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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Morning all. I’ve recently been in a conversation whereby the other person stated I was ‘in cahoots’ with the Fab mafia? Now this has got me thinking, I really should start a mafia group. To join is simple, you just need to kiss my ring and your in. Who’s in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 07/06/19 12:00:03]"

Where’s your ring?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"[Removed by poster at 07/06/19 12:00:03]"

Which ring are we talking her?

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

The Cum-orra?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Whichever appeals to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The Cum-orra? "

very good. Now kiss the ring

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Is there a FAB Mafia?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there a FAB Mafia? "

Allegedly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all. I’ve recently been in a conversation whereby the other person stated I was ‘in cahoots’ with the Fab mafia? Now this has got me thinking, I really should start a mafia group. To join is simple, you just need to kiss my ring and your in. Who’s in?"
so is it like a wank group for rimmers then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning all. I’ve recently been in a conversation whereby the other person stated I was ‘in cahoots’ with the Fab mafia? Now this has got me thinking, I really should start a mafia group. To join is simple, you just need to kiss my ring and your in. Who’s in?so is it like a wank group for rimmers then?"

Sign that man up, he’s in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all. I’ve recently been in a conversation whereby the other person stated I was ‘in cahoots’ with the Fab mafia? Now this has got me thinking, I really should start a mafia group. To join is simple, you just need to kiss my ring and your in. Who’s in?so is it like a wank group for rimmers then?

Sign that man up, he’s in! "

Yeah he's right up himself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all. I’ve recently been in a conversation whereby the other person stated I was ‘in cahoots’ with the Fab mafia? Now this has got me thinking, I really should start a mafia group. To join is simple, you just need to kiss my ring and your in. Who’s in?so is it like a wank group for rimmers then?

Sign that man up, he’s in! "
no no no thats not what i said im not the social type dont wanna join any groups ta

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning all. I’ve recently been in a conversation whereby the other person stated I was ‘in cahoots’ with the Fab mafia? Now this has got me thinking, I really should start a mafia group. To join is simple, you just need to kiss my ring and your in. Who’s in?so is it like a wank group for rimmers then?

Sign that man up, he’s in!

Yeah he's right up himself "

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning all. I’ve recently been in a conversation whereby the other person stated I was ‘in cahoots’ with the Fab mafia? Now this has got me thinking, I really should start a mafia group. To join is simple, you just need to kiss my ring and your in. Who’s in?so is it like a wank group for rimmers then?

Sign that man up, he’s in! no no no thats not what i said im not the social type dont wanna join any groups ta"

Too late, once you’ve kissed the ring and stroked the pussy your in for life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all. I’ve recently been in a conversation whereby the other person stated I was ‘in cahoots’ with the Fab mafia? Now this has got me thinking, I really should start a mafia group. To join is simple, you just need to kiss my ring and your in. Who’s in?so is it like a wank group for rimmers then?

Sign that man up, he’s in!

Yeah he's right up himself "
i resemble that statement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd never join any club that would have me as a member....

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By *Marvel-Man
over a year ago

In The Gym

Call the TV station known as vice.

They could make a new series about it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd never join any club that would have me as a member.... "

Too late your in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a FAB Mafia? "

And there’s me thinking you were the Godfather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I so want there to be a Fab Mafia. Dom Corleone and Sub Corleone would make such a lovely couple.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I so want there to be a Fab Mafia. Dom Corleone and Sub Corleone would make such a lovely couple."

With them glasses your in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I so want there to be a Fab Mafia. Dom Corleone and Sub Corleone would make such a lovely couple.

With them glasses your in "

Right, where do you want this horse's head delivered to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd never join any club that would have me as a member....

Too late your in "

I don't have to wake up next to a horses head, do I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I'm already in the Fab Police. Let the war continue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd never join any club that would have me as a member....

Too late your in

I don't have to wake up next to a horses head, do I "

I've woken up next to worse

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I so want there to be a Fab Mafia. Dom Corleone and Sub Corleone would make such a lovely couple.

With them glasses your in

Right, where do you want this horse's head delivered to?"

To the owner of the next cock pic you see in any forum thread. That’ll show em

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd never join any club that would have me as a member....

