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"If you call a woman ‘babe’ or ‘hun’ your guaranteed a shag." Really!! Is that where I am going wrong | |||
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"If you call a woman ‘babe’ or ‘hun’ your guaranteed a shag. Really!! Is that where I am going wrong " Try it, you can thank me later | |||
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"If you call a man sexy he automatically thinks his luck is in" Yes, that’s correct.........and | |||
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"Men can be incredibly jealous - moreso then women." I agree! I never thought I would feel jealous here. But if you meet the right person.... | |||
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"Men aren’t as comfortable with their sexuality as women are 54% of men on fab have a cock bigger than nine inches " I’m rocking the 46% | |||
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"If you call a woman ‘babe’ or ‘hun’ your guaranteed a shag." Or with some women you would be guaranteed not to get one! | |||
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"If you call a woman ‘babe’ or ‘hun’ your guaranteed a shag. Or with some women you would be guaranteed not to get one! " Are those few that it does work on you use ‘darling’ | |||
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"That women generally aren't able to accurately assess relitively small lengths in either imperial or metric. "Wow, how big is it?!". "Just over average; 6-7 inches". "Oh wow, that's much bigger than my ex's and he was 9 inches!". "Oh right! Thanks love!" :D " The 1 potato, 2 potato method works for me | |||
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"That women generally aren't able to accurately assess relitively small lengths in either imperial or metric. "Wow, how big is it?!". "Just over average; 6-7 inches". "Oh wow, that's much bigger than my ex's and he was 9 inches!". "Oh right! Thanks love!" :D The 1 potato, 2 potato method works for me " New potatoes? | |||
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"If you call a woman ‘babe’ or ‘hun’ your guaranteed a shag. Or with some women you would be guaranteed not to get one! Are those few that it does work on you use ‘darling’ " I find filthy slut works better for me | |||
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"That women generally aren't able to accurately assess relitively small lengths in either imperial or metric. "Wow, how big is it?!". "Just over average; 6-7 inches". "Oh wow, that's much bigger than my ex's and he was 9 inches!". "Oh right! Thanks love!" :D The 1 potato, 2 potato method works for me New potatoes?" Hmmmm I was thinking more of jackets | |||
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"If you call a woman ‘babe’ or ‘hun’ your guaranteed a shag." Who told you that? I would delete straight away. | |||
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"That women generally aren't able to accurately assess relitively small lengths in either imperial or metric. "Wow, how big is it?!". "Just over average; 6-7 inches". "Oh wow, that's much bigger than my ex's and he was 9 inches!". "Oh right! Thanks love!" :D The 1 potato, 2 potato method works for me New potatoes? Hmmmm I was thinking more of jackets " 1/2 a baked potato then | |||
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"That women generally aren't able to accurately assess relitively small lengths in either imperial or metric. "Wow, how big is it?!". "Just over average; 6-7 inches". "Oh wow, that's much bigger than my ex's and he was 9 inches!". "Oh right! Thanks love!" :D The 1 potato, 2 potato method works for me New potatoes? Hmmmm I was thinking more of jackets 1/2 a baked potato then " Is better than no potato at all | |||
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"I don’t understand men " I dont understand women | |||
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"If you call a woman ‘babe’ or ‘hun’ your guaranteed a shag. Who told you that? I would delete straight away. " Babe 100% of the time it works all the time. Trust me hun | |||
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"I don’t understand men I dont understand women " I don't understand me | |||
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"That women generally aren't able to accurately assess relitively small lengths in either imperial or metric. "Wow, how big is it?!". "Just over average; 6-7 inches". "Oh wow, that's much bigger than my ex's and he was 9 inches!". "Oh right! Thanks love!" :D The 1 potato, 2 potato method works for me New potatoes? Hmmmm I was thinking more of jackets 1/2 a baked potato then Is better than no potato at all " Only just. It’s a bit squished | |||
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"If you call a woman ‘babe’ or ‘hun’ your guaranteed a shag. Who told you that? I would delete straight away. Babe 100% of the time it works all the time. Trust me hun" Lol | |||
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"That some women like the idea of guy on guy sex. That some women aren't incapable of rational thought. Tea" Aren't incapable. You needed fab for that? | |||
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"That some women aren't incapable of rational thought." What a bunch of other guys didn't have the balls to say. God bless you. Ha! | |||
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"Multiple orgasms Nymphos exist Bisexual is a real thing They love cake and popcorn Im attractive to some of them Squirting is real They hate being called hun or babe but love to call others hun or babe " Did you not know women could have multiple orgasms before fab? | |||
