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A nurse has warned women of thedangers that can occur if you resort to drastic measures

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

According to a nurse from Seattle, two young women, aged 19 and 23, have been admitted to the hospital where she works this week after they attempted to vacuum their period.

The woman revealed all in a viral post on Twitter which has since been made private.

She wrote: "Ladies... Please stop using your vacuum hose to end your period early. You're gonna wind up sucking out a lot more than blood!

"There were two cases of this so far this week and both women had to be admitted. Just STOP!"

Mrscxxx

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By *c1989Woman
over a year ago

Manchester


"According to a nurse from Seattle, two young women, aged 19 and 23, have been admitted to the hospital where she works this week after they attempted to vacuum their period.

The woman revealed all in a viral post on Twitter which has since been made private.

She wrote: "Ladies... Please stop using your vacuum hose to end your period early. You're gonna wind up sucking out a lot more than blood!

"There were two cases of this so far this week and both women had to be admitted. Just STOP!"

Mrscxxx "

Say what? Vacuuming my nether regions would never even cross my mind.

I mean, I know people used to use the iron on their hair but...

I must read this story...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"According to a nurse from Seattle, two young women, aged 19 and 23, have been admitted to the hospital where she works this week after they attempted to vacuum their period.

The woman revealed all in a viral post on Twitter which has since been made private.

She wrote: "Ladies... Please stop using your vacuum hose to end your period early. You're gonna wind up sucking out a lot more than blood!

"There were two cases of this so far this week and both women had to be admitted. Just STOP!"

Mrscxxx "

You're a wee ray of sunshine today

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"According to a nurse from Seattle, two young women, aged 19 and 23, have been admitted to the hospital where she works this week after they attempted to vacuum their period.

The woman revealed all in a viral post on Twitter which has since been made private.

She wrote: "Ladies... Please stop using your vacuum hose to end your period early. You're gonna wind up sucking out a lot more than blood!

"There were two cases of this so far this week and both women had to be admitted. Just STOP!"

Mrscxxx

You're a wee ray of sunshine today "
stories I’ve nicked of face book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good old Henry the hoover, gets more action than the rest of us hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"According to a nurse from Seattle, two young women, aged 19 and 23, have been admitted to the hospital where she works this week after they attempted to vacuum their period.

The woman revealed all in a viral post on Twitter which has since been made private.

She wrote: "Ladies... Please stop using your vacuum hose to end your period early. You're gonna wind up sucking out a lot more than blood!

"There were two cases of this so far this week and both women had to be admitted. Just STOP!"

Mrscxxx

You're a wee ray of sunshine today stories I’ve nicked of face book "

oh they must be true then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a shark vacuum ... it's very powerful

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By *c1989Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

Wow. I really have read it all now..

We ladies have also been warned against inserting lush bath bombs for pleasure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wow. I really have read it all now..

We ladies have also been warned against inserting lush bath bombs for pleasure "

Have you heard the one about bee hives and wasp nests?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"According to a nurse from Seattle, two young women, aged 19 and 23, have been admitted to the hospital where she works this week after they attempted to vacuum their period.

The woman revealed all in a viral post on Twitter which has since been made private.

She wrote: "Ladies... Please stop using your vacuum hose to end your period early. You're gonna wind up sucking out a lot more than blood!

"There were two cases of this so far this week and both women had to be admitted. Just STOP!"

Mrscxxx

You're a wee ray of sunshine today stories I’ve nicked of face book

oh they must be true then lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow. I really have read it all now..

We ladies have also been warned against inserting lush bath bombs for pleasure

Have you heard the one about bee hives and wasp nests?"
I guess women really can shove anything up there

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By *c1989Woman
over a year ago

Manchester


"Wow. I really have read it all now..

We ladies have also been warned against inserting lush bath bombs for pleasure "

No I haven't, but it sounds like a joke that has a great punchline.

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By *c1989Woman
over a year ago

Manchester


"Wow. I really have read it all now..

We ladies have also been warned against inserting lush bath bombs for pleasure

Have you heard the one about bee hives and wasp nests?"

Quoted wrong message lol

No I haven't, but it sounds like a joke that has a great punchline...

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By *nderIwonder.Man
over a year ago

2nd City

this never happened it probably started on 4chan a website where all these stories originate.

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By *nderIwonder.Man
over a year ago

2nd City

[Removed by poster at 07/06/19 15:38:43]

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By *nderIwonder.Man
over a year ago

2nd City


"Wow. I really have read it all now..

