock strikes midnight on your 44th birthday you will instantly become curmudgeonly "

Not long left to go then before I turn into Victor Meldrew

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I’m dreading reaching your age

Shut it you!

When the clock strikes midnight on your 44th birthday you will instantly become curmudgeonly

Not long left to go then before I turn into Victor Meldrew "
Nothing wrong with that . Hes my hero

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

You don’t look intimidating enough, you’re hiding your anger too well.

As an opener, when someone comes to sit next to you just bark at them like a maniac dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great

So I’m fat and very old now

- but I'm sure you're much friendlier than me.

And there is no evidence if this fat you speak of "

Hidden well my lovely .... like under my clothes

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I’m dreading reaching your age

Shut it you!

When the clock strikes midnight on your 44th birthday you will instantly become curmudgeonly

Not long left to go then before I turn into Victor Meldrew Nothing wrong with that . Hes my hero "

Now I could say ‘I don’t believe it’ but that would be way too corny

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I’m dreading reaching your age

Shut it you!

When the clock strikes midnight on your 44th birthday you will instantly become curmudgeonly

Not long left to go then before I turn into Victor Meldrew Nothing wrong with that . Hes my hero

Now I could say ‘I don’t believe it’ but that would be way too corny "
I nearly did

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"Or because you don't look like a nutter, and have a sexy smile?

People are bad judges of character- I'm definitely insane

Aren't we all a little bit insane on here Speak for yourself . I'm completely sane in every way "

You got a certificate to prove it?

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"That people always come and sit close to me with their stinky food - and assume I want to talk to their kids "
. You just need to start smelling of wee, that’ll keep the feckers away you’re welcome

Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi! 44 isn't old!!!

Well it's not young

Good observation skills "

Great pecs I mean digits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually suddenly develop a very bad cough, spluttering and hacking everywhere followed by 'I'm so sorry, bad chest infection the antibiotics aren't working'

2.15pm train, Blackpool to Preston last week..worked like a charm x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Or because you don't look like a nutter, and have a sexy smile?

People are bad judges of character- I'm definitely insane

Aren't we all a little bit insane on here Speak for yourself . I'm completely sane in every way

You got a certificate to prove it? "
Fuckadoodledoo Wankmuffins .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or because you don't look like a nutter, and have a sexy smile?

People are bad judges of character- I'm definitely insane

Aren't we all a little bit insane on here Speak for yourself . I'm completely sane in every way "

That’s not true, you’re definitely mad x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to practice your resting bitch face, doesn’t completely stop them though x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That people always come and sit close to me with their stinky food - and assume I want to talk to their kids "

You're not fat but this made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That people always come and sit close to me with their stinky food - and assume I want to talk to their kids . You just need to start smelling of wee, that’ll keep the feckers away you’re welcome

Mrs blue eyes "

Hahaha

Good plan!

I nearly did as the toilets at the train station were out of order!

I had to cross my legs until I got on the train

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Now I'm being frozen to death by the aircon

I'm going to see a mate Oop Noorf

And she treated me to a first class ticket - its lovely and peaceful and spacious and have been around with snacks and drinks and stuff- BUT ITS BLOODY FREEZING

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"That people always come and sit close to me with their stinky food - and assume I want to talk to their kids . You just need to start smelling of wee, that’ll keep the feckers away you’re welcome

Mrs blue eyes

Hahaha

Good plan!

I nearly did as the toilets at the train station were out of order!

I had to cross my legs until I got on the train

"
. Ahhhhh I profess you’re not as old as old you claim then dear lady, any normal old lady would have been stood in a puddle in a matter of minutes, unless of course TENA are your friend

Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That people always come and sit close to me with their stinky food - and assume I want to talk to their kids "

wow you

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"I’m dreading reaching your age "

I struggle to recall it..

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Or because you don't look like a nutter, and have a sexy smile?

