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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

went to the supermarket to get some cheese that i needed for making dinner. well as we women do, go for one thing and come out with a trolley full. but as i was starving, only had toast that morning. i got a sausage roll from the bakery dept and ate it. so being the honest scouser that i am, yes am the only one. when i got to the check out i gave the lady my empty wrapper to add onto my bill. i informed her i had already eaten it, and inwardly praised myself for being so honest. she looked at me and said it was just as well i was honest only i still had a mouthful of crumbs all over my lips. dead give away or what. could have done with meeting mally or tigler there and they would have told me to wipe my mouth.

so come on who has ever eaten there way round a supermarket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have to say its the best way to keep the kids happy. I always have juice and crisps half eaten by my clan by the time we get to checkout. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never done that,

But

If I have seen something that looks good in someone elses trolley and can't be bothered to go and get it I have just taken it out of there trolley. It does get you a strange look.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i know a couple who were banned from there local Asda. there are pictures of em on their profile with her flashing her fanny bits to the camera.

bet they did loads of munching on the way round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not eaten my way round but once went in after some naughty fun and still had summat on me cheek

thought i had cleaned it all off .

ahem

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not eaten my way round but once went in after some naughty fun and still had summat on me cheek

thought i had cleaned it all off .

ahem "

wot cum on yer cheeks, hope it wasnt yer arse cheeks. if it was on yer face you could always say you were trying out oil of olay for market research

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh i did...and yes on my face

HE thought hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry but that made me lmao gash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

look...........

I may have the same sized ass as a babboon but i dont tend to wave it about nekid in spar

oh and it aint red either. unless someone spanked me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

well i have a baboon size arse and with all me piles it looks like one even more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahahhahahahahahahahhah

pass the grapes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"hahahhahahahahahahahhah

pass the grapes "

well i just say slab a few slices of camberbert on me arse and yer have a cheese platter with complimentary grapes

anything as long as it detracts from the size of me arse

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"hahahhahahahahahahahhah

pass the grapes "

just hope they aren't green

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"hahahhahahahahahahahhah

pass the grapes

just hope they aren't green "

nah they are pink and oozing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

AND.........your ass looks ok to me. i been peeking. when its like mine, then ya can moan

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

hey when something is up my ass you wana hear me moan

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"hey when something is up my ass you wana hear me moan"

errr yeah think i would actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"hey when something is up my ass you wana hear me moan

errr yeah think i would actually "

any time babe, i have heard people insinuate you are an auld git. but eh old git you wana hear me moan

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