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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I attended a funeral today where the request was to “dress casually”

It got me thinking about how I would want people to dress at my funeral. I was thinking of men dressing as in black suits a la Reservoir Dogs and the women dressing in a slutty goth style.

What are all your thoughts

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I'd like everybody to be wearing the most ridiculous hats they could find in their local charity shops.

Or all the women to wear false beards.

I want laughing, not crying at my funeral.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

No one is allowed to wear black at mine.

I want bright colours, and glitter, there has to be glitter & sequins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They can wear what ever they want to mine

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By *actilemale4uMan
over a year ago

London

Fancy dress at my funeral. I'm going as a corpse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a lot of controversy over what you should wear but if the person requests something or you know what they would have liked then I don’t see a problem.

For my best friends funeral it was ‘like a charity shop threw up on you’ kind of request!

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By *llenGTWoman
over a year ago

East/West Mids

I attended a funeral last Wednesday. Highest FM heels. Six strap and tailored stockings. No knickers.

Unsure why but hey, it made the day a little easier

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

One request today wasn’t carried out. The deceased wanted his coffin carried out to “another one bites the dust”

They played “all right now” instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want an 80s theme at mine. Clothes, hair, make up, etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No black at mine, I want lots of colour and to celebrate my life x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No black at mine, I want lots of colour and to celebrate my life x "

This!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I want full mourning please. Men in black suits, women in the chicest of black dresses with heels and veiled hats. Hearse drawn by four plumed, black horses.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Oh and the jealous lover who shoots me on discovering me aged 96 in the arms of another man will share chief mourning duties with that man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone in drag for mine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want a funeral, I want a fancy dress party where everyone is laughing hysterically yet stupidly uncomfortable at the same time.

I want to hear them thinking "I can't believe I'm doing this, she's such a bitch"

P

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"No black at mine, I want lots of colour and to celebrate my life x

This! "

Same here!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Years ago, a close friend of mine had the following planned for her funeral and it ended like this...

She was a fan of Disney's Tigger, so the hearse and funeral cars had Orange tiger style stripes on top of the black colour.

Everyone had to wear an orange item of clothing, better still, turn up in Disney fancy dress if possible?

The funeral director & his pall bearers had to be in bright clothing, the flowers were to be multi coloured and instead of monetary contributions, mourners were asked to buy toys for the local hospital's children's ward.

It was a great day and a superb way to send her on her way!!

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

No dark colours, I want it to be a celebration of my life.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

I actually don't care, I would leave that up to my husband

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be happy for people to dress in whatever they felt comfortable wearing.

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By *enninemarkMan
over a year ago

huddersfield/manchester


"I attended a funeral last Wednesday. Highest FM heels. Six strap and tailored stockings. No knickers.

Unsure why but hey, it made the day a little easier "

Sounds perfect to me!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'd be happy for people to dress in whatever they felt comfortable wearing. "

Yes, me too Lorna, can't see a big deal in it personally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone in odd baseball boots, the rest, whatever they like

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Women in heels and black lace parasols marching to a New Orleans dirge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the idea of themed funerals. Been to one where everyone wore a certain colour at the request of the family.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't care what people wear, I don't even care if I get a funeral service... I've left the building and embarking on whatever jounary lies beyond. I only ask that my shell is left to nourish the earth.... Seems so many are absorbed with the wrapper, its best to concentrate on the toffee beneath

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

No funeral for me thanks. Friends and family can have a drink down the pub if they want. I want an unattended cremation... too much money and fuss... meh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People can wear whatever they like, as shorter service as possible and I'd like everyone to have a party after

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

The biggest downturn will be missing the free bar

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