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"I don’t understand men I dont understand women I don't understand me " Can I try to understand you? | |||
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"That some women aren't incapable of rational thought. What a bunch of other guys didn't have the balls to say. God bless you. Ha!" Say what | |||
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"If you call a woman ‘babe’ or ‘hun’ your guaranteed a shag. Who told you that? I would delete straight away. Babe 100% of the time it works all the time. Trust me hun" The little darlin knows this, she’s playing hard to get. | |||
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"That only 2% of women like chunky men.. . And not one lives near " I can confirm that none are currently residing in or around the Manchester area either mate. Just in case you were thinking of moving house. Ha ha or maybe they’re just avoiding me | |||
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"That some women aren't incapable of rational thought. What a bunch of other guys didn't have the balls to say. God bless you. Ha! Say what " Oh, me? Errr, nothing... Nothing... | |||
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"That some women aren't incapable of rational thought. What a bunch of other guys didn't have the balls to say. God bless you. Ha! Say what Oh, me? Errr, nothing... Nothing..." | |||
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"That women generally aren't able to accurately assess relitively small lengths in either imperial or metric. "Wow, how big is it?!". "Just over average; 6-7 inches". "Oh wow, that's much bigger than my ex's and he was 9 inches!". "Oh right! Thanks love!" :D " £10 guide is mine | |||
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"That almost exclusively, once they get to know me, they’d rather have me as a friend than a sexual partner. I’m trying to change that trend, but I’ve always been overly optimistic " Start calling then hun or babe, gaurantee that'll change.... Blame Mr.Mysterique if not tho | |||
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"I don’t understand men I dont understand women " Not everyone will understand each other, but some you just click with | |||
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"I don’t understand men I dont understand women Not everyone will understand each other, but some you just click with " A woman supports spurs | |||
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"you didn’t know before you joined Fab ? I’ve learnt that women love the CAPS LOCK button and they all keep a dildo in a draw by the bed, without exception. " That some women have a dildo in the bed next to them. Their husband | |||
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"Multiple orgasms Nymphos exist Bisexual is a real thing They love cake and popcorn Im attractive to some of them Squirting is real They hate being called hun or babe but love to call others hun or babe Did you not know women could have multiple orgasms before fab?" nope not a clue ex was a 1 and done girl | |||
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"Multiple orgasms Nymphos exist Bisexual is a real thing They love cake and popcorn Im attractive to some of them Squirting is real They hate being called hun or babe but love to call others hun or babe Did you not know women could have multiple orgasms before fab? nope not a clue ex was a 1 and done girl" hell i didnt know i could cum more than once before fab | |||
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"That almost exclusively, once they get to know me, they’d rather have me as a friend than a sexual partner. I’m trying to change that trend, but I’ve always been overly optimistic Start calling then hun or babe, gaurantee that'll change.... Blame Mr.Mysterique if not tho " Hey, don’t give all my tips away. I’ve a strike rate of 1.75% using this technique which I’m very proud of | |||
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"Never realised the lengths a jealous woman will go too for saying no thank you." On the plus side there are many beautiful women too. | |||
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"Men lie about their age and their height, women lie about their age and their weight. " Some seem to be ageless too... | |||
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"They probably really aren't listening after the first sentence or two. Even if the eyes are willing the brain has long switched to something else " What was the second bit again? Tea | |||
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"They probably really aren't listening after the first sentence or two. Even if the eyes are willing the brain has long switched to something else What was the second bit again? Tea" it was all about lovely boobs. Everything is boobs | |||
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"I’ve learned that I’m much better than women at chess." Not chest though | |||
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"I’ve learned that I’m much better than women at chess." Yeah, that's because you've not played one good at it yet. | |||
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"That only 2% of women like chunky men.. . And not one lives near I can confirm that none are currently residing in or around the Manchester area either mate. Just in case you were thinking of moving house. Ha ha or maybe they’re just avoiding me " Ha ha not true just saying | |||
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"On a plus side I’ve learnt that a lot more men than i thought prefer curvy women. " This | |||
