FabSwingers.com forum: If tomorrow you woke up as the opposite sex

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What is the first thing you would do?

Mrscxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freak out

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Run out and check that I can still parallel park

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

Check my bra size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a wank obviously

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

And then work out how I'm going to explain the new me to my work colleagues. ..I'm on Days again tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start rabbiting on inanely about all sorts of shit to anyone within earshot.

Ben

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Wank!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knowing my luck id be on the rag

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’d pee standing up and have a wank

Mrscxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Touch myself

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

"Start rabbiting on inanely about all sorts of shit to anyone within earshot.

Ben

Its lucky you've woken up as a woman else I think your testicles may be in danger from your Other Half aftet that comment lol

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By *019ReadyCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Post LOADS of pics of my dick on here measured against various household objects before making a watermelon fall in love with it!

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By *osweet69Couple
over a year ago

portsmouth

If I woke up as the opposite sex it would not be a case of what the first thing I would do but what would be the first thing my wife would do with me.

It would be like all her Christmases have come at once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Start rabbiting on inanely about all sorts of shit to anyone within earshot.

Ben

Its lucky you've woken up as a woman else I think your testicles may be in danger from your Other Half aftet that comment lol"

Nah ....she’d just rabbit on inanely about all sorts of shit right back at me!

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By *ave 42Man
over a year ago

pontefract

Definitely finger myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I woke up as the opposite sex it would not be a case of what the first thing I would do but what would be the first thing my wife would do with me.

It would be like all her Christmases have come at once.

Mmmm if hubs woke up as a female that would be mmmmmmm

Mrscxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely finger myself"

You can do that now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is the first thing you would do?

Mrscxxx "

Play with my clit - id run my long finger nails over and over it squirming

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Jump in happiness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd insert a Tampax in there

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

"I'd insert a Tampax in there "

Not shave your beard?

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I'd suppose I'd have to go out and spend a fortune on all them lady products. I was born to be a man, my school of economics could never be done with buying all that crazy crap women are expected to buy and spend hours applying, inserting and subsequently removing.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Play with my boobs.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Get my ovaries tied.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mail 150 women just saying "hi u fit "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sell virginity for a couple million pound ... Pretty certain the girls that do that aren't virgins anyways haha

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Rewrite my profile as a man and as it should be written!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

The hoovering

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By *iercedyvonneTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow

Take tons of sexy pics, set up a new profile on here and aim to meet a hot t-girl or 10 the same day.

And get a large feminine tattoo.

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By *rown_Bread78Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Wank!!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d post lots of arty pics of my new bits and post teasing status updates. Then do a mass delete on all incoming messages then post a thread on the forum saying how bad guys are for not reading my profile and all guys are dicks.

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Run out and check that I can still parallel park

I would need to rearrange my diary as I would no longer be able to multi task but at least I would now be able to parallel park!!

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Play with my boobs. "

I recommend that

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By *ewtoyouXXXMan
over a year ago

rochdale cowboy

God I would have some serious lesbian fun

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By *ewtoyouXXXMan
over a year ago

rochdale cowboy

Interesting mist woman would have a wank tho

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By *ittlemisssassypantsCouple
over a year ago

South East Wales

Helicopter knob, without a doubt!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Play with my boobs. "

I think that does without saying along with what can I put up inside me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just go out and about and see how different you get treated as a woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scratch my balls pretty sure that's what guys do soon as they wake up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wank obvs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd think "fckinell, this is the 50th time this has happened to me since Christmas".

Then I'd just go down the shop to buy this month's copy of Cosmo...and probably pick up some milk and eggs while I was there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stay there. All day. And wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d get gang banged

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By *ave 42Man
over a year ago

pontefract

Take some paracetamol because I’d have headache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Head to the pub

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By *ouis CyphreMan
over a year ago

The Midlands

Arrange a womens only group party meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Measure my cock properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Helicopter knob, without a doubt!!"

Omg I just spat my coffe out!

This ^^^ definitely this!! Love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a wank obviously

This and anyone who says different is lying

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By *picknspanMan
over a year ago

North West Leeds

I would set up my new female profile and make outlandish demands that can only be met by 0.1% of the male population.

Then sit and with my finger hovering over the block button prepare to reject message after message.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would set up my new female profile and make outlandish demands that can only be met by 0.1% of the male population.

Then sit and with my finger hovering over the block button prepare to reject message after message.

Witch is??

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