Too late your in

I don't have to wake up next to a horses head, do I "

Don’t worry I’ve woken up next to worse

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry I'm already in the Fab Police. Let the war continue "

There’s a price on your head Missy

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Can I be a moll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry I'm already in the Fab Police. Let the war continue

There’s a price on your head Missy "

Are you calling me a prostitute?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd never join any club that would have me as a member....

Too late your in

I don't have to wake up next to a horses head, do I

I've woken up next to worse "

Ohh do tell

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry I'm already in the Fab Police. Let the war continue

There’s a price on your head Missy

Are you calling me a prostitute? "

No, but I could pay you to be a double agent. Now kiss the ring

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I be a moll "

Yes, now stroke the pussy

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

I'm sure your all fine up standing members.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

UNLOS sleeps with the fishes. Capiche?

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I’ll join..... depending on what ring??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"UNLOS sleeps with the fishes. Capiche? "

I like the cut of your jib, your in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've broken the first rule of Fab Mafia Club!...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You've broken the first rule of Fab Mafia Club!... "

Hey, there’s a new Mafia in town. We’re running the old one into the ground

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres a fab mafia.... When did this happen

Ps an arrow pointing in the direction of the ring would be helpful

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll join..... depending on what ring?? "

The ring of your desire, plus a little stroke of the pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happened to omerta?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Theres a fab mafia.... When did this happen

Ps an arrow pointing in the direction of the ring would be helpful "

I’m very liberal Miss Slave so you have the choice of ring to kiss. With this I get to choose which pussy I stroke

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"I’ll join..... depending on what ring??

The ring of your desire, plus a little stroke of the pussy "

A big gold one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What happened to omerta? "

There’s nothing to see here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll join..... depending on what ring??

The ring of your desire, plus a little stroke of the pussy

A big gold one "

Hhhmmmm still two to chose from there

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Can I be a moll

Yes, now stroke the pussy "

I do most nights

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I be a moll

Yes, now stroke the pussy

I do most nights "

Puuurrrrrfect. Now kiss the ring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Theres a fab mafia.... When did this happen

Ps an arrow pointing in the direction of the ring would be helpful

I’m very liberal Miss Slave so you have the choice of ring to kiss. With this I get to choose which pussy I stroke "

As the godfather of the La Fab Familia, do you not get to stroke all pussy's, purely for cock snuggling research

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Can I be a moll

Yes, now stroke the pussy

I do most nights

Puuurrrrrfect. Now kiss the ring "

Mwah

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures


"Is there a FAB Mafia? "

Well we prefer to be referred to be our correct name:

The Cuntsa Nobstra

but essentially yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Theres a fab mafia.... When did this happen

Ps an arrow pointing in the direction of the ring would be helpful

I’m very liberal Miss Slave so you have the choice of ring to kiss. With this I get to choose which pussy I stroke

As the godfather of the La Fab Familia, do you not get to stroke all pussy's, purely for cock snuggling research "

This is very true Miss Slave, I must stroke every pussy at least once before you can join the circle of trust. Having said that this is the 21st century and I’m happy for members of my caporegime to help me out from time to time as I can become a little swamped in pussy.

Having said that I’m still looking for a Mafia Godmother

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there a FAB Mafia?

Well we prefer to be referred to be our correct name:

The Cuntsa Nobstra

but essentially yes"

We’re running you lot out of town, there’s a new breed of Cuntsa now

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I cant kiss your ring but can I polish it. That I've got a loaded weapon.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

I'm in if we can do it bugzy Malone style, can I be known as Tallulah and can we all throw creampies at each other and then end up rubbing them into each other's bodies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll kiss your ring, but I must warn you I’ve just eaten a Scotch Bonnet chilli

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I cant kiss your ring but can I polish it. That I've got a loaded weapon."

I have a new Chief polisher. All hail Anabelle21.

Now keep polishing it till you can see your face in it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm in if we can do it bugzy Malone style, can I be known as Tallulah and can we all throw creampies at each other and then end up rubbing them into each other's bodies?"

Creampie you say! Your my type of gangster. Your in.

Leave your gun at reception

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

I shall check in my weapon at reception so long as everybody's weapons are checked.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I shall check in my weapon at reception so long as everybody's weapons are checked."

Your only allowed to bring a weapon in so long as it’s cocked

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll kiss your ring, but I must warn you I’ve just eaten a Scotch Bonnet chilli "

That’s ok, the person behind you can kiss it clean afterwards. Your in.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I cant kiss your ring but can I polish it. That I've got a loaded weapon.

