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Last time you accidentally hurt yourself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

10 minutes ago , not paying attention, I fired a staple into my index finger. It went so far in I had to use pliers to pull it out. Hurt like a bastard too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

During sexy times on Monday.

Flung my leg over him to straddle him and ended up with cramp in my left butt cheek. Then the day after the muscles in my arms were aching after I propped myself up on them when we were kissing. Got off easily where injuries are concerned.

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

I injure myself on an almost daily basis. From welding sparks and slag burns to whacking myself with hammers or walking into bits of steel at head, hip or shin height. P's surprised I ever make it home sometimes.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Well I'm just a clumsy fuck, so if I'm not stabbing myself with scalpels I'm walking into shit.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

16th March! Slipped on the patio and thought my elbow was broken which would off been tragic as I went off to France skiing later in the day. Would of looked a right numpty with my arm in a cast before I’d even got chance to clip my skis on!!!!!

Thankfully it wasn’t (suspect there’s a hairline fracture still lurking tho) it was black and blue for a few days ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Achilles!!

Don’t know how I’ve done it , but it’s strained

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so clumsy it's just normal for me. I banged my head on a kitchen cupboard door earlier today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This morning smashed a glass and cut all my hand

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"This morning smashed a glass and cut all my hand "
aw come let me rub you all better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This morning smashed a glass and cut all my hand aw come let me rub you all better "

I hurt my boobs too

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"This morning smashed a glass and cut all my hand aw come let me rub you all better

I hurt my boobs too "

Don't worry I will just rub your whole body with my tongue don't want any part of you feeling left out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This morning smashed a glass and cut all my hand aw come let me rub you all better

I hurt my boobs too

Don't worry I will just rub your whole body with my tongue don't want any part of you feeling left out "

My hands all bloody and manky though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a habit of stubbing my toe on things and banging my bonce on low beams, ceilings and door frames. You’d think all those bangs on the head would have knocked some sense into me.

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