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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's that time of the week where Auntie P opens the gates to her heart and gives you a dose of thyme advice..

What's on your hairy chest? You can tell me, let it out.

I may not be as serene as usual, or as understanding.... I'm on the blob and right now could snap someones arm down under their nuts and up their back so they're patting themselves on the head just for breathing funny.

Hit me up you lucky fuckers

P

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Well now my hairy chest is concerning me!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Sounds like you could do with a boobie hug op.

X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well now my hairy chest is concerning me! "

Let the locks flow, saves money on buying nippy tassels

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sounds like you could do with a boobie hug op.

X"

I do enjoy a boobie hug. My problem is nipples are just so damn biteable, and my teethies are quite often at nippy height.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Well now my hairy chest is concerning me!

Let the locks flow, saves money on buying nippy tassels "

Excellent thinking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well now my hairy chest is concerning me!

Let the locks flow, saves money on buying nippy tassels

Excellent thinking "

My wiseness astounds me at times.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Sounds like you could do with a boobie hug op.

X

I do enjoy a boobie hug. My problem is nipples are just so damn biteable, and my teethies are quite often at nippy height."

I'm not that tall and have big boobs, your taller than my nipple height

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Awe hugs OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do all you forum ladies synch up or something?

OK, so do I stress about work or just say fuck it and leave everything for tomorrow and hurry home to to say goodnight to my little person? Yeah, OK, that was a no brainer, thanks for the help though...

Steve x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do all you forum ladies synch up or something?

OK, so do I stress about work or just say fuck it and leave everything for tomorrow and hurry home to to say goodnight to my little person? Yeah, OK, that was a no brainer, thanks for the help though...

Steve x "

You're very welcome.

Glad to be of service, please call again

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Do all you forum ladies synch up or something?

OK, so do I stress about work or just say fuck it and leave everything for tomorrow and hurry home to to say goodnight to my little person? Yeah, OK, that was a no brainer, thanks for the help though...

Steve x

You're very welcome.

Glad to be of service, please call again "

That response tickled me, P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do all you forum ladies synch up or something?

OK, so do I stress about work or just say fuck it and leave everything for tomorrow and hurry home to to say goodnight to my little person? Yeah, OK, that was a no brainer, thanks for the help though...

Steve x

You're very welcome.

Glad to be of service, please call again

That response tickled me, P "

Friends innit

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Do all you forum ladies synch up or something?

OK, so do I stress about work or just say fuck it and leave everything for tomorrow and hurry home to to say goodnight to my little person? Yeah, OK, that was a no brainer, thanks for the help though...

Steve x

You're very welcome.

Glad to be of service, please call again

That response tickled me, P

Friends innit"

No need to be defensive love.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do all you forum ladies synch up or something?

OK, so do I stress about work or just say fuck it and leave everything for tomorrow and hurry home to to say goodnight to my little person? Yeah, OK, that was a no brainer, thanks for the help though...

Steve x

You're very welcome.

Glad to be of service, please call again

That response tickled me, P "

The whole thread was meant to tickle, like a caterpillar with mega hairy legs crawling up your inner thigh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do all you forum ladies synch up or something?

OK, so do I stress about work or just say fuck it and leave everything for tomorrow and hurry home to to say goodnight to my little person? Yeah, OK, that was a no brainer, thanks for the help though...

Steve x

You're very welcome.

Glad to be of service, please call again

That response tickled me, P

The whole thread was meant to tickle, like a caterpillar with mega hairy legs crawling up your inner thigh "

Exactly

Some guys don't know who is friends with who in here

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Do all you forum ladies synch up or something?

OK, so do I stress about work or just say fuck it and leave everything for tomorrow and hurry home to to say goodnight to my little person? Yeah, OK, that was a no brainer, thanks for the help though...

Steve x

You're very welcome.

Glad to be of service, please call again

That response tickled me, P

The whole thread was meant to tickle, like a caterpillar with mega hairy legs crawling up your inner thigh "

And it has, your way with words makes me chuckle. Must WhatsApp you the attachment stuff btw.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Do all you forum ladies synch up or something?

