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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can run faster than humans on land , swim faster than humans in water , which means the bicycle is your only chance of beating a hippo in a triathlon

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

And an underwater jet pack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're fat unicorns, they clearly still have magic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They're fat unicorns, they clearly still have magic. "

I thought that was rhinos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hippos are amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They're fat unicorns, they clearly still have magic. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My beretta shot gun says different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And kill more people than any other animal in Africa!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hippos are amazing "

No good on a drifter though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can run faster than humans on land , swim faster than humans in water , which means the bicycle is your only chance of beating a hippo in a triathlon "

I’ll just take the loss.

Hippos are blinking dangerous beasts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hippos are amazing

No good on a drifter though "

I did alright on the grifter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hippos are amazing

No good on a drifter though

I did alright on the grifter "

You don’t have hooves

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Can run faster than humans on land , swim faster than humans in water , which means the bicycle is your only chance of beating a hippo in a triathlon "

Hippos cant swim, they walk along the bottom. They can hold their breath for a very long time though. Also their skin is a an inch thick and will stop low calibre small arms fire.

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By *imandher84Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

They also throw there poop around as far as they can to mark there territory. Not sure I'd want to see just how far a hippo can throw to be honest, will leave them too it.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"And kill more people than any other animal in Africa! "

I think the mosquito may refute that claim?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They also eat little white plastic balls very fast as well

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By *imandher84Couple
over a year ago

Leeds


"They also eat little white plastic balls very fast as well "

Do they sod, they spit them out constantly whilst your 6 year old has mastered the knack and you have to remind yourself he bruises like a peach..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can run faster than humans on land , swim faster than humans in water , which means the bicycle is your only chance of beating a hippo in a triathlon

Hippos cant swim, they walk along the bottom. They can hold their breath for a very long time though. Also their skin is a an inch thick and will stop low calibre small arms fire."

Well that’s fucked the joke !!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Can run faster than humans on land , swim faster than humans in water , which means the bicycle is your only chance of beating a hippo in a triathlon

Hippos cant swim, they walk along the bottom. They can hold their breath for a very long time though. Also their skin is a an inch thick and will stop low calibre small arms fire.

Well that’s fucked the joke !! "

Just shows, facts can ruin anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can run faster than humans on land , swim faster than humans in water , which means the bicycle is your only chance of beating a hippo in a triathlon "

Over short distances only. Thank goodness.

Hippos are very territorial and protective of their young. Otherwise very peaceful.

Beautiful creatures!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Can run faster than humans on land , swim faster than humans in water , which means the bicycle is your only chance of beating a hippo in a triathlon

Hippos cant swim, they walk along the bottom. They can hold their breath for a very long time though. Also their skin is a an inch thick and will stop low calibre small arms fire."

They kind of run along the bottom, it's great to watch, unless they're running after you.

Pygmy hippos are lovely, not sure if they're as fierce as full size ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They also eat little white plastic balls very fast as well

Do they sod, they spit them out constantly whilst your 6 year old has mastered the knack and you have to remind yourself he bruises like a peach.. "

Step away from the hippo!

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

Just climb on a tree and they will ignore you but make sure no leopard around or even lion.

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By *imandher84Couple
over a year ago

Leeds


"They also eat little white plastic balls very fast as well

Do they sod, they spit them out constantly whilst your 6 year old has mastered the knack and you have to remind yourself he bruises like a peach..

Step away from the hippo! "

the flashback passed, anyway somehow all the balls have uhm disappeared so we can't play that.. Although don't get me started on ker plunk.. I mean who in the hell invented a game that takes 30 minutes to set up and 05 bloody seconds to loose at.. And even worse if they "try to help" back off boyo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can run faster than humans on land , swim faster than humans in water , which means the bicycle is your only chance of beating a hippo in a triathlon

Hippos cant swim, they walk along the bottom. They can hold their breath for a very long time though. Also their skin is a an inch thick and will stop low calibre small arms fire.

They kind of run along the bottom, it's great to watch, unless they're running after you.

Pygmy hippos are lovely, not sure if they're as fierce as full size ones.

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Hippos aren't fierce They are very placid. I've seen fishermen fishing meters away from them. I've kyaked right next to them.

The problem with hippos is they make awesome paths through the reeds to the waters etc. The locals use those paths. Like I said Hippos are VERY territorial!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My beretta shot gun says different "

You're at the wrong event if you're taking your gun to a triathlon

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire


"And kill more people than any other animal in Africa!

I think the mosquito may refute that claim?"

it isnt the mosquito that kills though!! its the diseases it give you so technically it is still the hippo that kills most lol

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"Can run faster than humans on land , swim faster than humans in water , which means the bicycle is your only chance of beating a hippo in a triathlon "

Yep but who rules the world and is exterminating all the other species? We humans kick arse.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"And kill more people than any other animal in Africa!

I think the mosquito may refute that claim?

it isnt the mosquito that kills though!! its the diseases it give you so technically it is still the hippo that kills most lol "

But 53.7% of deaths by Hippo are down to traffic accidents, as they can't operate the brake very well with such large feet- so those don't count

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