FabSwingers.com forum: Fridge thief!!

By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Who else has one in their house, I've just noticed two bags of chocolate buttons have disappeared. Neither one says they've done it over the phone, so on their next visit here the Spanish inquisition starts.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet it was you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Bet it was you

No not me I save the buttons to eat off and share with naked ladies

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the only thief in my flat as I live alone

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bet it was you

No not me I save the buttons to eat off and share with naked ladies

They probably went out of date then and got thrown out!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d be more concerned with someone going in your fridge

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm the only thief in my flat as I live alone

At least you know, my two pop in and out now whenever they can, so it's one of the buggers, life was so much easier when they weren't old enough to walk to one

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bet it was you

No not me I save the buttons to eat off and share with naked ladies

They probably went out of date then and got thrown out!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry

..I’ll put the empty packets back in the fridge

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Bet it was you

No not me I save the buttons to eat off and share with naked ladies

They probably went out of date then and got thrown out!

How very dare you suggest they go out of date

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half the week yes.

My kid comes here, eats every thing he finds, sprays my Tom Ford and buggers off back to him moms

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

It was Nora! She likes chocolate buttons ( but the reseal bag never gets resealed!)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I’d be more concerned with someone going in your fridge "

They can have whatever they want so long as they ask first.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Half the week yes.

My kid comes here, eats every thing he finds, sprays my Tom Ford and buggers off back to him moms "

At least someone knows what I mean

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure I have one who let's themselves in when I'm not there

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"It was Nora! She likes chocolate buttons ( but the reseal bag never gets resealed!)"

Does she now

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm sure I have one who let's themselves in when I'm not there

Sneaky buggers

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Bet it was you

No not me I save the buttons to eat off and share with naked ladies

They probably went out of date then and got thrown out!

Its not funny

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Sorry

..I’ll put the empty packets back in the fridge

Its not you then

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Half the week yes.

My kid comes here, eats every thing he finds, sprays my Tom Ford and buggers off back to him moms

At least someone knows what I mean

glad I’m not the only one

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite like the idea of people naming their food at work. I mean just yesterday I had a tuna sandwich called Keith

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I quite like the idea of people naming their food at work. I mean just yesterday I had a tuna sandwich called Keith "

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *assy69Man
over a year ago

West Sussex and Wales

"Who else has one in their house, I've just noticed two bags of chocolate buttons have disappeared. Neither one says they've done it over the phone, so on their next visit here the Spanish inquisition starts.

They won’t be expecting the Spanish Inquisition

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I'm definitely the fridge theif in my house, then again it's my fucking fridge.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

They won’t be expecting the Spanish Inquisition

I've just ordered the thumb screws they should be here tomorrow

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm definitely the fridge theif in my house, then again it's my fucking fridge. "

Have you ever caught yourself

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had this at work. I go get my lunch and boom! It's gone

No one ever owns up but i had a feeling i knew who it was. I put a lovely sarky comment on the board, they love me at work.

I've also had other things taken. It always seems to be me

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I've had this at work. I go get my lunch and boom! It's gone

No one ever owns up but i had a feeling i knew who it was. I put a lovely sarky comment on the board, they love me at work.

I've also had other things taken. It always seems to be me

At work that's a sackable offence.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had this at work. I go get my lunch and boom! It's gone

No one ever owns up but i had a feeling i knew who it was. I put a lovely sarky comment on the board, they love me at work.

I've also had other things taken. It always seems to be me

At work that's a sackable offence."

Don't you mean snackable offence xx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I've had this at work. I go get my lunch and boom! It's gone

No one ever owns up but i had a feeling i knew who it was. I put a lovely sarky comment on the board, they love me at work.

I've also had other things taken. It always seems to be me

At work that's a sackable offence.

Don't you mean snackable offence xx"

Boom boom

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Have you checked the freezer just in case you put them in there

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I quite like the idea of people naming their food at work. I mean just yesterday I had a tuna sandwich called Keith "

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

We do at work. We started putting a couple of drops of food colouring in the milk & it stopped. It doesn’t change the flavour but put a new spin on green tea

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"I've had this at work. I go get my lunch and boom! It's gone

No one ever owns up but i had a feeling i knew who it was. I put a lovely sarky comment on the board, they love me at work.

I've also had other things taken. It always seems to be me

Put something nasty in it & they won’t do it again!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Bet it was you

No not me I save the buttons to eat off and share with naked ladies

Maybe it was a sleepwalk during a dream of this

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Sorry

..I’ll put the empty packets back in the fridge

Haha Cheeky... are you the one that leaves the wrappers in an After Eight box ?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D is a nighttime fridge raider!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes.. my salt & vinegar hoola hoops always get snaffled. And my choclate buttons

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a few of them in the house, never anyone that admits to it. It either disappears or the empty box/packet is put back x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its just wrong keeping chocolate in the fridge

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maaaaate, I'm hemorrhaging tea bags and chocolate too! My 3 housemates all deny having been in my cupboard. If there's a ghost about my house helping himself to tea and chocolate he'd be as well contributing to the fookin rent too

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Its just wrong keeping chocolate in the fridge

Disagree nothing worse than soft clagey chocolate

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Its just wrong keeping chocolate in the fridge

Disagree nothing worse than soft clagey chocolate

Its the best thing for chocolate buttons

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I've also found out who the culprit was and he just burst out laughing

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

Least it was the buttons and not the rolos. I'd be real annoyed if someone are my rolos.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"I've also found out who the culprit was and he just burst out laughing

I blame the parents

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread