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Cars that guys shouldn’t drive.

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By *irth Vader OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Was driving in Newcastle this morning and seen a guy with full sleeve tatts and guns driving a VW Beetle. That is NOT a car a guy should drive. Audi A1 is another.

Any more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why shouldn’t he?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No such thing.

Saff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fiat 500 unless its an abarth x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was driving in Newcastle this morning and seen a guy with full sleeve tatts and guns driving a VW Beetle. That is NOT a car a guy should drive. Audi A1 is another.

Any more? "

Guys shouldn't drive in general, they should be at home not seen or heard, cooking me my dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone should drive any car they like. Merely a way of getting from a to b

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge


"Why shouldn’t he?"
cos its an hairdressers car init

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bull shit!

A man can drive what ever he wants, just like a woman can.

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Depends if it was an original Beetle that would be fine... but one of those new ones with the flowers on the dashboard is just wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why shouldn’t he?cos its an hairdressers car init "

Can men not be hair dressers?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Why shouldn’t he?cos its an hairdressers car init

Can men not be hair dressers?"

No only barbers.

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

Drive what you want I will give BMW's a miss

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Drive what you want I will give BMW's a miss "

Rear wheel drive can be tricky. Safer for you to stick to front wheel drive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why shouldn’t he?cos its an hairdressers car init

Can men not be hair dressers?"

Not if they've got tattoos apparently

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By *winkleFairyCouple
over a year ago

UK

Do you also think women shouldn’t drive big cars?

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By *eastAndTheHarlotCouple
over a year ago

Hartlepool

Men should be comfortable enough to drive whatever without it hurting their precious masculinity

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"Do you also think women shouldn’t drive big cars?"

I like seeing ladies drive big Jag saloons

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

I would also add to this list;

BMW 1 Series

Mercedes A-Class

Mini

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on... I'll ask the alpha forum guys

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By *REEPALESTINEMan
over a year ago

derby


"Was driving in Newcastle this morning and seen a guy with full sleeve tatts and guns driving a VW Beetle. That is NOT a car a guy should drive. Audi A1 is another.

Any more? "

Ford KA

Fiat Punto

Renault Megane

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By *winkleFairyCouple
over a year ago

UK


"Do you also think women shouldn’t drive big cars?

I like seeing ladies drive big Jag saloons"

I drive a big car typically considered a “man’s car”... the sort of bloke who thinks men can’t drive small cars is the same sort who tries to race me at the lights because their fragile egos can’t cope with women driving bigger and faster cars than them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2CV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fwb drives a fiat 500. I can guarantee he's all man. But I did poke fun at him for owning one

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By *irth Vader OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Do you also think women shouldn’t drive big cars?

I like seeing ladies drive big Jag saloons

I drive a big car typically considered a “man’s car”... the sort of bloke who thinks men can’t drive small cars is the same sort who tries to race me at the lights because their fragile egos can’t cope with women driving bigger and faster cars than them!"

Eh .... no, your wrong.

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By *irth Vader OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow

It’s funny how every light hearted post draws the “how dare you” brigade out.

If anyone is offended by me then I’m sorry I couldn’t give a fuck.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Lol few months back a Black Bentley pulled into drive through Starbucks I was in .... car was filthy, he was a mid 20s chav in joggers

Wtf!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tractors should only ever be driven by women imo.....

I always want to slap tractor drivers and if you do that to guys they tend to think you want a fight.....

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By *winkleFairyCouple
over a year ago

UK


"It’s funny how every light hearted post draws the “how dare you” brigade out.

If anyone is offended by me then I’m sorry I couldn’t give a fuck. "
m

Good job I don’t give a fuck too when I burn off blokes like you when you try to race me!

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By *winkleFairyCouple
over a year ago

UK


"Lol few months back a Black Bentley pulled into drive through Starbucks I was in .... car was filthy, he was a mid 20s chav in joggers

Wtf! "

The ultimate disappointment!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex hubby is covered in tattoos and drives a mini. He doesn’t give a fuck and loves it. People can drive what they want.

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By *winkleFairyCouple
over a year ago

UK


"My ex hubby is covered in tattoos and drives a mini. He doesn’t give a fuck and loves it. People can drive what they want. "

Love it!

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Nissan Figaro.

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By *entish79Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Is this because Beetle’s are a girl’s car, and men should only drive Men’s Cars because they are Men? And driving a girl’s car would make them less of a Man, or maybe a little bit gay?

If that’s what you meant, you should have just said!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had 2 beetles!!

Not standard though.

I wouldn't want to drive a proton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get the same shit about the mx5. Owned one of those also (amongst about 95 cars )

They are a great fun car to drive, like the MK1/mk1b MR2

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Lol few months back a Black Bentley pulled into drive through Starbucks I was in .... car was filthy, he was a mid 20s chav in joggers

Wtf! "

Modern Bentley are chavtastic IMO. It's the 'footballer effect'.

