FabSwingers.com forum: If I was a banana

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How would you eat me ?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Peel it, eat it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skin you and chop you into pieces.

Incidentally if I was an axe murderer..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a dog eating hot chips

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Cut you into chunks and blend you into a smoothie.

This reads really creepily.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cut you into chunks and blend you into a smoothie.

This reads really creepily."

Only if you’re a banana

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Like a dog eating hot chips "

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Banana Boat dessert style

I'd cover you in ice cream, chocolate, and marshmallows, before devouring every delicious mouthful...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Banana Boat dessert style

I'd cover you in ice cream, chocolate, and marshmallows, before devouring every delicious mouthful..."

Oh sounds delicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I am at home if peel it and eat it as mentioned above but if I am.in public I'd peel it and cut into chucks with my hand. I don't want to give men some hard on!

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I wouldn’t, I can’t stand bananas

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

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"I wouldn’t, I can’t stand bananas "

How about my banana Lexi?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd freeze you inside a hollowed out orange, like classy dessert in a fine eatery....

Stick a waffle in, sprinkle you in hundreds and thousands and use a long handled spoon....

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"I wouldn’t, I can’t stand bananas

How about my banana Lexi?

I don’t like bananas...... cucumber maybe?

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"I'd freeze you inside a hollowed out orange, like classy dessert in a fine eatery....

Stick a waffle in, sprinkle you in hundreds and thousands and use a long handled spoon....

Gross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won't comment any further, I don't find this topic very appealing

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I'd freeze you inside a hollowed out orange, like classy dessert in a fine eatery....

Stick a waffle in, sprinkle you in hundreds and thousands and use a long handled spoon....

Oi! Stop trying to outdo my more basic banana boat dessert!

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"How would you eat me ? "
slice you up smother you in alpro chocolate desert and some hazelnut pieces

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By *effrey45Man
over a year ago

Lytham

Flambé you in rum

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By *londiniMan
over a year ago

Norhern Costa Blanca, Spain

When I saw the thread title before clicking in to see what it was about,my first immediate thought was 'Avalon Kassanni'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mash you into my porridge or muller rice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn’t, I can’t stand bananas

How about my banana Lexi?

I don’t like bananas...... cucumber maybe? "

It's all fruit....

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"I wouldn’t, I can’t stand bananas

How about my banana Lexi?

I don’t like bananas...... cucumber maybe?

It's all fruit.... "

I don’t like squishy things..... harder the better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno but I’d eat you for breakfast OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd freeze you inside a hollowed out orange, like classy dessert in a fine eatery....

Stick a waffle in, sprinkle you in hundreds and thousands and use a long handled spoon....

Oi! Stop trying to outdo my more basic banana boat dessert!

Saff did actually threaten to make a sorbet in a frozen fruit for me recently when I was up. Ended up shagging instead.... Can't complain....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dunno but I’d eat you for breakfast OP

Why not for lunch or dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn’t, I can’t stand bananas

How about my banana Lexi?

I don’t like bananas...... cucumber maybe?

It's all fruit....

I don’t like squishy things..... harder the better

Not being funny but I've seen a video of a slightly squishy thing penetrating you....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wouldn’t, I can’t stand bananas

How about my banana Lexi?

I don’t like bananas...... cucumber maybe?

It's all fruit....

I don’t like squishy things..... harder the better

Not being funny but I've seen a video of a slightly squishy thing penetrating you....

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

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"I wouldn’t, I can’t stand bananas

How about my banana Lexi?

I don’t like bananas...... cucumber maybe?

It's all fruit....

I don’t like squishy things..... harder the better

Not being funny but I've seen a video of a slightly squishy thing penetrating you....

Is it on YouTube?

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I'd freeze you inside a hollowed out orange, like classy dessert in a fine eatery....

Stick a waffle in, sprinkle you in hundreds and thousands and use a long handled spoon....

Oi! Stop trying to outdo my more basic banana boat dessert!

Saff did actually threaten to make a sorbet in a frozen fruit for me recently when I was up. Ended up shagging instead.... Can't complain...."

I'd suggest definitely the better of the two options...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dunno but I’d eat you for breakfast OP

Why not for lunch or dinner

That would be 3 of my 5 a day - I guess that would work

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dunno but I’d eat you for breakfast OP

Why not for lunch or dinner

That would be 3 of my 5 a day - I guess that would work

Oh clever boy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mash you into my porridge or muller rice

Yulk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn’t

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd freeze you inside a hollowed out orange, like classy dessert in a fine eatery....

Stick a waffle in, sprinkle you in hundreds and thousands and use a long handled spoon....

Deal

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"I wouldn’t, I can’t stand bananas

How about my banana Lexi?

I don’t like bananas...... cucumber maybe?

It's all fruit....

I don’t like squishy things..... harder the better

Not being funny but I've seen a video of a slightly squishy thing penetrating you....

