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Why can't I get any meats?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've been at this fridge for 5 minutes and there is no meat to be found, just veg and some yoghurt.

Tesco keeps advertising meat but when i go into the shop there is none on the shelves.. Why say you sell meat but don't provide any, stop wasting my time.

I think I'm going to leave his fridge and go to the kebab shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are obviously looking in the wrong place, try a farm shop instead.

Or try another chain of supermarket.

Kebab shop/house is definitely your better bet, so go, please leave. The fridge is not for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ummm.. psst... try the f r e e z e r

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

or if all else fails , go to the other side.

and try a nut roast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, we're only looking for a FMF (Fish Meat Fish)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thyme waster no meat no herbs xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry, we're only looking for a FMF (Fish Meat Fish) "

Don't you mean SNT (surf n turf) ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry, we're only looking for a FMF (Fish Meat Fish)

Don't you mean SNT (surf n turf) ?? "

Shit, that's why we were thrown out of the restaurant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message ALL supermarkets displaying meat adverts on their websites (ensure you read the ads in FULL).

Make your message personal (no c & p, they are good at spotting "Dear Asda...... blurrrrrrrrrrrbbbbbbbbbbb" being changed to "Dear Aldi...... blurrrrrrrrrrbbbbbbb").

Be patient, there are thousands upon thousands of customers looking for meats to every store, so you really need to make an effort to stand out amongst the crowds.

Try a social... there are a few social gatherings (late at night) that will help you get "in" amongst a certain crowd. Be prepared to pose as 'boy racer' and/or 'chav' to enable the mingling to occur.... this should help you find buddies that will get your 'meats' for free (plan a getaway car ready for when you do get meats).

I think relaxing preferences will gain some footfall... having a dabble at being bi, trying out 'meat & two veg' will bring some unexpected interest for some.

I hope this helps? Good luck!

ps. if all else fails... Aunt Bessie's in the freezer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Message ALL supermarkets displaying meat adverts on their websites (ensure you read the ads in FULL).

Make your message personal (no c & p, they are good at spotting "Dear Asda...... blurrrrrrrrrrrbbbbbbbbbbb" being changed to "Dear Aldi...... blurrrrrrrrrrbbbbbbb").

Be patient, there are thousands upon thousands of customers looking for meats to every store, so you really need to make an effort to stand out amongst the crowds.

Try a social... there are a few social gatherings (late at night) that will help you get "in" amongst a certain crowd. Be prepared to pose as 'boy racer' and/or 'chav' to enable the mingling to occur.... this should help you find buddies that will get your 'meats' for free (plan a getaway car ready for when you do get meats).

I think relaxing preferences will gain some footfall... having a dabble at being bi, trying out 'meat & two veg' will bring some unexpected interest for some.

I hope this helps? Good luck!

ps. if all else fails... Aunt Bessie's in the freezer "

Brilliant! Thank you... Can't wait to be a proper carnivore like you guys

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Message ALL supermarkets displaying meat adverts on their websites (ensure you read the ads in FULL).

Make your message personal (no c & p, they are good at spotting "Dear Asda...... blurrrrrrrrrrrbbbbbbbbbbb" being changed to "Dear Aldi...... blurrrrrrrrrrbbbbbbb").

Be patient, there are thousands upon thousands of customers looking for meats to every store, so you really need to make an effort to stand out amongst the crowds.

Try a social... there are a few social gatherings (late at night) that will help you get "in" amongst a certain crowd. Be prepared to pose as 'boy racer' and/or 'chav' to enable the mingling to occur.... this should help you find buddies that will get your 'meats' for free (plan a getaway car ready for when you do get meats).

I think relaxing preferences will gain some footfall... having a dabble at being bi, trying out 'meat & two veg' will bring some unexpected interest for some.

I hope this helps? Good luck!

ps. if all else fails... Aunt Bessie's in the freezer "

I'm in love, i mean, just look at the punctuation on that baby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well you wont play with butchers....it always ammuses me....etc etc (ad infinitum ad nauseum)

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Awesome thread pmsl

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

message Soapy, he's desperate as well!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"message Soapy, he's desperate as well!! "

Aye ya right wi that one xx

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"message Soapy, he's desperate as well!!

Aye ya right wi that one xx "
Fmuma said to massage you?xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"message Soapy, he's desperate as well!!

Aye ya right wi that one xx Fmuma said to massage you?xx"

Anytime xx

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"message Soapy, he's desperate as well!!

Aye ya right wi that one xx Fmuma said to massage you?xx

Anytime xx"
on my way but its a bit slippery herexx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"message Soapy, he's desperate as well!!

Aye ya right wi that one xx Fmuma said to massage you?xx

Anytime xxon my way but its a bit slippery herexx"

get a shift on... I need some peace!!

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By *uslaffMan
over a year ago

manchester


"I've been at this fridge for 5 minutes and there is no meat to be found, just veg and some yoghurt.

Tesco keeps advertising meat but when i go into the shop there is none on the shelves.. Why say you sell meat but don't provide any, stop wasting my time.

I think I'm going to leave his fridge and go to the kebab shop"

Bob Monkhouse is alive and well....sigh !

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