All luxury cars suffer from temporary image issues when they reach an age that makes them "affordable" although honestly most image issues with cars seem to be based in jealousy.

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

I (Mr) used to have a girlfriend who drove an Austin A40 with those flag indicators.

Whenever she drove it, it was all smiles from onlookers. When I drove it I got far more daggers from folk thinking I'm an attention seeking bastard.

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter

I own a z3 and get the occasional 'hairdresser' comment much as MX5 drivers also have to put up with on the regular.

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By *Marvel-Man
over a year ago

In The Gym

There's plenty of cars I wouldn't want to drive. Not because I'm a guy. Some cars look plain awful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one should drive a car that isn't road legal. Fill your boots on private land though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No man on earth should drives a Kia ceed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol few months back a Black Bentley pulled into drive through Starbucks I was in .... car was filthy, he was a mid 20s chav in joggers

Wtf!

Modern Bentley are chavtastic IMO. It's the 'footballer effect'.

All luxury cars suffer from temporary image issues when they reach an age that makes them "affordable" although honestly most image issues with cars seem to be based in jealousy. "

The continental GT can be picked up for about £17k, which if you pay off with finance is perfectly affordable to most people.

Running and maintenance costs are another beast though

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

Ffs op there's no need to tell everyone you seen me in my beetle

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Chap I used to know is over 6ft tall and used to drive a 1970s mini. He had to take the back seat out his legs were do long

I think the OP comment is more about seeing people driving vehicles you tend not to expect, based on the way they look.

My hubby has nearly always driven vans. He used to have a long wheelbase transit. I often got surprised looks when I drove it, mostly from men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No man on earth should drives a Kia ceed "

Except you!!

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Lol few months back a Black Bentley pulled into drive through Starbucks I was in .... car was filthy, he was a mid 20s chav in joggers

Wtf!

Modern Bentley are chavtastic IMO. It's the 'footballer effect'.

All luxury cars suffer from temporary image issues when they reach an age that makes them "affordable" although honestly most image issues with cars seem to be based in jealousy.

The continental GT can be picked up for about £17k, which if you pay off with finance is perfectly affordable to most people.

Running and maintenance costs are another beast though "

Well now that so much of the car is VAG it's not so bad. Just like any posh motor if you're good at DIY or have mates in the trade you can have a lot of motor for relatively little outlay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No man on earth should drives a Kia ceed

Except you!! "

That's true ! I can pull any car!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Fiat 500 unless its an abarth x"

I've got one of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol few months back a Black Bentley pulled into drive through Starbucks I was in .... car was filthy, he was a mid 20s chav in joggers

Wtf!

Modern Bentley are chavtastic IMO. It's the 'footballer effect'.

All luxury cars suffer from temporary image issues when they reach an age that makes them "affordable" although honestly most image issues with cars seem to be based in jealousy.

The continental GT can be picked up for about £17k, which if you pay off with finance is perfectly affordable to most people.

Running and maintenance costs are another beast though

Well now that so much of the car is VAG it's not so bad. Just like any posh motor if you're good at DIY or have mates in the trade you can have a lot of motor for relatively little outlay!"

Totally agree, a 911 targa for example, get one over about 110k miles so it will have had the gearbox rebuild done and you’ve got a solid car with a beastly 3.6L under the bonnet putting out 315bhp for less than £10k

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair I am not a car snob and would drive most cars... although I was not a fan of a Vector...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love MX5's and I don't give a shite what others think, when my house is sorted, I'm having one as a second car. So nerrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was driving in Newcastle this morning and seen a guy with full sleeve tatts and guns driving a VW Beetle. That is NOT a car a guy should drive. Audi A1 is another.

Any more? "

I had an Audi A1. Loved it

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Cars that men think are 'fanny-magnets' are generally attracting other men, rather than women.

I used to drive a Volvo C70, which several women commented on favourably.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had an Audi TT, now drive a mini and I seriously want a bmw z3. And I’m not even bi let alone gay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also love the shape of the Z3 & Z4 Coupes, I just get the impression they'd be money dredgers upkeep wise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve had an Audi TT, now drive a mini and I seriously want a bmw z3. And I’m not even bi let alone gay"

Had both of the former cars you mention there. Loved them too (even though the TT tried to kill me a couple times)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ffs op there's no need to tell everyone you seen me in my beetle "

Have you been drawing on yourself again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve had an Audi TT, now drive a mini and I seriously want a bmw z3. And I’m not even bi let alone gay

Had both of the former cars you mention there. Loved them too (even though the TT tried to kill me a couple times) "

Same with the TT. Cost a fortune constantly putting it back together

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

Mx5’s are amazing fun to drive. I think everyone who takes the piss and calls them a hairdresser’s car should actually get in one and have a drive, they’ll soon discover how fantastic they are! Hubby often borrow my car if he’s working and I’m not, he gets so much joy from driving her too.

