FabSwingers.com forum: I'm on strike!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

From all things productive

I have a half day at work today.

So until 3.30pm I refuse to do any housework or new job hunting, diets or exercise or anything that involves moving or engaging my brain.

Suggestions please

What would you do?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Wank profusely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleep

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Well I’d find a nice comfy place on the couch. Remove the majority of my clothing get my sheepskinrug wrap my self up with a big tub of ben and Jerry’s karma sutra ice cream and watch Netflix

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wank profusely."

Done - that took about 4 minutes - what to do with the rest if the day?

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

If get myself comfy with a jar of warm coconut oil and then self massage myself with it for some relaxing Me Time

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Eat a Findus Crispy Pancake?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sleep "

No booooring!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I’d find a nice comfy place on the couch. Remove the majority of my clothing get my sheepskinrug wrap my self up with a big tub of ben and Jerry’s karma sutra ice cream and watch Netflix

This plan I like - I don't have ice cream though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bake a cake but dont wash your hands so u know the folks who eat it just ate your fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From all things productive

I have a half day at work today.

So until 3.30pm I refuse to do any housework or new job hunting, diets or exercise or anything that involves moving or engaging my brain.

Suggestions please

What would you do?

If you can't reach it, you don't need it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If get myself comfy with a jar of warm coconut oil and then self massage myself with it for some relaxing Me Time"

No sound a like too much effort.

Someone needs to do it for me

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Have a hot shower

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eat a Findus Crispy Pancake?"

Not without you gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flick your bean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happens at 3.30?

You could fab my pics then send me a naughty message to turn me on at work. You know you want to you little tease

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"Well I’d find a nice comfy place on the couch. Remove the majority of my clothing get my sheepskinrug wrap my self up with a big tub of ben and Jerry’s karma sutra ice cream and watch Netflix

This plan I like - I don't have ice cream though

Have you got coco pops or if not you could try pot noodle not quite as sexy but still something to play with. I bring the ice cream later as well as the spouts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bake a cake but dont wash your hands so u know the folks who eat it just ate your fanny

Wrongun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have a hot shower

No - too much effort - not until 3.30

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Flick your bean "

Done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Contemplate the meaning of life?... Or do a crossword. That'll fill about an hour (if it's a cryptic one)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What happens at 3.30?

You could fab my pics then send me a naughty message to turn me on at work. You know you want to you little tease

I have to go to work at 3.30

Naughty messages are earnt not given out like sweets

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

Plot the downfall of western civilisation

Drink coffee

look at pictures of willies of fab

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By *ndrew CareyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough, Cambridgeshire & Lincolnshire

"From all things productive

I have a half day at work today.

So until 3.30pm I refuse to do any housework or new job hunting, diets or exercise or anything that involves moving or engaging my brain.

Suggestions please

What would you do?

I'm bingewatching Arrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"From all things productive

I have a half day at work today.

So until 3.30pm I refuse to do any housework or new job hunting, diets or exercise or anything that involves moving or engaging my brain.

Suggestions please

What would you do?

If you can't reach it, you don't need it.

Exactly

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Wank profusely.

Done - that took about 4 minutes - what to do with the rest if the day?

Make an afternoon out of it then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get on cam lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I’d find a nice comfy place on the couch. Remove the majority of my clothing get my sheepskinrug wrap my self up with a big tub of ben and Jerry’s karma sutra ice cream and watch Netflix

This plan I like - I don't have ice cream though

Have you got coco pops or if not you could try pot noodle not quite as sexy but still something to play with. I bring the ice cream later as well as the spouts

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"If get myself comfy with a jar of warm coconut oil and then self massage myself with it for some relaxing Me Time

No sound a like too much effort.

Someone needs to do it for me

Lazy arse

if I must

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"What happens at 3.30?

You could fab my pics then send me a naughty message to turn me on at work. You know you want to you little tease

I have to go to work at 3.30

Naughty messages are earnt not given out like sweets

How does one earn these naughty messages?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Plot the downfall of western civilisation

Drink coffee

look at pictures of willies of fab"

I've gone willy blind

Coffee- done

Downfall of western civilisation - on my to do list

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Eat a Findus Crispy Pancake?"

Findus went out of production years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What happens at 3.30?

You could fab my pics then send me a naughty message to turn me on at work. You know you want to you little tease

I have to go to work at 3.30

Naughty messages are earnt not given out like sweets

Nor are fabbed pics so it seems. Haha. Don’t ask you don’t get

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"From all things productive

I have a half day at work today.

So until 3.30pm I refuse to do any housework or new job hunting, diets or exercise or anything that involves moving or engaging my brain.

Suggestions please

What would you do?

I'm bingewatching Arrow "

Ooohhh yes binge watching stuff is an excellent idea

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By *musedforlifeMan
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Watch true crime on TV

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Contemplate the meaning of life?... Or do a crossword. That'll fill about an hour (if it's a cryptic one)

Meaning of life - done

Crossword - not done- I'd rather look at pictures of boobs and willies

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

I've gone willy blind

I said look - not poke yourself in the eye with them

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"Contemplate the meaning of life?... Or do a crossword. That'll fill about an hour (if it's a cryptic one)

Meaning of life - done

Crossword - not done- I'd rather look at pictures of boobs and willies

Likewise dear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Binge watching Travellers on Netflix has started now

Happy days x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

If you have an Alexa just shout " Alexa entertain me " and see what happens

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

We’ve covered all requirements wank, eat and sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Contemplate the meaning of life?... Or do a crossword. That'll fill about an hour (if it's a cryptic one)

Meaning of life - done

Crossword - not done- I'd rather look at pictures of boobs and willies

I keep getting stuck at 42 with the whole life, the universe and everything stuff

As for the boobs and willies, I keep forgetting about those as the forum keeps distracting me from them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stay on fab and chat to all us fabulous fabsters or go online shopping

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

Why not take one immodium tablet and one laxative - let them fight it out and see which one wins

I bet the tension would be unbearable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bake a cake but dont wash your hands so u know the folks who eat it just ate your fanny

Wrongun

and giggle as they savour it here ya go mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eat a Findus Crispy Pancake?

Findus went out of production years ago

Birdseye now.

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Get in the garage/shed and start inventing. You may not need that new job after all with one great invention.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I've been eating Red Pesto out the jar with a spoon...works for me

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