OK, so do I stress about work or just say fuck it and leave everything for tomorrow and hurry home to to say goodnight to my little person? Yeah, OK, that was a no brainer, thanks for the help though...

Steve x

You're very welcome.

Glad to be of service, please call again

That response tickled me, P

The whole thread was meant to tickle, like a caterpillar with mega hairy legs crawling up your inner thigh

Exactly

Some guys don't know who is friends with who in here "

Crimony Steve, I wasn’t talking about you! It was the same amusement as when FnB and Tame “endorse” a comment, the answer just made me laugh. Please stop overpersonalising something that wasn’t there. Chillax xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

P. Will it all turn out ok?

That's all the info I can give.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do all you forum ladies synch up or something?

OK, so do I stress about work or just say fuck it and leave everything for tomorrow and hurry home to to say goodnight to my little person? Yeah, OK, that was a no brainer, thanks for the help though...

Steve x

You're very welcome.

Glad to be of service, please call again

That response tickled me, P

The whole thread was meant to tickle, like a caterpillar with mega hairy legs crawling up your inner thigh

Exactly

Some guys don't know who is friends with who in here

Crimony Steve, I wasn’t talking about you! It was the same amusement as when FnB and Tame “endorse” a comment, the answer just made me laugh. Please stop overpersonalising something that wasn’t there. Chillax xxxx"

He's still taken.. move along.

Saff

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do all you forum ladies synch up or something?

OK, so do I stress about work or just say fuck it and leave everything for tomorrow and hurry home to to say goodnight to my little person? Yeah, OK, that was a no brainer, thanks for the help though...

Steve x

You're very welcome.

Glad to be of service, please call again

That response tickled me, P

The whole thread was meant to tickle, like a caterpillar with mega hairy legs crawling up your inner thigh

And it has, your way with words makes me chuckle. Must WhatsApp you the attachment stuff btw. "

Oh please do, the more I learn the better

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Do I leave the thing until the last minute or the very last minute?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Do all you forum ladies synch up or something?

OK, so do I stress about work or just say fuck it and leave everything for tomorrow and hurry home to to say goodnight to my little person? Yeah, OK, that was a no brainer, thanks for the help though...

Steve x

You're very welcome.

Glad to be of service, please call again

That response tickled me, P

The whole thread was meant to tickle, like a caterpillar with mega hairy legs crawling up your inner thigh

Exactly

Some guys don't know who is friends with who in here

Crimony Steve, I wasn’t talking about you! It was the same amusement as when FnB and Tame “endorse” a comment, the answer just made me laugh. Please stop overpersonalising something that wasn’t there. Chillax xxxx

He's still taken.. move along.

Saff"

Nah, I’m good here. And phew! I couldn’t handle having to explain myself so much!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"P. Will it all turn out ok?

That's all the info I can give. "

Yes it will.

It may take longer than expected, or take a longer route but eventually the ability to breathe and appreciate the beauty in the world will creep up one day.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Do all you forum ladies synch up or something?

OK, so do I stress about work or just say fuck it and leave everything for tomorrow and hurry home to to say goodnight to my little person? Yeah, OK, that was a no brainer, thanks for the help though...

Steve x

You're very welcome.

Glad to be of service, please call again

That response tickled me, P

The whole thread was meant to tickle, like a caterpillar with mega hairy legs crawling up your inner thigh

And it has, your way with words makes me chuckle. Must WhatsApp you the attachment stuff btw.

Oh please do, the more I learn the better "

Absolutely

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do I leave the thing until the last minute or the very last minute? "

You change very to every and you have all the time in the world

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Do I leave the thing until the last minute or the very last minute?

You change very to every and you have all the time in the world "

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

How do you get rid of trapped wind Aunty P?

Asking for a friend, obviously.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do you get rid of trapped wind Aunty P?

Asking for a friend, obviously.

Jo.Xx "

Slowly...

You need someone to give you a roundy roundy.

A roundy roundy is a real thing who's name I may have made up all by myself.

