FabSwingers.com forum: Ive arrived. Come fuck me

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So reading another forum thread. This made me smile lots.

So. “Ive arrived come fuck me”

Give me your come get me line

Happy fri x

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Sorry. Sort of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get your coat love, you've pulled

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Slightly off thread but it reminded me of a funny story. A friend and his wife were in Paris for the weekend. He was laying in bed and much to his pleasant surprise got an erection, she was out on the balcony.

“Joan quick, get in here”. She replied “I’m looking at the Eiffel Tower”. “Get in here, that’ll still be there in the morning”!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you fuck on first dates?

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Do you fuck on first dates?

Instant hard on if that's uttered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ever heard of Aussie kissing? It's like French but down under

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry. Sort of

Dont be it made me smile. Xx

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

How about this one-

“Can I smell your fanny”?

“No you can’t “!

“Oh, it must be your feet then”!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit on my face and pedal my ears.

Sit on my face untill I turn blue.

Sit on my face and tickle my tounge

Only ever used one twice I had a slap and I pulled so it's a 50% chance

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By *ad4itbushMan
over a year ago

Horndean

Mark's out of ten I give you on hows about that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come and sit my lap and lets talk about the first thing that pops up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You remind me of a cigarette.

Smoking hot and I want your butt in my mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive had 'are you a flower cos i can see you in my bed'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry i dont want to put my penis in you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you know what heaven feels like?

Drop your trousers coz you're about to.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

It’s raining, but warm, meet you in the garden

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

u know you could shut me up, fancy it

and yeah i used this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you know what heaven feels like?

Drop your trousers coz you're about to.

Consider them dropped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve lost my teddy bear. May I cuddle you instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I holding a sale. Clothes are 100% off at my place

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By *YC SausageMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"u know you could shut me up, fancy it

and yeah i used this

Haha you had me at “u”!!!

But to answer your question, my last meet was anything to go by, we had a nice conversation then she stood up, grabbed my hand and took me to the bedroom, no words needed. So I suppose my line is to let her lead lol

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I holding a sale. Clothes are 100% off at my place

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The awkward moment when you say to say to someone your not fat are you instead of far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 07/06/19 12:54:15]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tick, tick and tick! I’d be in the garden before the next raindrop fell!

"It’s raining, but warm, meet you in the garden

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

im cold come warm me up with ya cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were to toss a coin, what are the chances I’d get head? ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I were to toss a coin, what are the chances I’d get head? ??"

actually i like that

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By *YC SausageMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"im cold come warm me up with ya cock

Ok, if you insist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I were to toss a coin, what are the chances I’d get head? ??

actually i like that

Always to be followed up with “what if I guarantee you get tails first?”... certainly a game I’d like to play!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I were to toss a coin, what are the chances I’d get head? ??

actually i like that

Always to be followed up with “what if I guarantee you get tails first?”... certainly a game I’d like to play!"

i've asked a guy who i was flirting with. fancy a fuck and was a great few meets that lasted...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i've asked a guy who i was flirting with. fancy a fuck and was a great few meets that lasted...

Haha I need to find people like you to flirt with!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only you were a door. Then I could bang you all day long.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call a woman over with your fingers. When she gets there say “if my fingers can make you come, imagine what my tongue can do!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your arse?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i've asked a guy who i was flirting with. fancy a fuck and was a great few meets that lasted...

Haha I need to find people like you to flirt with! "

ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna do me a favour???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wanna do me a favour??? "

how could that possibly not work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanna do me a favour??? "

I’m sold before I even know what the favour is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanna do me a favour???

how could that possibly not work"

Saved only for those that are crafted by the gods themselves of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wanna do me a favour???

how could that possibly not work

Saved only for those that are crafted by the gods themselves of course "

if i was going out the weekend. i would try this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want to be a bowling ball? A finger in every hole and thrown up the back alley?

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By *ingle Dad SeekingMan
over a year ago

Northern England

An old favourite of mine was "I like your top - it's very becoming"

If I got the right signals, I'd reply with "It'll be coming off, if I get my way"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a sky remote in your pocket or are you just trying to fool me

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By *iffler 2019Woman
over a year ago

Saltash aka Fraggle Rock

Can I get you pregnant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I get you pregnant

Wow! No please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come ride me

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

For inspiring a thread like this, I'm actually shit at these lines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For inspiring a thread like this, I'm actually shit at these lines

I may not go down in history but I’d love to go down on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love the OP entry ha!

The only one I've ever heard is nice legs... they'd look better around me though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love the OP entry ha!

The only one I've ever heard is nice legs... they'd look better around me though

You win today’s word is legs

Come over here and let’s spread the word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love the OP entry ha!

The only one I've ever heard is nice legs... they'd look better around me though

Nice legs; what time do they open?

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

What a lovely dress. However, it would look much better - on the floor of the disabled toilet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have chocolate cake"

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By *hisCharManMan
over a year ago

South Manchester

Hiya

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anymore "

My mum warned me not to look at hot women or I’ll turn into a statue. I think she was right because looking at you I’m going hard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"anymore

My mum warned me not to look at hot women or I’ll turn into a statue. I think she was right because looking at you I’m going hard."

Ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me if I’m wrong but isn’t your name Hilary? Oh... it’s not? Looks like i’m wrong then....

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

Excuse me, could you tell me your name please? Only if like to let Santa know what I want for Christmas

Mrs blue eyes

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

My old chat up line back in the day used to be "What would happen if I asked you to fuck me?"

It had a very high sucess rate...

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just kept on saying FAF, question mark, wink, love heart, in every sixth message until Saff eventually lost the will.... .....took about a week....

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"My old chat up line back in the day used to be "What would happen if I asked you to fuck me?"

It had a very high sucess rate..."

Directness I find always works best, most men don’t understand subtleness

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"My old chat up line back in the day used to be "What would happen if I asked you to fuck me?"

It had a very high sucess rate...

Directness I find always works best, most men don’t understand subtleness "

If I was feeling demure I'd vary it a bit with "What would happen if I kissed you?"

Hahaha memories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you like Game of Thrones. Show me your Dragon and I’ll make it spit fire

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By *evils-couple13Couple
over a year ago

Neath

Have you got a mirror in your knickers? Because I see myself in them

Miss

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By *r Rubba LoverMan
over a year ago

Bristol

I was told your smile lights up the room like a million watt buld...

*girl smiles*

Huh....thats ok .... Candlelight is cool too...

/cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your eyes are like spanner’s, they make my nuts tighten

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By *ewtoyouXXXMan
over a year ago

rochdale cowboy

Nice legs , what time do they open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We sort of did. Sloppy blow job in the pub car park. Swallowed the lot x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *picknspanMan
over a year ago

North West Leeds

You look tired... have a seat... my face is free

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