Oh my fucking god!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd barbecue you in tin foil with marshmallows and chocolate chips!

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

Any ever try banana and peanuts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wouldn’t, I can’t stand bananas

How about my banana Lexi?

I don’t like bananas...... cucumber maybe?

It's all fruit....

I don’t like squishy things..... harder the better

Not being funny but I've seen a video of a slightly squishy thing penetrating you....

Oh my fucking god!!!! "

Don't leave us hanging

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I'd chuck you in the bin

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I wouldn't...I don't like bananas...unless they are chopped up and dried

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't id give you to my friend she likes them more than me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wouldn't id give you to my friend she likes them more than me"

Oh how nice. Sharing is caring after all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sliced, smothered in peanut butter sandwiched between nutty bread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd chuck you in the bin"

I've been put in worse places

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With my username I guess the method isn't important, just the fact people like banana

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With my username I guess the method isn't important, just the fact people like banana

Just so you know I love bananas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With my username I guess the method isn't important, just the fact people like banana

Just so you know I love bananas

And how would you like to take it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinly sliced and wedged into a sandwich.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thinly sliced and wedged into a sandwich. "

I quite like a banana sandwich

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I got no choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No it interferes with my BP medication

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had an interesting encounter with a banana this lunchtime.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

"How would you eat me ? "

In tin foil, with slices of chocolate inserted. Then roasted on BBQ

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

With custard

Nom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always peel from the bottom...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With my username I guess the method isn't important, just the fact people like banana

Just so you know I love bananas

And how would you like to take it

Slowly at first. I like to lick the tip to get the flavour before letting my lips slide down over it and gobbling it all up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With my username I guess the method isn't important, just the fact people like banana

Just so you know I love bananas

And how would you like to take it

Slowly at first. I like to lick the tip to get the flavour before letting my lips slide down over it and gobbling it all up."

Clearly like it with cream

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With my username I guess the method isn't important, just the fact people like banana

Just so you know I love bananas

And how would you like to take it

Slowly at first. I like to lick the tip to get the flavour before letting my lips slide down over it and gobbling it all up.

Clearly like it with cream

Cream is always a plus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How would you eat me ? "

Your round the bend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Monkeys open bananas and eat them sideways

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Monkeys open bananas and eat them sideways"

Interesting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wouldn't...I don't like bananas...unless they are chopped up and dried

Does it taste different ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any ever try banana and peanuts"

Nope

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By *.A.MGUY55Man
over a year ago

Rochdale

"Cut you into chunks and blend you into a smoothie.

This reads really creepily."

Love this made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How would you eat me ? "
eat a banana that can operate a smartphone? Fuck that. I'm taking you on tour and making a bloody fortune!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"How would you eat me ? "
with custard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn’t, I can’t stand bananas

How about my banana Lexi?

I don’t like bananas...... cucumber maybe?

It's all fruit....

I don’t like squishy things..... harder the better

Not being funny but I've seen a video of a slightly squishy thing penetrating you....

Oh my fucking god!!!! "

Thats what I said when you showed me.....

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"I wouldn’t, I can’t stand bananas

How about my banana Lexi?

I don’t like bananas...... cucumber maybe?

It's all fruit....

I don’t like squishy things..... harder the better

Not being funny but I've seen a video of a slightly squishy thing penetrating you....

Oh my fucking god!!!!

Thats what I said when you showed me.....

Nob head!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn’t, I can’t stand bananas

How about my banana Lexi?

I don’t like bananas...... cucumber maybe?

It's all fruit....

I don’t like squishy things..... harder the better

Not being funny but I've seen a video of a slightly squishy thing penetrating you....

Oh my fucking god!!!!

Thats what I said when you showed me.....

Nob head!!!

You love me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold on. Does the banana conform to regulations. Is it comparable to a cucumber? What is the curvature? Does it have to have a certain straightness?

There could be problems over colour? It starts out green, then yellow, then brown, then black, but inside stays white. What is going on there? I smell a conspiracy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How would you eat me ? eat a banana that can operate a smartphone? Fuck that. I'm taking you on tour and making a bloody fortune!"

Good answer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hold on. Does the banana conform to regulations. Is it comparable to a cucumber? What is the curvature? Does it have to have a certain straightness?

There could be problems over colour? It starts out green, then yellow, then brown, then black, but inside stays white. What is going on there? I smell a conspiracy."

Gave me a giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like a banana this week.

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

I'd just open you up and nibble away

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By *Marvel-Man
over a year ago

In The Gym

What colour of banana would you be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How would you eat me ? "

Blend you into a smoothie with whipped cream on top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How would you eat me ? "

Slice into pieces and dry them out. Save them for later.

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

Come on banana lovers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer a pair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’d be my safe word

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

I guess no banana lovers here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel like a banana this week."

Why is that?

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By *j.NewtonMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Id love to peel and eat you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Id love to peel and eat you "

Sounds delightful

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