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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Often my grumpy cat will follow someone out of the frontdoor but doesn't venture outside through the porch door. Especially when it's raining. He just sits in the porch. He's really scary so I don't want to physically move him... any suggestions? I've tried coaxing him with treats etc. But he just stares at me swishing his tail from side to side (I think that means he's angry).

Is it acceptable to just leave him there? How long for?

Any pussy removal experts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Through a cucumber at him... He'll move by himself

Cats are afraid of cucumber for some reasons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He’s the alpha male cat

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

They normally respond to a good kick up the arse.

Ps - I love cats by the way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has he had the chop?

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Get a water pistol and soak him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Through a cucumber at him... He'll move by himself

Cats are afraid of cucumber for some reasons "

So I tried this. Not entirely successful. All I have is a more grumpy cat and a hungry child... quick question does it have to be a whole cucumber? Because cucumber sandwiches don't work!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Has he had the chop? "

No. Those are for my dinner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Through a cucumber at him... He'll move by himself

Cats are afraid of cucumber for some reasons

So I tried this. Not entirely successful. All I have is a more grumpy cat and a hungry child... quick question does it have to be a whole cucumber? Because cucumber sandwiches don't work!"

It has to be a whole one. An unaltered one too. Check videos on YouTube.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He’s the alpha male cat"

Get him to join the forums!

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Stare him down, you can do it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He’s the alpha male cat

Get him to join the forums! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They normally respond to a good kick up the arse.

Ps - I love cats by the way."

I'm not getting close enough to do that. He once launched an attack on my leg because I dared to stand near him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried tempting him with a piece of string?

Failing that you need a pine cone I had cats when I was little and they used to literally freak out and run away spitting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Water gun

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Sing to him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get a water pistol and soak him

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The kids do have a super soaker in the shed... but it's raining and I've just done my hair...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I would be tempted to leave him there and go out the back door. Im not keen on cats, too many sharp bits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use a broom to give him a shove.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sing to him."
soft kitty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit on him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tempt him out with some catnip.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Through a cucumber at him... He'll move by himself

Cats are afraid of cucumber for some reasons "
mine isn't silly sod played with it

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I think you need to stimulate him. Play with him distract him. That kind if thing.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I wouldn't go near him, he sounds like a miserable bugger. Plus I've seen a video on fb of an angry cat swishing it's tail before launching at it's owner

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Get that pussy under control. Or call a man in to sort it out.

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By *umblefunMan
over a year ago

London/ South East

i’ve always found a good licking will get a pussy going! Oops wrong thread......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get a water pistol and soak him

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But everyone loves a wet pussy?

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Do you own a whip??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need a pussy whisperer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell him he’s not allowed outside. I find cats do the opposite to what they’re told.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Often my grumpy cat will follow someone out of the frontdoor but doesn't venture outside through the porch door. Especially when it's raining. He just sits in the porch. He's really scary so I don't want to physically move him... any suggestions? I've tried coaxing him with treats etc. But he just stares at me swishing his tail from side to side (I think that means he's angry).

Is it acceptable to just leave him there? How long for?

Any pussy removal experts?"

Shut the door and leave him in there.

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By *imandher84Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

Boot+cat=problem solved.

Honestly cat owners boggle my mind, i wouldn't let a human dictate my behaviour in my own home never mind a furry little shitbag who was scared of the outside.

Why anyone invites anything into there home that given half the chance would eat them/poop on them is beyond me.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Can't the other half move him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boot+cat=problem solved.

Honestly cat owners boggle my mind, i wouldn't let a human dictate my behaviour in my own home never mind a furry little shitbag who was scared of the outside.

Why anyone invites anything into there home that given half the chance would eat them/poop on them is beyond me. "

And the companionship and affection that they can lavish upon their owners will also be lost on you. But that's the choices we make

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By *imandher84Couple
over a year ago

Leeds


"Boot+cat=problem solved.

Honestly cat owners boggle my mind, i wouldn't let a human dictate my behaviour in my own home never mind a furry little shitbag who was scared of the outside.

Why anyone invites anything into there home that given half the chance would eat them/poop on them is beyond me.

And the companionship and affection that they can lavish upon their owners will also be lost on you. But that's the choices we make "

So basically a narcissistic sociopath running around your house? I have two children I'm all covered in that department.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boot+cat=problem solved.

Honestly cat owners boggle my mind, i wouldn't let a human dictate my behaviour in my own home never mind a furry little shitbag who was scared of the outside.

Why anyone invites anything into there home that given half the chance would eat them/poop on them is beyond me.

And the companionship and affection that they can lavish upon their owners will also be lost on you. But that's the choices we make

So basically a narcissistic sociopath running around your house? I have two children I'm all covered in that department. "

You've confirmed my choice on cats over kids

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By *imandher84Couple
over a year ago

Leeds


"Boot+cat=problem solved.

Honestly cat owners boggle my mind, i wouldn't let a human dictate my behaviour in my own home never mind a furry little shitbag who was scared of the outside.

Why anyone invites anything into there home that given half the chance would eat them/poop on them is beyond me.

And the companionship and affection that they can lavish upon their owners will also be lost on you. But that's the choices we make

So basically a narcissistic sociopath running around your house? I have two children I'm all covered in that department.

You've confirmed my choice on cats over kids "

A cat can't wipe your chin when you have dribbled your soup or empty your wee bottles in those "golden years" upstairs for thinking, downstairs for dancing

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