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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Come on, give it your best shot, make me smile. Anything goes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the difference between a fridge and a vagina?.... The fridge doesn't make a noise when you pull the meat out.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'll send you a face picture. It either makes people smile or block me. Either way you're onto a winner.

Or, I can offer you a doughnut.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"I'll send you a face picture. It either makes people smile or block me. Either way you're onto a winner.

Or, I can offer you a doughnut.

I’ll have both please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll send you a face picture. It either makes people smile or block me. Either way you're onto a winner.

Or, I can offer you a doughnut.

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can I have doughnut too pretty please?

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By *unguy1968Man
over a year ago

carlow

Il pass on the doughnut

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the difference between a fridge and a vagina?.... The fridge doesn't make a noise when you pull the meat out."

True. I wouldn’t expect the vagina to be that cold or have a light in it too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll send you a face picture. It either makes people smile or block me. Either way you're onto a winner.

Or, I can offer you a doughnut.

I like your face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once tried to entice a cat by the bins at work in the dark for a good 10 mins to be friends with me. Was doing the kissy noise thing and everything. I could vaguely see it jumping around and it wasn't interested in me at all so I thought I'd need to get closer to get the message through I wanted to give it a fuss and make a new buddy.

I got closer and closer, finally I got close enough to discover the cat was a McDonalds balloon bouncing around in the wind.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I once tried to entice a cat by the bins at work in the dark for a good 10 mins to be friends with me. Was doing the kissy noise thing and everything. I could vaguely see it jumping around and it wasn't interested in me at all so I thought I'd need to get closer to get the message through I wanted to give it a fuss and make a new buddy.

I got closer and closer, finally I got close enough to discover the cat was a McDonalds balloon bouncing around in the wind.

Did you take it home?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

This is unlike you.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"What's the difference between a fridge and a vagina?.... The fridge doesn't make a noise when you pull the meat out.

True. I wouldn’t expect the vagina to be that cold or have a light in it too."

I am so tempted to see if I can make a pressure operated light come on and off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the difference between a fridge and a vagina?.... The fridge doesn't make a noise when you pull the meat out.

True. I wouldn’t expect the vagina to be that cold or have a light in it too.

I am so tempted to see if I can make a pressure operated light come on and off.

I’ll help test it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the difference between a fridge and a vagina?.... The fridge doesn't make a noise when you pull the meat out.

True. I wouldn’t expect the vagina to be that cold or have a light in it too.

I am so tempted to see if I can make a pressure operated light come on and off.

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haha

. ... Now that I'd love to see .... Going down to lick a girl out and she spreads her legs open and a light starts shining ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the difference between a fridge and a vagina?.... The fridge doesn't make a noise when you pull the meat out.

True. I wouldn’t expect the vagina to be that cold or have a light in it too.

I am so tempted to see if I can make a pressure operated light come on and off.

haha

. ... Now that I'd love to see .... Going down to lick a girl out and she spreads her legs open and a light starts shining ...

If the bulb goes on top of the clit, I may finally find one.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"What's the difference between a fridge and a vagina?.... The fridge doesn't make a noise when you pull the meat out.

True. I wouldn’t expect the vagina to be that cold or have a light in it too.

I am so tempted to see if I can make a pressure operated light come on and off.

haha

. ... Now that I'd love to see .... Going down to lick a girl out and she spreads her legs open and a light starts shining ...

If the bulb goes on top of the clit, I may finally find one."

I don't think my labial tissue has muscles. I'm not sure how to test this.

Another thread had someone buying small electrical equipment from China for projects. I might need to get them involved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s up?....you are normally a very happy soul.xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got closer and closer, finally I got close enough to discover the cat was a McDonalds balloon bouncing around in the wind.

Did you take it home?"

I was tempted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the difference between a fridge and a vagina?.... The fridge doesn't make a noise when you pull the meat out.

True. I wouldn’t expect the vagina to be that cold or have a light in it too.

I am so tempted to see if I can make a pressure operated light come on and off.

haha

. ... Now that I'd love to see .... Going down to lick a girl out and she spreads her legs open and a light starts shining ...

If the bulb goes on top of the clit, I may finally find one.

I don't think my labial tissue has muscles. I'm not sure how to test this.

Another thread had someone buying small electrical equipment from China for projects. I might need to get them involved."
shining bright like a diamond by Rihanna springs to mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What’s up?....you are normally a very happy soul.xx"

It’s just an illusion, toobidah (that’s one for the 80s music lovers)

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"Come on, give it your best shot, make me smile. Anything goes!"

Offer people tours of your office...

