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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is it me profile or summat?

Been on here nearly five years and only get mail off admin thanking me fa me site supporter

Any tips or suggestions??

And why do people not answer me mail and block me?

Single guys have it rough on this site im thinkin a leavin xx

PS im always clean and use a spell checker so i just dont get it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tis cause your not scottish, will get better when your properly up here

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Well if ya got out the bath occasionally it would help

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Is it me profile or summat?

Been on here nearly five years and only get mail off admin thanking me fa me site supporter

Any tips or suggestions??

And why do people not answer me mail and block me?

Single guys have it rough on this site im thinkin a leavin xx

PS im always clean and use a spell checker so i just dont get it xx "

I took a look at your profile, its okish, pics are ummm. Maybe if you tried harder. People arnt gonna come to you, you have to be more pro active. Stop sending friends invites to those you havnt spoke to.

hope this helps

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tis cause your not scottish, will get better when your properly up here "

Aye the sooner the better xx

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Well if ya got out the bath occasionally it would help "
haha thats funny...

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Haven't you posted just the same thread previously, every three months in fact?

Yer too fussy lol

Soon be 2020 though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Haven't you posted just the same thread previously, every three months in fact?

Yer too fussy lol

Soon be 2020 though "

No it was me errrr twin brother xx

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Have a wank and imagine what you will do, if you ever get one.

Better still, when you message people, ask them what they will be wearing and what you will do together.

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have a wank and imagine what you will do, if you ever get one.

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I would do but even me hand has blocked me xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you wont meet single men, maybee this cuts down your options. it always entertains me when........etc ect (ad infinitum, ad nauseum)

Also, you cant accomodate, you are obviously maried (you cheating barsteward) etc etc (ad infinitum, ad nauseum)

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Have a wank and imagine what you will do, if you ever get one.

I would do but even me hand has blocked me xx "

cut a hole in the end of the sofa and shag that.....

needy people...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you wont meet single men, maybee this cuts down your options. it always entertains me when........etc ect (ad infinitum, ad nauseum)

Also, you cant accomodate, you are obviously maried (you cheating barsteward) etc etc (ad infinitum, ad nauseum) "

I aint married im just livin wi errrr family xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are ugly.

Your cock is ugly.

You have bad teeth.

You are too short.

You are too fat.

You cannot spell.

You do not have a sense of humour.

You moan.

You whinge.

Your glass is half empty.

You do not have letters after your name.

You cannot accommodate.

You cannot travel.

You smoke.

You have bad hair.

You have a lazy profile.

You have bad feet.

You have an untidy house.

You are too far.

You are not my type.

Your nails are dirty.

Your hands are rough.

You have too much hair on your body/arse/shoulders/bum/whatever.

Please feel free to add to the above.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

and I don't think you are really bi, you just put that there to try and get more meets......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I say! Put the boot in sparkles!.....

I refer the dishonourable gentleman to the answer i gave a moment ago....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, your not professional enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silly arse. Ya need a cock shot on there. tsk

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You are ugly.

Your cock is ugly.

You have bad teeth.

You are too short.

You are too fat.

You cannot spell.

You do not have a sense of humour.

You moan.

You whinge.

Your glass is half empty.

You do not have letters after your name.

You cannot accommodate.

You cannot travel.

You smoke.

You have bad hair.

You have a lazy profile.

You have bad feet.

You have an untidy house.

You are too far.

You are not my type.

Your nails are dirty.

Your hands are rough.

You have too much hair on your body/arse/shoulders/bum/whatever.

Please feel free to add to the above.

"

You are so wrong

I do have letters after my name xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Single guys have it rough on this site xx "

.... and you're as rough as they come, eh mate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You are ugly.

Your cock is ugly.

You have bad teeth.

You are too short.

You are too fat.

You cannot spell.

You do not have a sense of humour.

You moan.

You whinge.

Your glass is half empty.

You do not have letters after your name.

You cannot accommodate.

You cannot travel.

You smoke.

You have bad hair.

You have a lazy profile.

You have bad feet.

You have an untidy house.

You are too far.

You are not my type.

Your nails are dirty.

Your hands are rough.

You have too much hair on your body/arse/shoulders/bum/whatever.

Please feel free to add to the above.

You are so wrong

I do have letters after my name xx "

Apart from that, what have the romans ever done for you!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"You are ugly.

Your cock is ugly.

You have bad teeth.

You are too short.

You are too fat.

You cannot spell.

You do not have a sense of humour.

You moan.

You whinge.

Your glass is half empty.

You do not have letters after your name.

You cannot accommodate.

You cannot travel.

You smoke.

You have bad hair.

You have a lazy profile.

You have bad feet.

You have an untidy house.

You are too far.

You are not my type.

Your nails are dirty.

Your hands are rough.

You have too much hair on your body/arse/shoulders/bum/whatever.

Please feel free to add to the above.

You are so wrong

I do have letters after my name xx "

yes but CN765675 E Wing Barlinnie just doesn't attract the right sort

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Single guys have it rough on this site xx

.... and you're as rough as they come, eh mate? "

Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your just too lovely people cant cope , lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"your just too lovely people cant cope , lol. "

Arrrh so sweet xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You are so wrong

I do have letters after my name xx "

.