People are bad judges of character- I'm definitely insane

Aren't we all a little bit insane on here Speak for yourself . I'm completely sane in every way

That’s not true, you’re definitely mad x "
Oi

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I wish I was only your age.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Now I'm being frozen to death by the aircon

I'm going to see a mate Oop Noorf

And she treated me to a first class ticket - its lovely and peaceful and spacious and have been around with snacks and drinks and stuff- BUT ITS BLOODY FREEZING

"

Set fire to the seat opposite. It’s great for warmth and sends a pretty clear message to your fellow passengers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That people always come and sit close to me with their stinky food - and assume I want to talk to their kids . You just need to start smelling of wee, that’ll keep the feckers away you’re welcome

Mrs blue eyes

Hahaha

Good plan!

I nearly did as the toilets at the train station were out of order!

I had to cross my legs until I got on the train

. Ahhhhh I profess you’re not as old as old you claim then dear lady, any normal old lady would have been stood in a puddle in a matter of minutes, unless of course TENA are your friend

Mrs blue eyes "

I might start wearing Tena lady on the outside of my clothes and then rip tgem off and start waving them at people if they approach

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

You need to do the opposite.

Look smiley and friendly and as if you're up for company and conversation. Folk will avoid the gregarious nutter like the plague.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Now I'm being frozen to death by the aircon

I'm going to see a mate Oop Noorf

And she treated me to a first class ticket - its lovely and peaceful and spacious and have been around with snacks and drinks and stuff- BUT ITS BLOODY FREEZING

"
You really are on one today ain't ya

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"That people always come and sit close to me with their stinky food - and assume I want to talk to their kids . You just need to start smelling of wee, that’ll keep the feckers away you’re welcome

Mrs blue eyes

Hahaha

Good plan!

I nearly did as the toilets at the train station were out of order!

I had to cross my legs until I got on the train

. Ahhhhh I profess you’re not as old as old you claim then dear lady, any normal old lady would have been stood in a puddle in a matter of minutes, unless of course TENA are your friend

Mrs blue eyes

I might start wearing Tena lady on the outside of my clothes and then rip tgem off and start waving them at people if they approach "
. Now this is a perfect old lady plan you are now definitely officially in ya old lady club

Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Now I'm being frozen to death by the aircon

I'm going to see a mate Oop Noorf

And she treated me to a first class ticket - its lovely and peaceful and spacious and have been around with snacks and drinks and stuff- BUT ITS BLOODY FREEZING

You really are on one today ain't ya "

Yes well I'm trapped on this train for 2 hours!

It's bloody freezing!

They had better come around with booze soon - it's the only way to warm up!

Bastards

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Now I'm being frozen to death by the aircon

I'm going to see a mate Oop Noorf

And she treated me to a first class ticket - its lovely and peaceful and spacious and have been around with snacks and drinks and stuff- BUT ITS BLOODY FREEZING

You really are on one today ain't ya

Yes well I'm trapped on this train for 2 hours!

It's bloody freezing!

They had better come around with booze soon - it's the only way to warm up!

Bastards "
Just talk bollocks to me , I dont mind

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I think it's because you give off this very warm, friendly, approachable come-and-talk-to-me-or-sit-near-me-and-I-won't-judge-you-vibe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think it's because you give off this very warm, friendly, approachable come-and-talk-to-me-or-sit-near-me-and-I-won't-judge-you-vibe. "

Shut it you

It's a good job I've got a brunch G+T or we might fall out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Now I'm being frozen to death by the aircon

I'm going to see a mate Oop Noorf

And she treated me to a first class ticket - its lovely and peaceful and spacious and have been around with snacks and drinks and stuff- BUT ITS BLOODY FREEZING

Set fire to the seat opposite. It’s great for warmth and sends a pretty clear message to your fellow passengers "

I might have to - my nose is going to fall off

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By *ddit...Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)


"That people always come and sit close to me with their stinky food - and assume I want to talk to their kids "

You're not old... I have to say that... we're the same age

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I'm a right to the point type of person. I'll just say what do you want, they soon disappear.

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