We ladies have also been warned against inserting lush bath bombs for pleasure

Have you heard the one about bee hives and wasp nests?

Quoted wrong message lol

No I haven't, but it sounds like a joke that has a great punchline..."

I read about the 1 where the woman thought it would be a good idea to masturbate with a live lobster. the story has a gruesome twist look it up before you get any ideas

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy


"Wow. I really have read it all now..

We ladies have also been warned against inserting lush bath bombs for pleasure

Have you heard the one about bee hives and wasp nests?

Quoted wrong message lol

No I haven't, but it sounds like a joke that has a great punchline...

I read about the 1 where the woman thought it would be a good idea to masturbate with a live lobster. the story has a gruesome twist look it up before you get any ideas

"

This sounds like a Sunday sport headline

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's probably because of Brexit. Or Donald Trump. Hope they at least use a wet'n'dry vac

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Human brains are shrinking. Good news for the planet. Less so for the stupid human.

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By *c1989Woman
over a year ago

Manchester


"Wow. I really have read it all now..

We ladies have also been warned against inserting lush bath bombs for pleasure

Have you heard the one about bee hives and wasp nests?

Quoted wrong message lol

No I haven't, but it sounds like a joke that has a great punchline...

I read about the 1 where the woman thought it would be a good idea to masturbate with a live lobster. the story has a gruesome twist look it up before you get any ideas

"

Ok so I couldn't resist. I looked it up.

It does seem so incredulous it can't be true and I reckon it was probably written by someone for a laugh.

Much like tales involving geoducks. I mean. You just wouldn't, would you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Words.

None.

P

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By *c1989Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

Darwinism at its finest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It has to be a hoax. Only someone with no experience of periods would even think a hoover was going to help in any way!

I looked the lobster story up.

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

It surprises me how many people still don't really understand the correct hose attachments to use on their appliance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow. I really have read it all now..

We ladies have also been warned against inserting lush bath bombs for pleasure "

I despair. People really need warning against these things??!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It surprises me how many people still don't really understand the correct hose attachments to use on their appliance?"

I thought you were having a weekend of extreme abandonment - should you be thinking about hoovers?!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Human brains are shrinking. Good news for the planet. Less so for the stupid human. "

Darwin award.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"According to a nurse from Seattle, two young women, aged 19 and 23, have been admitted to the hospital where she works this week after they attempted to vacuum their period.

The woman revealed all in a viral post on Twitter which has since been made private.

She wrote: "Ladies... Please stop using your vacuum hose to end your period early. You're gonna wind up sucking out a lot more than blood!

"There were two cases of this so far this week and both women had to be admitted. Just STOP!"

Mrscxxx "

Love it and laughing so much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you heard? You can get d*unk 3x faster through your vagina.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you heard? You can get d*unk 3x faster through your vagina. "

Yes and tried it. It’s a no. Makes for interesting sex though...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Have you heard? You can get d*unk 3x faster through your vagina.

Yes and tried it. It’s a no. Makes for interesting sex though..."

Champagne. Cold and deliciously bubbly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you heard? You can get d*unk 3x faster through your vagina.

Yes and tried it. It’s a no. Makes for interesting sex though..."
in what way? Better or worse?

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By *on a MangerMan
over a year ago

somerset/Bristol

Its sad but i suspect both were on fab and read too many verifications that stated, 'they could suck like a Dyson'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its sad but i suspect both were on fab and read too many verifications that stated, 'they could suck like a Dyson'

"
"she could suck a golf ball through a hose pipe"

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

Looooool, this reminds me of a guy I used to know who bought some circular industrial magnets. For whatever reason, he put one on the end of his dick, rolled the skin over and put another magnet on top.

The magnets locked his dick shut, he couldn't get them off, couldn't piss for two hours and ended up going to A&E.

Fuck knows what they did to him, but he was back after 3 days. Lol.

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By *nderIwonder.Man
over a year ago

2nd City

it was a true story

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Looooool, this reminds me of a guy I used to know who bought some circular industrial magnets. For whatever reason, he put one on the end of his dick, rolled the skin over and put another magnet on top.

The magnets locked his dick shut, he couldn't get them off, couldn't piss for two hours and ended up going to A&E.

Fuck knows what they did to him, but he was back after 3 days. Lol."

Ouch humans are strange creatures

Mrscxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you heard? You can get d*unk 3x faster through your vagina. "

Really what a waste

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