FabSwingers.com forum: Romantic gesture

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

What's your Funny, tragic, serious, failed, successful tail of making a romantic gesture or being on the receiving end.

Best one wins a curly wurly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone bought me a Bueno after sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's your Funny, tragic, serious, failed, successful tail of making a romantic gesture or being on the receiving end.

Best one wins a curly wurly

I met a woman for a date and arrived with 12 red red roses. She bust into tears because no guy had even bought her flowers before. She was snot, tears and smeared mascara.... not really what I envisaged.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best romantic gesture: they pick up a Chinese take away for you on their way home.

Never happened yet!

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Best romantic gesture: they pick up a Chinese take away for you on their way home.

Never happened yet!

I do that regularly for a couple of neighbours if they've fed my dogs during the day while I'm at work etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best romantic gesture: they pick up a Chinese take away for you on their way home.

Never happened yet!

Egg fried rice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone bought me a Bueno after sex "

What about the lovely cheesecake I made you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone once bought me a small solar powered unicorn, I still have it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best romantic gesture: they pick up a Chinese take away for you on their way home.

Never happened yet!

Real stories only..i think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone bought me a Bueno after sex

What about the lovely cheesecake I made you? "

Yes I forgot that someone made me cheesecake before the sex

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By *019ReadyCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Someone made garlic mushrooms as the starter of our first romantic meal together. Using garlic salt. Not actual garlic. I can't even describe the horror of that first mouthful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best romantic gesture: they pick up a Chinese take away for you on their way home.

Never happened yet!

Real stories only..i think "

Hubby once brought me home a can of I didn't even have to ask for!!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Someone made garlic mushrooms as the starter of our first romantic meal together. Using garlic salt. Not actual garlic. I can't even describe the horror of that first mouthful! "

Don’t be so ungrateful....she probably spent all day cooking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most romantic he's managed so far is a branded spatula..

he's a keeper.

Saff

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I've mentioned it before, an ex who bought me a frying pan on our first Xmas together!

He nearly ended up wearing it .

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Someone bought me a Bueno after sex "

You said you liked them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've mentioned it before, an ex who bought me a frying pan on our first Xmas together!

He nearly ended up wearing it ."

I got bough a wine rack from habitat. Think he was telling me something. That rack was never full for very long.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I've mentioned it before, an ex who bought me a frying pan on our first Xmas together!

He nearly ended up wearing it .

I got bough a wine rack from habitat. Think he was telling me something. That rack was never full for very long. "

Haha, I still use the frying pan. It lasted longer than the ex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've mentioned it before, an ex who bought me a frying pan on our first Xmas together!

He nearly ended up wearing it .

I got bough a wine rack from habitat. Think he was telling me something. That rack was never full for very long.

Haha, I still use the frying pan. It lasted longer than the ex

Did he buy you a barbecue after that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got her this ring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What counts as romantic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What counts as romantic?

Anything that makes you smile or angry, I’d guess angry tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was casually seeing a girl.. I hid a agent provocateur set in her room and Valentine’s Day played hot or cold... she found it and that was it.. way too big a gesture.. ended it.

I should have done nothing and maybe I’d still be there! LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got her this ring"

Oops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone booking and coming with me to see something i know they wasnt over keen on....then spending the night with them....after knowing them many years.it might not mean much to them or others but least i will always have the memories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was casually seeing a girl.. I hid a agent provocateur set in her room and Valentine’s Day played hot or cold... she found it and that was it.. way too big a gesture.. ended it.

I should have done nothing and maybe I’d still be there! LOL"

Was she mad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was casually seeing a girl.. I hid a agent provocateur set in her room and Valentine’s Day played hot or cold... she found it and that was it.. way too big a gesture.. ended it.

I should have done nothing and maybe I’d still be there! LOL

Was she mad?

In hindsight she just wants the sex. I tried to make it more and she put me in my place. She is to date my best fuck ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Was casually seeing a girl.. I hid a agent provocateur set in her room and Valentine’s Day played hot or cold... she found it and that was it.. way too big a gesture.. ended it.

I should have done nothing and maybe I’d still be there! LOL"

Did you get the wrong size?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was casually seeing a girl.. I hid a agent provocateur set in her room and Valentine’s Day played hot or cold... she found it and that was it.. way too big a gesture.. ended it.

I should have done nothing and maybe I’d still be there! LOL

Did you get the wrong size?

Nope bang on. About £200 worth. Couldn’t return it either.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Was casually seeing a girl.. I hid a agent provocateur set in her room and Valentine’s Day played hot or cold... she found it and that was it.. way too big a gesture.. ended it.

I should have done nothing and maybe I’d still be there! LOL

Was she mad?

In hindsight she just wants the sex. I tried to make it more and she put me in my place. She is to date my best fuck ever."

She was your ‘best fuck ever’.....such romantic words! Are you sure she ditched you because of the lingerie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What counts as romantic?

Anything that makes you smile or angry, I’d guess angry tbh

Not picking up after yourself is romantic?!?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Someone once bought me a small solar powered unicorn, I still have it

That's kinda cool

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I've mentioned it before, an ex who bought me a frying pan on our first Xmas together!

He nearly ended up wearing it .

I got bough a wine rack from habitat. Think he was telling me something. That rack was never full for very long.