We bought my first one, a mk2.5 Phoenix edition, after I’d had half a dozen driving lessons, drove on L plates until I passed my test. I remember hubby coming to collect me from work and ya sticking the L plates on for me to drive home. A bunch of guys on a pub crawl couldn’t believe I was learning in her and said how cool it was

My first one was sold for spares/repairs this week as she needs a heap of cash spending on fixing the rot that they’re notorious for. I now have a mk3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drive what you want I will give BMW's a miss

Rear wheel drive can be tricky. Safer for you to stick to front wheel drive. "

Rear wheels are for driving. Front wheels are for steering.

Anything else is for shopping.

(Though I too will steer clear of BMW's/ Plenty of decent RWD cars out there)

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"I also love the shape of the Z3 & Z4 Coupes, I just get the impression they'd be money dredgers upkeep wise"

Nope far from it my z3 2.8 is good on fuel (low 30s), reliable, cheap to tax and insure... It's an excellent car. Z4 being based on e46 architecture have a few more niggly issues but still not what you'd call a money pit by any stretch of the imagination.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol few months back a Black Bentley pulled into drive through Starbucks I was in .... car was filthy, he was a mid 20s chav in joggers

Wtf! "
got a friend with a new Bentley left on the drive prefers is pick up been sat for 4 months just a tax thing

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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol East

Imagine having your masculinity threatened by a car

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By *hetalkingstoveMan
over a year ago

London

This can join the threads from the other week about what clothes men should wear. Who cares so much about these rules about what we can and can't do?

It's really sad that people aren't just living their lives as they wish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why shouldn’t he?cos its an hairdressers car init "

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Fiat 500 unless its an abarth x"

This I can agree with

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Lol few months back a Black Bentley pulled into drive through Starbucks I was in .... car was filthy, he was a mid 20s chav in joggers

Wtf!

The ultimate disappointment!!! "

God yes!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Drive what you want I will give BMW's a miss

Rear wheel drive can be tricky. Safer for you to stick to front wheel drive.

Rear wheels are for driving. Front wheels are for steering.

Anything else is for shopping.

(Though I too will steer clear of BMW's/ Plenty of decent RWD cars out there)"

Shopping lol

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I’ve had an Audi TT, now drive a mini and I seriously want a bmw z3. And I’m not even bi let alone gay"

Love TTs

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"I’ve had an Audi TT, now drive a mini and I seriously want a bmw z3. And I’m not even bi let alone gay

Love TTs "

Me too, but much more than a handful is a waste....

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"I’ve had an Audi TT, now drive a mini and I seriously want a bmw z3. And I’m not even bi let alone gay

Love TTs "

I love mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a strange thread. It's a great measure of a person if they have pre- conceived ideas about such an unimportant thing in life such as what car a male or female should drive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a fiat 500 abarth for a short while...

i felt a numpty in it.

I drive afew classics now and a manly black ford f250

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By *irth Vader OP   Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"What a strange thread. It's a great measure of a person if they have pre- conceived ideas about such an unimportant thing in life such as what car a male or female should drive"

It was a light hearted thread that some snowflakes seem to have tried to make out as offensive. It’s quite comical reading some comments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pinaforina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suzuki cappuccino

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By *xplorer13Man
over a year ago

glenrothes

I drive a Range Rover Vogue but when I get in my wife's Ford Focus, as lovely as it is I feel my ass is dragging on the road.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No mention of a Porsche boxster, great cars to drive

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By *heFuzzMan
over a year ago

Bucks

Never seen a man drive a Nissan Figaro...

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

It's also a fact that VW Golf's are mostly driven by idiots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suzuki cappuccino"

I wanted one when they came out, until I saw the size of it in the show room. Thought they were mx5 size.

I think fiat made something similar?

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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol East

Since you are on a swingers site, how many of these cars rate for having sex in them?

If I had 4 wheels, I think it would be a big camper van with a big bed and a bar, a toilet, and curtains

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside


"Lol few months back a Black Bentley pulled into drive through Starbucks I was in .... car was filthy, he was a mid 20s chav in joggers

Wtf!

Modern Bentley are chavtastic IMO. It's the 'footballer effect'.

All luxury cars suffer from temporary image issues when they reach an age that makes them "affordable" although honestly most image issues with cars seem to be based in jealousy. "

Bentley Contintals can be had for 25k now so not that big a deal nowadays, they've depreciated massively.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire


"Why shouldn’t he?cos its an hairdressers car init

Can men not be hair dressers?"

I used to own a hairdressers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have driven a Fiat 500. Never again. Not even an Abarth.

Proud owner of a Mégane, so come at me

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

Men shouldn't drive....PERIOD!

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"Was driving in Newcastle this morning and seen a guy with full sleeve tatts and guns driving a VW Beetle. That is NOT a car a guy should drive. Audi A1 is another.

Any more? "

As long as it doesnt have eyelashes on the headlights, they can drive anything.

Nobody should be allowed to drive any car with eyelashes, unless they are dressed like Penelope Pitstop.

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