The relief is immense .... and noisy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please leave me outside of that I don't know what it is I am just on here to tickle anuses

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do you get rid of trapped wind Aunty P?

Asking for a friend, obviously.

Jo.Xx

Slowly...

You need someone to give you a roundy roundy.

A roundy roundy is a real thing who's name I may have made up all by myself.

The relief is immense .... and noisy "

It really is real, not like cakes fit bird real, but actually really real. I have on occasion given B a roundy roundy and it worked a dream.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Please leave me outside of that I don't know what it is I am just on here to tickle anuses "

With your tongue or finger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please leave me outside of that I don't know what it is I am just on here to tickle anuses

With your tongue or finger?"

Both if there are two anuses

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Please leave me outside of that I don't know what it is I am just on here to tickle anuses

With your tongue or finger?

Both if there are two anuses "

They should be called anusi, pronounced anus-eye, for when they wink at ya

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"How do you get rid of trapped wind Aunty P?

Asking for a friend, obviously.

Jo.Xx

Slowly...

You need someone to give you a roundy roundy.

A roundy roundy is a real thing who's name I may have made up all by myself.

The relief is immense .... and noisy

It really is real, not like cakes fit bird real, but actually really real. I have on occasion given B a roundy roundy and it worked a dream."

WTF is a 'roundy roundy'?

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please leave me outside of that I don't know what it is I am just on here to tickle anuses

With your tongue or finger?

Both if there are two anuses

They should be called anusi, pronounced anus-eye, for when they wink at ya "

they do when the owner pronounce 'lovely' at the same time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do you get rid of trapped wind Aunty P?

Asking for a friend, obviously.

Jo.Xx

Slowly...

You need someone to give you a roundy roundy.

A roundy roundy is a real thing who's name I may have made up all by myself.

The relief is immense .... and noisy

It really is real, not like cakes fit bird real, but actually really real. I have on occasion given B a roundy roundy and it worked a dream.

WTF is a 'roundy roundy'?

Jo.Xx "

Google baby massage where they go roundy roundy on the tum. 2 hands, clockwise. You're welcome

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"How do you get rid of trapped wind Aunty P?

Asking for a friend, obviously.

Jo.Xx

Slowly...

You need someone to give you a roundy roundy.

A roundy roundy is a real thing who's name I may have made up all by myself.

The relief is immense .... and noisy

It really is real, not like cakes fit bird real, but actually really real. I have on occasion given B a roundy roundy and it worked a dream.

WTF is a 'roundy roundy'?

Jo.Xx

Google baby massage where they go roundy roundy on the tum. 2 hands, clockwise. You're welcome "

Ha, I did a baby massage course, it was 14 years ago though, so Google I will, I mean I'll tell my friend.

Thanks so much Aunty P.Xx

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff


"It's that time of the week where Auntie P opens the gates to her heart and gives you a dose of thyme advice..

What's on your hairy chest? You can tell me, let it out.

I may not be as serene as usual, or as understanding.... I'm on the blob and right now could snap someones arm down under their nuts and up their back so they're patting themselves on the head just for breathing funny.

Hit me up you lucky fuckers

P"

Lol, love the term on the blob.. heading there myself, I'm one evil bitch this week and eating too much cheese....

What to do when you think you have made a connection.... and it just disappears....by nature I'm not a chaser......advice please Auntie P

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's that time of the week where Auntie P opens the gates to her heart and gives you a dose of thyme advice..

What's on your hairy chest? You can tell me, let it out.

I may not be as serene as usual, or as understanding.... I'm on the blob and right now could snap someones arm down under their nuts and up their back so they're patting themselves on the head just for breathing funny.

Hit me up you lucky fuckers

P

Lol, love the term on the blob.. heading there myself, I'm one evil bitch this week and eating too much cheese....

What to do when you think you have made a connection.... and it just disappears....by nature I'm not a chaser......advice please Auntie P

Jo x"

Swap the blue counter for the yellow counter and connect 3 instead, twists their melons right up

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