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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Yet another product with slick advertising to make women feel they will lose their man (the way it's written suggests you're trying to keep a man).

What's wrong with the good old, utterly unnecessary, pineapple juice?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Is it just pineapple juice? Pineapple contains enzymes that will cook your flesh.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Is it just pineapple juice? Pineapple contains enzymes that will cook your flesh."

This is a tablet that is being marketed to make women's vulvas taste nice for their men and stop them straying to another vulva.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it just pineapple juice? Pineapple contains enzymes that will cook your flesh.

This is a tablet that is being marketed to make women's vulvas taste nice for their men and stop them straying to another vulva.

"

Oh purleeeze! You jest?

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By *c1989Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

"Secretion sweetener" just makes it sound all the more alluring doesn't it.

I wonder how the product was tested... hmmmm

But whatever next eh. Never needed vagina products of any kind myself. Like you say, OP utterly unnecessary.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Is it just pineapple juice? Pineapple contains enzymes that will cook your flesh.

This is a tablet that is being marketed to make women's vulvas taste nice for their men and stop them straying to another vulva.

Oh purleeeze! You jest?"

I wish.

Half-clad women 'quoted' as using it to provide a delicious taste for their men to keep them coming (and cumming, one assumes) back.

Look up the ads.

This, and the Japenese high heels story, has made me a tad tetchy this week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just thankful B likes trout

P

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


""Secretion sweetener" just makes it sound all the more alluring doesn't it.

I wonder how the product was tested... hmmmm

But whatever next eh. Never needed vagina products of any kind myself. Like you say, OP utterly unnecessary.

"

I placed an order as soon as I saw the blurb.

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester


"Yet another product with slick advertising to make women feel they will lose their man (the way it's written suggests you're trying to keep a man).

What's wrong with the good old, utterly unnecessary, pineapple juice?

"

Yes, I saw this. Only £24 a jar ladies! Absolutely ridiculous product aimed at giving you another paranoia you didn't want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Secretion sweetener" just makes it sound all the more alluring doesn't it.

I wonder how the product was tested... hmmmm

But whatever next eh. Never needed vagina products of any kind myself. Like you say, OP utterly unnecessary.

"

Testing was quite challenging but I’m glad they didn’t go for the grilled sardines flavour in the end.

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I'm just thankful B likes trout

P"

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


""Secretion sweetener" just makes it sound all the more alluring doesn't it.

I wonder how the product was tested... hmmmm

But whatever next eh. Never needed vagina products of any kind myself. Like you say, OP utterly unnecessary.

Testing was quite challenging but I’m glad they didn’t go for the grilled sardines flavour in the end."

Grilled sardines taste awesome! The snell is another matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yet another product with slick advertising to make women feel they will lose their man (the way it's written suggests you're trying to keep a man).

What's wrong with the good old, utterly unnecessary, pineapple juice?

Yes, I saw this. Only £24 a jar ladies! Absolutely ridiculous product aimed at giving you another paranoia you didn't want."

Only! I'll have to cash in all my birthdays and xmases to relieve the paranoia about Betty the sweaty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Secretion sweetener" just makes it sound all the more alluring doesn't it.

I wonder how the product was tested... hmmmm

But whatever next eh. Never needed vagina products of any kind myself. Like you say, OP utterly unnecessary.

Testing was quite challenging but I’m glad they didn’t go for the grilled sardines flavour in the end.

Grilled sardines taste awesome! The snell is another matter "

You can have my share!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They've had a similar product on the market aimed at men for a while, predominantly aimed at gay guys. Obviously straight men couldn't give a damn if their cum tastes nice for their female partners...

Tea

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


""Secretion sweetener" just makes it sound all the more alluring doesn't it.

I wonder how the product was tested... hmmmm

But whatever next eh. Never needed vagina products of any kind myself. Like you say, OP utterly unnecessary.

Testing was quite challenging but I’m glad they didn’t go for the grilled sardines flavour in the end."

I so glad the product was thoroughly tested. It's just unfortunate that one of the side effects appears to be a loss of self-worth and pride.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"They've had a similar product on the market aimed at men for a while, predominantly aimed at gay guys. Obviously straight men couldn't give a damn if their cum tastes nice for their female partners...

Tea"

The 'butch' marketing for straight men can only be a waiting for the Christmas market... when women will buy it for them.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

My wife used to use it, it made her vagina taste like a jamaican gent had cum inside her... which was nice! Never did find out where she bought the tablets from...

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"My wife used to use it, it made her vagina taste like a jamaican gent had cum inside her... which was nice! Never did find out where she bought the tablets from..."

That seems a very specific flavour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about lesbians. No such thing.

Women really need to pay more attention to what the menfolk want. Thank goodness for Donald Trump and his followers.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"What about lesbians. No such thing.

Women really need to pay more attention to what the menfolk want. Thank goodness for Donald Trump and his followers. "

They might do a Pride Month labelled version for the lesbians.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

we did this last week. I wont be buying it i taste just fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surprised theres jot been any men offering to taste test a woman to see if they need it.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"we did this last week. I wont be buying it i taste just fine"

Sorry, I didn't see it.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"we did this last week. I wont be buying it i taste just fine

Sorry, I didn't see it.

"
no need to apologise. I think its a ridiculous invention

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

oh and someone said to me a womans taste is like a beautiful finger print

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By *c1989Woman
over a year ago

Manchester


""Secretion sweetener" just makes it sound all the more alluring doesn't it.

I wonder how the product was tested... hmmmm

But whatever next eh. Never needed vagina products of any kind myself. Like you say, OP utterly unnecessary.

Testing was quite challenging but I’m glad they didn’t go for the grilled sardines flavour in the end.

I so glad the product was thoroughly tested. It's just unfortunate that one of the side effects appears to be a loss of self-worth and pride."

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"oh and someone said to me a womans taste is like a beautiful finger print"

I like that we are unique as our own flavours and what we eat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surprised theres jot been any men offering to taste test a woman to see if they need it. "

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

If she doesn’t taste of salted caramel cheesecake, I’m not going there.

Having said that, if she does taste of salted caramel cheesecake I should probably get the hell out of there

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