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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

STOP THE WORLD STOP THE WORLD I AM HAVING A MOAN ABOUT GETTING MEETS

Ok ok so I have only had like 6 people look at my profile in the last 12hrs folks.

What am I doing wrong as no one seems to want to meet me today. Is it cos I got up and had toast instead of full monty?. Is it cos I did not tie a yellow ribbon to next doors lamp post last night?. Is it cos is it cos is it cos.

Is it cos im bored .com and so starting off this thread for a laugh in a kind of if ya cant beat the moaners then join um?? haha

Is it cos the marshans have landed in Wigan on the Hienz car park. Due to a miss understanding and lack of tickle tackle have been put straight to work on 6-2shift. Being docked an hour for being late???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very odd

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

It's the check shirts.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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It's Thursday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

toast ffs well what did you expect seriously?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Martians have landed in Wigan?

How can you tell the difference?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a terrible long winded profile!

And check shirts really?

And sorry i had to check out your profile to see if you were genuine! But your not, lol!

Ps can i have a go in your Aston Martin pretty please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What a terrible long winded profile!

And check shirts really?

And sorry i had to check out your profile to see if you were genuine! But your not, lol!

Ps can i have a go in your Aston Martin pretty please "

Yeah course you can no problem. It is in the shop at the moment tho for service.

Tell you what you would be doing me a huge favour if you call in and collect it for me yeah.

Just tell the man Timbers sent ya and Roberts your fathers brother

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By *ooseLipsWoman
over a year ago

Durham-ish

According to your verifications you've had 5 meets this year

Can't see what ya problem is

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"According to your verifications you've had 5 meets this year

Can't see what ya problem is "

AND WE HAVE A WINNER FOLKS!!!!!!!!

hahaha I knew I would reel some one in with this thread haha.

There is always one that takes it serious and goes all I dont see what your problem is lol.

I was having a laugh m8 out of being bored.com

I am not a regular regular in here but am in and out oftern enough for people to no I like to have a laugh on here.

Thanx for your kind concern tho yeah.

Fancy a fuck? xx

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Haha well played that man

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The Martians have landed in Wigan?

How can you tell the difference?

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Theres a guy works down the chip shop swears hes Elvis. Hmmm well hes a liar and im not sure about you!.

Hurry up and get over here your comrades from the mother ship are waiting for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Martians have landed in Wigan?

How can you tell the difference?

Theres a guy works down the chip shop swears hes Elvis. Hmmm well hes a liar and im not sure about you!.

Hurry up and get over here your comrades from the mother ship are waiting for you"

Nanu Nanu.

Shazbot, I'm going to be late for my pickup!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The Martians have landed in Wigan?

How can you tell the difference?

Theres a guy works down the chip shop swears hes Elvis. Hmmm well hes a liar and im not sure about you!.

Hurry up and get over here your comrades from the mother ship are waiting for you

Nanu Nanu.

Shazbot, I'm going to be late for my pickup!"

haha have a good day m8 yeah speak soon.

Mork out!

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