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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place

Remember your first orgasm of the new millennium...was it on the night or

when you recovered a few days later ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will let ya know when i have it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shows ya how memorable it was i cant remember. i was too concerned that my daughter had gone to a party at the christian church and her grandparents had left her with strangers for two days without telling me. biggest perverts infaltrate the churchs and they had left a 10 year old with complete strangers that i didnt know. wanted to shove their pole and flags up their happy arses at the time

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place

lol what you two like .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i aint joking ya know

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place


"i aint joking ya know "

i know you are ...you have a regular who takes your breath away .....pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

u remember urs mr x????

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Thats nine flaming years ago, cant remember my last one let alone that long back lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Remember your first orgasm of the new millennium...was it on the night or

when you recovered a few days later ..

"

Are you 'avin a laugh.... it's 2009. I can't remember what I did 9 feckin weeks ago!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well yerrr

when i can get hold of him

kin men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We stayed up to watch all the fireworks then had some of our own at about 12:30

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

u lovely ladies must b picking the wrong guys!!!!! lol contact me if required...............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Remember your first orgasm of the new millennium...was it on the night or

when you recovered a few days later ..

mmmmmh me thinks you would remember word for word and picture for picture

xx

Are you 'avin a laugh.... it's 2009. I can't remember what I did 9 feckin weeks ago!"

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place


"u remember urs mr x???? "

yeah i do ..the millenium eve was a black out zone for me from 6 till 8 the next morning..so i remember it was 3 days later so it was on or around 3 jan night time and i just cant remember who with ...but it did happen honest ...pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"u lovely ladies must b picking the wrong guys!!!!! lol contact me if required............... "

already fookin did but you were playing cricket....god how yer hate a man playing with balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

u luv to play with mens balls jan!!!!! no cricket next time i promise just fun all the way

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


" mmmmmh me thinks you would remember word for word and picture for picture

"

Of which shag was when? lol Not a chance.

But when it comes to what other people say, do etc.... ahhhh the detail never fades - just can't put dates to it (without checking)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" mmmmmh me thinks you would remember word for word and picture for picture

Of which shag was when? lol Not a chance.

But when it comes to what other people say, do etc.... ahhhh the detail never fades - just can't put dates to it (without checking) "

but dont they say polo a picture paints a thousand words.....fookin posh or wot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"u luv to play with mens balls jan!!!!! no cricket next time i promise just fun all the way "

ah you tickle me when you call me by my christian name. pussy to you arsewipe. you will bend over and take what is kindly give with a strap on. lol

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"u remember urs mr x????

yeah i do ..the millenium eve was a black out zone for me from 6 till 8 the next morning..so i remember it was 3 days later so it was on or around 3 jan night time and i just cant remember who with ...but it did happen honest ...pmsl "

I can tell you where I was at midnight to see in 2000... and at which point on the walk home I started to sober up... and how fucking cold I suddenly realised it was lol.... no idea who the first romp of that year was with or who I did during the whole of that year lol

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place


" mmmmmh me thinks you would remember word for word and picture for picture

Of which shag was when? lol Not a chance.

But when it comes to what other people say, do etc.... ahhhh the detail never fades - just can't put dates to it (without checking) "

unusual for you ...you have a photographic memory dont you ???

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


" mmmmmh me thinks you would remember word for word and picture for picture

Of which shag was when? lol Not a chance.

But when it comes to what other people say, do etc.... ahhhh the detail never fades - just can't put dates to it (without checking)

but dont they say polo a picture paints a thousand words.....fookin posh or wot "

It depends if it is your picture or not lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no problem jan( i mean pussy) lol lol

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


" mmmmmh me thinks you would remember word for word and picture for picture

Of which shag was when? lol Not a chance.

But when it comes to what other people say, do etc.... ahhhh the detail never fades - just can't put dates to it (without checking)

unusual for you ...you have a photographic memory dont you ???"

I can't do date - I can't tell you what year I started my current job (not without actually working it out and I only know how long I've been there because we get a letter eah year telling us lol) I can't tell you when I left school, what year I got my first job, when I got my first degree or even how many weeks my dad has been in hospital.... can't do dates. Everything esle

Oh and I struggle with names too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" mmmmmh me thinks you would remember word for word and picture for picture

Of which shag was when? lol Not a chance.

But when it comes to what other people say, do etc.... ahhhh the detail never fades - just can't put dates to it (without checking)

but dont they say polo a picture paints a thousand words.....fookin posh or wot

It depends if it is your picture or not lol"

mmmmh well i assure you the pictures on my profile are defo of my big fat arse. i just hope no one wants to take the credit for them. and as far as the tits, well my tits come with their very own bar code so i can argue the toss if someone tries to see there theirs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can only relate to the best time ever really.

a guy i met and we had the most amazing afternoon.

i was in heaven and altho had nice times since, nothing compares to that afternoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"no problem jan( i mean pussy) lol lol "

so you wanting to meet pussy's pussy ahem cough cough. well i am coughing actually after catching germs off loads of strange peops at barnsley. ffs they must wear a mask when they kiss me and go down on me in future

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place


"no problem jan( i mean pussy) lol lol

so you wanting to meet pussy's pussy ahem cough cough. well i am coughing actually after catching germs off loads of strange peops at barnsley. ffs they must wear a mask when they kiss me and go down on me in future"

I told ya before not to use a oil drum for a jacuzzi....

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

I can't remember my first orgasm of the millenium but I do remember copious amounts of B52s

I also remember dancing on the table and doing millenium moonies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ohh i remember mine was in a club shagging a squaddie ( just doing my bit for queen and country ) xxx nice way to start a new century

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london


"I can't remember my first orgasm of the millenium but I do remember copious amounts of B52s

I also remember dancing on the table and doing millenium moonies "

You are a dark horse!! But it's slowly slipping out!

Soon we will all know!;-)

LOL

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place


"ohh i remember mine was in a club shagging a squaddie ( just doing my bit for queen and country ) xxx nice way to start a new century"

Thank god someone remembers it ....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago


"I can't remember my first orgasm of the millenium but I do remember copious amounts of B52s

I also remember dancing on the table and doing millenium moonies

You are a dark horse!! But it's slowly slipping out!

Soon we will all know!;-)

LOL "

Id best be quiet then and say nothing more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely not on the night, as I was freezing my butt off waiting to see the so-called spectacular river of fire somewhere along the Thames, with my then husband who did not like crowds

If I did have one, it would have been months into 2000, and I was probably on my own!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not counting myself end of 2002

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

on the night mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

Well if self-induced orgasms count then it was about 20 mins into the new millenium......but an orgasm with someone else....OMG..less than a year ago...(thankyou Nick!!!!)

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place


"Well if self-induced orgasms count then it was about 20 mins into the new millenium......but an orgasm with someone else....OMG..less than a year ago...(thankyou Nick!!!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Remember your first orgasm of the new millennium...was it on the night or

when you recovered a few days later ..

"

ooh ive just noticed this post !!!

my first EVER orgasm...happened well into the new millenium think it was 2005 !! I was 50 Years old ...cried my F**ing eyes out.... mechanically induced too ...but once i had allowed myself the pleasure i just wanted more and more and more !!!...........

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place


"Remember your first orgasm of the new millennium...was it on the night or

when you recovered a few days later ..

ooh ive just noticed this post !!!

my first EVER orgasm...happened well into the new millenium think it was 2005 !! I was 50 Years old ...cried my F**ing eyes out.... mechanically induced too ...but once i had allowed myself the pleasure i just wanted more and more and more !!!..........."

lovely x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will let ya know when i have it "

rotflmao

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