I have a new Chief polisher. All hail Anabelle21.

Now keep polishing it till you can see your face in it "

I'm in... polish and loaded weapon coming right up.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I’ll kiss your ring, but I must warn you I’ve just eaten a Scotch Bonnet chilli

That’s ok, the person behind you can kiss it clean afterwards. Your in."

I've got polish..it's all good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll kiss your ring, but I must warn you I’ve just eaten a Scotch Bonnet chilli

That’s ok, the person behind you can kiss it clean afterwards. Your in.

I've got polish..it's all good "

You can’t beat a lemon fresh smelling ring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will there be a turf war between the Mafia and the Clique? ..

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts


"Morning all. I’ve recently been in a conversation whereby the other person stated I was ‘in cahoots’ with the Fab mafia? Now this has got me thinking, I really should start a mafia group. To join is simple, you just need to kiss my ring and your in. Who’s in?"

You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?

Well, then who the Hell else are you talking- You talking to me?

Well, I'm the only one here (and 28349 other people!).

Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning all. I’ve recently been in a conversation whereby the other person stated I was ‘in cahoots’ with the Fab mafia? Now this has got me thinking, I really should start a mafia group. To join is simple, you just need to kiss my ring and your in. Who’s in?

You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?

Well, then who the Hell else are you talking- You talking to me?

Well, I'm the only one here (and 28349 other people!).

Who the fuck do you think you're talking to? "

Sign this couple up, you motherfu£&@? you. They’re the type of mean bad asses I’m looking for.

Now kiss the ring whilst I stroke the pussy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will there be a turf war between the Mafia and the Clique? .."

Tonight at precisely 9:00 the clique and Fab police will be run outta town

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Morning all. I’ve recently been in a conversation whereby the other person stated I was ‘in cahoots’ with the Fab mafia? Now this has got me thinking, I really should start a mafia group. To join is simple, you just need to kiss my ring and your in. Who’s in?"

Is this one of those offers I can't refuse?

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By *istress CockneyWoman
over a year ago

LONDON

Go check your bed.

Something belonging to hung like a horse awaits.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning all. I’ve recently been in a conversation whereby the other person stated I was ‘in cahoots’ with the Fab mafia? Now this has got me thinking, I really should start a mafia group. To join is simple, you just need to kiss my ring and your in. Who’s in?

Is this one of those offers I can't refuse? "

More to the question is this one ‘I’ can’t refuse.

Your in.

Now kiss the ring whilst enjoy stroking the pussy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go check your bed.

Something belonging to hung like a horse awaits."

I’ve just checked and looks the same length of a Lynx can or Sky remote........ what can it be?

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By *istress CockneyWoman
over a year ago

LONDON


"Go check your bed.

Something belonging to hung like a horse awaits.

I’ve just checked and looks the same length of a Lynx can or Sky remote........ what can it be? "
Well not the sort of head I was referring to but..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't kiss men's anuses but for you I will do it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't kiss men's anuses but for you I will do it "

I’ll save the best kiss till last

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't kiss men's anuses but for you I will do it

I’ll save the best kiss till last "

You are too kind to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Again, I’m not kissing your ring

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Again, I’m not kissing your ring "

Again I won’t be stroking the pussy then

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures


"I don't kiss men's anuses but for you I will do it "

it's ok just so long as you don't slip the tongue in

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Is your ring clean

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is your ring clean "

Yes thank you, however it always needs kissing

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By *edoriartyCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Don't feel the need with our Platinum Membership tbh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't feel the need with our Platinum Membership tbh."

Almost as believable as a Fab mafia

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Is your ring clean

Yes thank you, however it always needs kissing "

Kissed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is your ring clean

Yes thank you, however it always needs kissing

Kissed "

Welcome to the caporegime

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

No thanks

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Or as heard years ago by some comedian, there's always the Welsh Mafia, always referred to as The Tafia!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll get a hit put on you if you start a rival mafia though surely? Is your spaghetti any good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Or as heard years ago by some comedian, there's always the Welsh Mafia, always referred to as The Tafia!"

Your hired

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You'll get a hit put on you if you start a rival mafia though surely? Is your spaghetti any good. "

The best in Fabsville, I also do a mean horses head

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