Haha, I still use the frying pan. It lasted longer than the ex

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By *4nc3rCouple
over a year ago

Clacton-On-Sea, Essex

Hubby spending his money; saved to pre-order his xbox one when they came out; on buying me a new tanzanite and diamond engagement ring as a gift for my birthday - it was a big deal, he's a massive gamer so huge sacrifice and tanzanite is my favourite

Now our idea of a romantic gesture is I get home to find out he's already downloaded the newest update for Destiny on to my Xbox for me

match made in heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ate her bumhole after id been banging it

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By *onygirlieWoman
over a year ago

Leicestershire

"Was casually seeing a girl.. I hid a agent provocateur set in her room and Valentine’s Day played hot or cold... she found it and that was it.. way too big a gesture.. ended it.

I should have done nothing and maybe I’d still be there! LOL

Was she mad?

In hindsight she just wants the sex. I tried to make it more and she put me in my place. She is to date my best fuck ever."

Definitely mad. If she didn’t keep the agent provocateur can I have it please

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Hubby spending his money; saved to pre-order his xbox one when they came out; on buying me a new tanzanite and diamond engagement ring as a gift for my birthday - it was a big deal, he's a massive gamer so huge sacrifice and tanzanite is my favourite

Now our idea of a romantic gesture is I get home to find out he's already downloaded the newest update for Destiny on to my Xbox for me

match made in heaven

Aww that's special..nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A young lady who I loved to the bone used to come in to the shop I worked in. I had got talking to her but there was this nag that I never was able to say what I wanted to say to her. A few months into this I had a dream and the words were given to me to express to her.

"Your beauty and sweetness shine through your face

As you are within so are you without".

When I gave those words to her on a piece of folded up paper I told her to read them later and not now.

When I next saw her she thanked me and said it was really nice what I had written.

I knew she was in a relationship and didn't want to spoil the friendship we had. So I guess it was given to me to express myself to her another way. I'm glad I did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once gave a girl my last Rolo....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once gave a girl my last Rolo...."

Iv never been given anyone's last rolo!

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

The most romantic thing I’ve ever done or been on the receiving end of is caring for them when they’re ill. That’s romance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sang to a girl on a gondola once. It was in Vegas, I was d*unk and I had paid her for the full hour. Does that count as romantic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most romantic he's managed so far is a branded spatula..

he's a keeper.

Saff"

What.....?

I started fucking fire for you! Held your hand in Tesco's and EVERYTHING!!

Plus those spatulas are rare, they're literally worth their weight in plastic! My clients will do all sorts to get their hands on one of those......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A young lady who I loved to the bone used to come in to the shop I worked in. I had got talking to her but there was this nag that I never was able to say what I wanted to say to her. A few months into this I had a dream and the words were given to me to express to her.

"Your beauty and sweetness shine through your face

As you are within so are you without".

When I gave those words to her on a piece of folded up paper I told her to read them later and not now.

When I next saw her she thanked me and said it was really nice what I had written.

I knew she was in a relationship and didn't want to spoil the friendship we had. So I guess it was given to me to express myself to her another way. I'm glad I did."
It was the other way around:

"As you are without so are you within". If I share a story may as well get it right!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I got a lady friend those chocolate roses for valentine's day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most romantic he's managed so far is a branded spatula..

he's a keeper.

Saff

What.....?

I started fucking fire for you! Held your hand in Tesco's and EVERYTHING!!

Plus those spatulas are rare, they're literally worth their weight in plastic! My clients will do all sorts to get their hands on one of those......

Must be love!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I married my childhood sweetheart, she had a 3 year old son and thought it would be easier if he wasnt there. When she walked down the aisle I had him with me in a little suit to surprise her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got a lady friend those chocolate roses for valentine's day"

Chocolate and flowers all in one, what's not to like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a friend once, Ill in hospital and in lots of pain. Yet a long way from where I live.

Each night they were there at around 3am I wrote doggeral, crappy poems, and just random musings, just so they had something to read if they couldn't sleep, or when they woke up each day.

Thousands of words, just to help another through the night, or day.

They were a friend once....

But the past is another country.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most romantic he's managed so far is a branded spatula..

he's a keeper.

Saff

What.....?

I started fucking fire for you! Held your hand in Tesco's and EVERYTHING!!

Plus those spatulas are rare, they're literally worth their weight in plastic! My clients will do all sorts to get their hands on one of those......

Must be love!

He's the bestest

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Most romantic he's managed so far is a branded spatula..

he's a keeper.

Saff

What.....?

I started fucking fire for you! Held your hand in Tesco's and EVERYTHING!!

Plus those spatulas are rare, they're literally worth their weight in plastic! My clients will do all sorts to get their hands on one of those......

Must be love!

I love playing kitchen implement or sex toy in IKEA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fwb wrote me a song, he had wrote the lyrics and music and recorded himself playing it, he played it to me after a steamy night and I cried.

He lives in London now after getting a record deal, becoming very well known on BBC radio London. Just released his first album,super proud of him.

Still see him when he comes home, not the same though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most romantic he's managed so far is a branded spatula..

he's a keeper.

Saff

What.....?

I started fucking fire for you! Held your hand in Tesco's and EVERYTHING!!

Plus those spatulas are rare, they're literally worth their weight in plastic! My clients will do all sorts to get their hands on one of those......

Must be love!

I love playing kitchen implement or sex toy in IKEA"

The product names in IKEA are kinky af

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was casually seeing a girl.. I hid a agent provocateur set in her room and Valentine’s Day played hot or cold... she found it and that was it.. way too big a gesture.. ended it.

I should have done nothing and maybe I’d still be there! LOL

Was she mad?

In hindsight she just wants the sex. I tried to make it more and she put me in my place. She is to date my best fuck ever.

Definitely mad. If she didn’t keep the agent provocateur can I have it please

Wow,

You defo have the figure for it. I gave it away to a friend.. I don’t think she ever wore it...

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