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

How can I help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

J'ai des valises sous les yeux qui ferait démissionner un bagagiste.

L'ironie c'est que être au chômage ça me travaille.

-Davodka-

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"Come on, give it your best shot, make me smile. Anything goes!"
You'd stand a chance of winning a Mr Wet t-shirt competition..happy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"J'ai des valises sous les yeux qui ferait démissionner un bagagiste.

L'ironie c'est que être au chômage ça me travaille.

-Davodka-"

On dirait du Desproges.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Come on, give it your best shot, make me smile. Anything goes!You'd stand a chance of winning a Mr Wet t-shirt competition..happy?

Depends: what’s the prize?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Come on, give it your best shot, make me smile. Anything goes!You'd stand a chance of winning a Mr Wet t-shirt competition..happy?

Depends: what’s the prize?"

The smile on your face?

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"Come on, give it your best shot, make me smile. Anything goes!You'd stand a chance of winning a Mr Wet t-shirt competition..happy?

Depends: what’s the prize?"
A dry T-shirt

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Fancy a long hard fucking with an energetic sex maniac?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fancy a long hard fucking with an energetic sex maniac?"

Of course! Do you know one other than F&B?

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Fancy a long hard fucking with an energetic sex maniac?

Of course! Do you know one other than F&B?"

Oh . .. no one can compete with him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another one who needs cheering up, oh dear and with weekend looming!

Tell you what, I'll send a pic of my right knee

No need to thank

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By *019ReadyCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Hang on a minute...I'm late to the party...are you saying my vagina SHOULDN'T have a light on?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Another one who needs cheering up, oh dear and with weekend looming!

Tell you what, I'll send a pic of my right knee

No need to thank

You could have shaved your legs before

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hang on a minute...I'm late to the party...are you saying my vagina SHOULDN'T have a light on?!

No, my cock can’t slip with the light on

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By *pitfiremk10Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

There are 2 types of helicopter pilots. Those that have crashed and those that are going to crash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another one who needs cheering up, oh dear and with weekend looming!

Tell you what, I'll send a pic of my right knee

No need to thank

You could have shaved your legs before

What can I say, I'm a child of the earth... Natural the whole way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Another one who needs cheering up, oh dear and with weekend looming!

Tell you what, I'll send a pic of my right knee

No need to thank

You could have shaved your legs before

What can I say, I'm a child of the earth... Natural the whole way

A true hippy, free love and all?

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"Come on, give it your best shot, make me smile. Anything goes!"

Would that really be anything?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Come on, give it your best shot, make me smile. Anything goes!

Would that really be anything?

I give you carte blanche!

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Are you feeling happier now

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"Come on, give it your best shot, make me smile. Anything goes!

Would that really be anything?

I give you carte blanche!"

Ooh, I didn’t think you were so keen on the idea of me holding the reins last time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another one who needs cheering up, oh dear and with weekend looming!

Tell you what, I'll send a pic of my right knee

No need to thank

You could have shaved your legs before

What can I say, I'm a child of the earth... Natural the whole way

A true hippy, free love and all?"

Sure, sure.... With the carefully selected

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you feeling happier now

There are some nice people on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought I did this morning

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Are you feeling happier now

There are some nice people on here.

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Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Come on, give it your best shot, make me smile. Anything goes!

Would that really be anything?

I give you carte blanche!

Ooh, I didn’t think you were so keen on the idea of me holding the reins last time

Curiosity got the best of me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on, give it your best shot, make me smile. Anything goes!

Would that really be anything?

I give you carte blanche!

Ooh, I didn’t think you were so keen on the idea of me holding the reins last time

Curiosity got the best of me!"

Aww naked, wet cuddles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you feeling happier now

There are some nice people on here.

Thanks"

I can’t think of anyone better to demonstrate that point.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Are you feeling happier now

There are some nice people on here.

Thanks

I can’t think of anyone better to demonstrate that point."

you OK x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Come on, give it your best shot, make me smile. Anything goes!

Would that really be anything?

I give you carte blanche!

Ooh, I didn’t think you were so keen on the idea of me holding the reins last time

Curiosity got the best of me!

Aww naked, wet cuddles

Hold that thought, I’ll remind you in a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nahhh, man up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nahhh, man up. "

On it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on, give it your best shot, make me smile. Anything goes!

Would that really be anything?

I give you carte blanche!

Ooh, I didn’t think you were so keen on the idea of me holding the reins last time

Curiosity got the best of me!

Aww naked, wet cuddles

Hold that thought, I’ll remind you in a bit."

Oh I'll remind you

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