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"I’ve learned that I’m much better than women at chess. Yeah, that's because you've not played one good at it yet." I used to think that until I discovered that they just let us win so we'll be in a good mood afterwards. | |||
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"I've learnt that I will never understand men... But not to worry about it.. " Amen sister | |||
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"Men frequently use the adjective cute." Only when appropriate | |||
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"I've learnt that I will never understand men... But not to worry about it.. " To be honest I think men are much easier to understand and suss out than women. Women even baffle me! x | |||
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"I've learnt that I will never understand men... But not to worry about it.. To be honest I think men are much easier to understand and suss out than women. Women even baffle me! x " Ahhh Well I would totally agree with that... Sometimes i don't even understand me and shout at myself x | |||
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"you didn’t know before you joined Fab ? I’ve learnt that women love the CAPS LOCK button and they all keep a dildo in a draw by the bed, without exception. " they are all bigger knobs than me | |||
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"Men are easy to understand ( most of the time) Women , on the other hand " Agreed | |||
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"Men frequently use the adjective cute. Only when appropriate " It's acceptable when describing baby animals, not people. | |||
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"Men frequently use the adjective cute. Only when appropriate It's acceptable when describing baby animals, not people. " Even worse when they say :you have a cute cock | |||
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"Men frequently use the adjective cute. Only when appropriate It's acceptable when describing baby animals, not people. Even worse when they say :you have a cute cock " I say that lol | |||
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"Men frequently use the adjective cute. Only when appropriate It's acceptable when describing baby animals, not people. Even worse when they say :you have a cute cock I say that lol " Unfriended ! | |||
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"Men frequently use the adjective cute. Only when appropriate It's acceptable when describing baby animals, not people. Even worse when they say :you have a cute cock I say that lol Unfriended ! " Only coz I never said it about yours | |||
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"Men frequently use the adjective cute. Only when appropriate It's acceptable when describing baby animals, not people. Even worse when they say :you have a cute cock I say that lol Unfriended ! Only coz I never said it about yours " Glad you never !! | |||
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"Men frequently use the adjective cute. Only when appropriate It's acceptable when describing baby animals, not people. Even worse when they say :you have a cute cock I say that lol Unfriended ! Only coz I never said it about yours Glad you never !! " | |||
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"If you call a man sexy he automatically thinks his luck is in" If you even reply to a message in any positive sense, he thinks his luck is in... Even when their first sentence was "I know you're not meeting" | |||
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"you didn’t know before you joined Fab ? I’ve learnt that women love the CAPS LOCK button and they all keep a dildo in a draw by the bed, without exception. " WE DONT ALL HAVE A DILDO BY OUR BED SOME IF US PREFER A CLIT VIBRATOR CLOSE AT HAND | |||
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"you didn’t know before you joined Fab ? I’ve learnt that women love the CAPS LOCK button and they all keep a dildo in a draw by the bed, without exception. WE DONT ALL HAVE A DILDO BY OUR BED SOME IF US PREFER A CLIT VIBRATOR CLOSE AT HAND " Lol | |||
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"On a plus side I’ve learnt that a lot more men than i thought prefer curvy women. " This ^ | |||
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"Some men have big egos .... very big egos! ( nope that’s not a euphemism) us women quick deflate said ego Amusing to watch in the forums! " I just don't get why some chaps feel the need for such an over inflated ego... | |||
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"Some men have big egos .... very big egos! ( nope that’s not a euphemism) us women quick deflate said ego Amusing to watch in the forums! " Very | |||
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"Some men have big egos .... very big egos! ( nope that’s not a euphemism) us women quick deflate said ego Amusing to watch in the forums! I just don't get why some chaps feel the need for such an over inflated ego..." Nor do I Girthy! | |||
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"On a more serious note...I've learnt men don't give as much of a shit about dress sizes and cellulite as we think they do." Now that is true! | |||
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"On a more serious note...I've learnt men don't give as much of a shit about dress sizes and cellulite as we think they do. Now that is true! " mmmmmmm larger women are just more attractive | |||
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"On a more serious note...I've learnt men don't give as much of a shit about dress sizes and cellulite as we think they do." I care about dress sizes. I don't want one that doesn't fit me | |||
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