Not the right kind, sorry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another look at me thread,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Another look at me thread, "

ALL my threads are pmsl xxxx

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

we afraid that when you do get out of the bath. you will be all wrinkled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You are so wrong

I do have letters after my name xx

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Not the right kind, sorry! "
I agree. TIT does not count....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, I forgot to mention I do not give profile advice, as I believe survival is the fittest.

I would consider anyone seeking profile advice being a weakling and not a self-starter.

Hence those threads are very useful for me, as I would block the thread starters from making contacts and wasting each other's time and efforts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

You are so wrong

I do have letters after my name xx

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Not the right kind, sorry! I agree. TIT does not count...."

Xx

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

OP, are you into camping ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

OP, are you into camping ?"
what like mincing around saying 'whoops, hello deary, hows your father?' whilst cocking an eyebrow?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

OP, are you into camping ?"

Nope I'm straight acting xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez, you still here, close the door on your way out

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Cos I won't fucking let you is why, ya fud!! And who let you out of the shed???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cos I won't fucking let you is why, ya fud!! And who let you out of the shed??? "
lol, now get back under the thumb soapy!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cos I won't fucking let you is why, ya fud!! And who let you out of the shed??? "

Mmm I see you waited till I went to the shop before you posted xx

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Cos I won't fucking let you is why, ya fud!! And who let you out of the shed???

Mmm I see you waited till I went to the shop before you posted xx "

Methinks you are telling porkies, c'mon fess up, you were SENT to the shops, weren't you?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Cos I won't fucking let you is why, ya fud!! And who let you out of the shed???

Mmm I see you waited till I went to the shop before you posted xx "

you better have bought me champagne, or you will be grounded again!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cos I won't fucking let you is why, ya fud!! And who let you out of the shed???

Mmm I see you waited till I went to the shop before you posted xx

Methinks you are telling porkies, c'mon fess up, you were SENT to the shops, weren't you? :-

D"

Normally yes but at this moment I'm in England lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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you better have bought me champagne, or you will be grounded again!!"

How much fookin further can he go ffs!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"

you better have bought me champagne, or you will be grounded again!!

How much fookin further can he go ffs!! "

6ft under, if I have my way wi a spade!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

you better have bought me champagne, or you will be grounded again!!

How much fookin further can he go ffs!!

6ft under, if I have my way wi a spade!! "

Bloody hell are you alright??

You in an extremely loving mood for a change xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

you better have bought me champagne, or you will be grounded again!!

How much fookin further can he go ffs!!

6ft under, if I have my way wi a spade!!

Bloody hell are you alright??

You in an extremely loving mood for a change xx "

Do you sleep with one eye open when you're up in Scotlandyshire?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Do you sleep with one eye open when you're up in Scotlandyshire? "

No dont be silly xx

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both xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You are ugly.

Your cock is ugly.

You have bad teeth.

You are too short.

You are too fat.

You cannot spell.

You do not have a sense of humour.

You moan.

You whinge.

Your glass is half empty.

You do not have letters after your name.

You cannot accommodate.

You cannot travel.

You smoke.

You have bad hair.

You have a lazy profile.

You have bad feet.

You have an untidy house.

You are too far.

You are not my type.

Your nails are dirty.

Your hands are rough.

You have too much hair on your body/arse/shoulders/bum/whatever.

Please feel free to add to the above.

You are so wrong

I do have letters after my name xx

yes but CN765675 E Wing Barlinnie just doesn't attract the right sort"

Haa haa haa haa...oh I don't know...captive audience and all that...no pun intended

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"You are ugly.

Your cock is ugly.

You have bad teeth.

You are too short.

You are too fat.

You cannot spell.

You do not have a sense of humour.

You moan.

You whinge.

Your glass is half empty.

You do not have letters after your name.

You cannot accommodate.

You cannot travel.

You smoke.

You have bad hair.

You have a lazy profile.

You have bad feet.

You have an untidy house.

You are too far.

You are not my type.

Your nails are dirty.

Your hands are rough.

You have too much hair on your body/arse/shoulders/bum/whatever.

Please feel free to add to the above.

You are so wrong

I do have letters after my name xx

yes but CN765675 E Wing Barlinnie just doesn't attract the right sort

Haa haa haa haa...oh I don't know...captive audience and all that...no pun intended "

Outs a new meaning on pass the Soapy.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

ffs puts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another look at me thread, "

I know...and he's not even a single bloke...timewaster

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Another look at me thread,

I know...and he's not even a single bloke...timewaster "

feel free to slap him Sassy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Another look at me thread,

I know...and he's not even a single bloke...timewaster

feel free to slap him Sassy "

Yeah feel free xx

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By *irty_bhamMan
over a year ago

birmingham

i'd say kick him in the nut's but i think he'd enjoy it way toooooooo much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Haven't you posted just the same thread previously, every three months in fact?

Yer too fussy lol

Soon be 2020 though

No it was me errrr twin brother xx "

sussed it!!! - twin brother obviously is nicking all ya meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You dont get meets simply because most profiles are fakes,,simples...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try using shower gel for a change!

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